MillionaireMatch & Luxury Forum > Romance > Long distance relationships Previous topic Next topic
Jump to:
Long distance relationships
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 01:48

Gorillas are too big for hotels and why do you need chef, only bananas will do..whether you sing, dance or whatever you do..in the kingdom of gorillas , all you get is sex and bananas..get use to it..so why want human material comfort..thought you shun all those trappings that women want?



Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 01:44

Bonnie, I am going to insist on a 9 star Hotel and a New Orleans chief for my pad. I am worth much more than standard housing- a ordinary zoo, or even a 5 star is not good enough. You see, I can talk and write, dance and sing, which will get me top billing. just can't splell. Now, line them up and get them to grooming me.

lol



Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 01:15

Yay a nice person on M&M paydirt! LoL so gorillas? I havent met any lately.



Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 01:13

If you are a nice lady gorilla www. might be interested...
welcome here Bella..



Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 01:11

Is there anybody nice on this thread? Just thought I would say Hi



Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 01:08

.
well, if you choose to live in gorilla kingdom, you would sure have a great time but you will have to fight other male gorillas to get the female ones..and be prepared to die for sex..of course unless you are the lucky chosen one who is caged in a zoo to propagate this fast diminishing species..a bit like playing sp*rm bank..you realised you will still be a gigolo gorilla paid with bananas...

  


Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 00:12

Bonnie:
I didn't say women and gorillas are equal. I think you are loosing the case and making a better arguement for the gorillas. Did you switch sides in this debate? Gorilla males don't have to do all that stuff and they are appreciated, respected, groomed, obeyed, sex anytime - that's more than human males are getting.

Come to think of it, I don't want to be Richard Gere anymore. I want to be a gorilla.

lol

ww



Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Wed, Apr 27, 2005 11:13

www..
If you keep equating women with gorillas and evaluate their worth in dollars and sense..you are a lost cause..
When women put on make-up and doll themselves up , it is for your pleasure..and most men would love to show off their trophy wife/mistress..it is a symbol of their material success..a little like strutting peacock showing off their pea-hen..
and most women love to be appreciated that way besides their brains and wifely abilities..after all like the proverbial man who want his wife to be good in every room..it means you have to provide the room and pay her to be good too..



Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Wed, Apr 27, 2005 10:35

Yes, but I could never afford to keep her in bananas. Women are cheaper to feed and don't eat so much.

Well, I guess I should also be thinking about clothes, makeup, bad mouth, etc. That gorilla is looking better and better.

lol



Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Wed, Apr 27, 2005 08:03

Congratulations, to fun4two and Mandalay.
Glad someone(S) got their moneys worth out of here!
Your goodbye note was lovely and inpirational, we can all hope to find what you two have found.
Can I rub your belly for luck?......well you do that with a Buddha or other things that have had good fortune! Kidding.
Congrats again, and wish for you that, "the best of your past is the worst of your future!"



Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Wed, Apr 27, 2005 01:24

Thank you statuesque4u for the kind thoughts, but I am not sure bonnie is a good matchmaker. I mean those female gorillas she sent me were really ugly. They did have cute lips however.

I bet I could find my own women if they would just let me out of this ward.



Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Tue, Apr 26, 2005 23:51

HI Stat,
Welcome back..yeah , I m always looking for a deal..matchmaking deals and persons ..that was part of my job ..marriages of companies, investors to financial projects..yeah the mercernary deal broker..lol
well somone has to play Cupid or at least give her a helping hand or even a huge push at times!!

  


Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Tue, Apr 26, 2005 21:33

Suzan, Jim ... it feels like an end era. LOL I got a little teary reading your final post. But on the bright side ... You two should be MM's Poster Kids ... testimony that online dating can end up in a fairy tale union. It's inspiring. Love and luck to you two.

  


Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Tue, Apr 26, 2005 21:29

What a beautiful and inspiring message to send back to the rest here, patiently seeking.
Good Luck and Godspeed to you both



Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Tue, Apr 26, 2005 01:51

Fun4u and Mandalay..
I m new here too, but was glad to follow Fun's impressive threads and touched base with her and I think you sound like a perfect match.
Congratulations from across the pond..and I don't see why you need to leave this site..views and opinions from happily married couples, especially two such brilliant sound minds, are just as valuable and would certainly give a lot of hope and faith to all who are still searching..
Enjoy your happy union together!

  


Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Mon, Apr 25, 2005 20:59

My congratulations also. We all hope it works out forever and forever. Fun4, if he ever mistreats you, let us know. We will put a hex on him. They work long distance too. lol


ww



Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Mon, Apr 25, 2005 20:48

Congratulations, my dear friends, you are 2 very special human beings and it was an honor getting to know you and share with you on this Forum. I wish you both the best of luck and all the happiness and love in the world. I'm very very happy for you!!!!!

(ok... I'm going to cry now... it's ok... don't mind me... I'm very sensitive like that... I like to see happy people... snif, snif) ;)

  


Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Mon, Apr 25, 2005 14:05

rewrite . I am a lost cause.
lol

wwwww



www. My forte has always been to save lost causes and to fight for underdogs..
you might be saved from across the ocean..matchmaking is a favorite sport of mine..
INdeed I m in the midst of redrafting a constitution..not to save the world , for my charity..sorry busy studying the Charities Act 2000..lots of amendments in the light of Tsunami Disaster funds..there is definitely a need for closer supervision of such public funds..people donate without questioning where and how they are used and administered..so I try to play watchdog ..



Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Mon, Apr 25, 2005 13:48

Bonnie-..trying to get my 2% here..

Bonnie, you might trying to rewrite the constitutation and get everyone to agree, plus get Saddam to love americans. Far easier than matchmaking (2% fee reference) for me. I am a lost cause.
lol

wwwww



Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members
Posted on Sun, Apr 24, 2005 01:39

Stats..you have just the height for www.'s requirement..he sure has a tall order..
..trying to get my 2% here..

  


Reply / add comments      Quote      Report abuse   Bookmark and Share