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Posted on Sat, Apr 30, 2005 12:15

tsk tsk tsk...wwww... beggars can't be choosers...
But ok, thanks for the vote of confidence. I will do my utmost to fulfill my matchmaking duties with the proper zeal and efficiency.

  


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Posted on Sat, Apr 30, 2005 01:15


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Bonnie, Orangs don't have pretty lips and can't belly dance. I want Minerva for my agent now. She knows what I want. lol

YOU have not seen the Orangs in the Tropics yet..they have lips as lush as Gorillas..so choosy about your RPs are you..Im afraid with the market as it is, you can't be too picky with RPs nor clientele ..
we are sure in for a longhaul Min..

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Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 23:11

Bonnie, Orangs don't have pretty lips and can't belly dance. I want Minerva for my agent now. She knows what I want. lol

Well, you can still be my agent if your taste can improve.

lol

wwwww



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Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 23:06

Hi guys isn't bella little buddy so cuuuute!!!



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Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 10:49

ps..www. Orang Utans come a long way from the Borneo reserves to meet you at London Zoo..that is long distance relationship for you..



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Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 10:47

Min..these guys who monitor this site sure have prudish minds..they allow bloody but not ca*nal,what era are they in??
www..checked the London zoo, they have great zoo staff..so shall I check you in..? Quite a few lady gorillas there and orang hutans if you fancy..



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Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 10:40

Gorillas eat all types of things, leaves, herbs, spices, etc. Sometimes even a hunter or two. I am going to need a chef. Maybe a selection/screening committee for the females too. Heck, even sex and bananas would be much better than I am getting now.
lol

We are just killing time, keeping the thread open until someone comes up with some more comments on long distance relationships. Come on in, Bonnie is killing me.



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Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 09:55

LOL... you guys are hilarious. So now MM allows the word sex on the forum without any asterisks?? wow - that's what I call progress!
Should there should be a new thread called Gorillas in the Mist.. er on the Forum?

  


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Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 01:48

Gorillas are too big for hotels and why do you need chef, only bananas will do..whether you sing, dance or whatever you do..in the kingdom of gorillas , all you get is sex and bananas..get use to it..so why want human material comfort..thought you shun all those trappings that women want?



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Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 01:44

Bonnie, I am going to insist on a 9 star Hotel and a New Orleans chief for my pad. I am worth much more than standard housing- a ordinary zoo, or even a 5 star is not good enough. You see, I can talk and write, dance and sing, which will get me top billing. just can't splell. Now, line them up and get them to grooming me.

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Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 01:15

Yay a nice person on M&M paydirt! LoL so gorillas? I havent met any lately.



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Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 01:13

If you are a nice lady gorilla www. might be interested...
welcome here Bella..



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Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 01:11

Is there anybody nice on this thread? Just thought I would say Hi



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Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 01:08

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well, if you choose to live in gorilla kingdom, you would sure have a great time but you will have to fight other male gorillas to get the female ones..and be prepared to die for sex..of course unless you are the lucky chosen one who is caged in a zoo to propagate this fast diminishing species..a bit like playing sp*rm bank..you realised you will still be a gigolo gorilla paid with bananas...

  


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Posted on Thu, Apr 28, 2005 00:12

Bonnie:
I didn't say women and gorillas are equal. I think you are loosing the case and making a better arguement for the gorillas. Did you switch sides in this debate? Gorilla males don't have to do all that stuff and they are appreciated, respected, groomed, obeyed, sex anytime - that's more than human males are getting.

Come to think of it, I don't want to be Richard Gere anymore. I want to be a gorilla.

lol

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Posted on Wed, Apr 27, 2005 11:13

www..
If you keep equating women with gorillas and evaluate their worth in dollars and sense..you are a lost cause..
When women put on make-up and doll themselves up , it is for your pleasure..and most men would love to show off their trophy wife/mistress..it is a symbol of their material success..a little like strutting peacock showing off their pea-hen..
and most women love to be appreciated that way besides their brains and wifely abilities..after all like the proverbial man who want his wife to be good in every room..it means you have to provide the room and pay her to be good too..



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Posted on Wed, Apr 27, 2005 10:35

Yes, but I could never afford to keep her in bananas. Women are cheaper to feed and don't eat so much.

Well, I guess I should also be thinking about clothes, makeup, bad mouth, etc. That gorilla is looking better and better.

lol



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Posted on Wed, Apr 27, 2005 10:23

See WWW that is what i mean. What woman could resist such humour. But honey even gorillas need love too..,...

  


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Posted on Wed, Apr 27, 2005 08:03

Congratulations, to fun4two and Mandalay.
Glad someone(S) got their moneys worth out of here!
Your goodbye note was lovely and inpirational, we can all hope to find what you two have found.
Can I rub your belly for luck?......well you do that with a Buddha or other things that have had good fortune! Kidding.
Congrats again, and wish for you that, "the best of your past is the worst of your future!"



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Posted on Wed, Apr 27, 2005 01:24

Thank you statuesque4u for the kind thoughts, but I am not sure bonnie is a good matchmaker. I mean those female gorillas she sent me were really ugly. They did have cute lips however.

I bet I could find my own women if they would just let me out of this ward.



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