I guess we have said a couple of negative things about younger people, but only in a parental way, if you can accept that. As equals with you, we know you know what you want & have a right to go after it. My daughter is 20, & grew up an only child. Family call us "The Gilmore Girls From Hell." She interacts with people of all ages & has been having a hard time getting attracted to "boys" at her college. She prefers older men up to 30.
She just got herself a boyfriend this year. He's 22 & looks like a hottie little skater boy.
When I was visiting her at her dorm last week, he came down to visit her. She brought him in & introduced him. He shook hands & was all, "Oh, I'm a quiet, cool kinda guy, with my baseball cap on & giant clothes that could fit Marlon Brando."
I liked him, ... & she sat on her bed & he sat beside her & I sat in the computer chair.
First I asked him, "So what are your intentions towards my daughter, young man?" He stared at me in disbelief for a second & then turned to her.
"Ignore her," she told him & then said to me. "I can't believe you just asked him that!"
"Wasn't he expecting it?" I asked, with a smirk.
"NO! HE WAS NOT!" she said.
Tribulation part 2 -
My daughter & I started discussing something & Nathan was looking bored. Finally he lay back on her bed & stared at the ceiling. His shirt hiked itself way up to show the waistband of his boxers & his cute little hairy bellybutton.
Well, I always says it's a mother's right to embarrass her kids for nine months of barfing, 16 stitches, & 2 decades of mouthing off!" (No, she's a very wonderful kidlet & I'm X-tremely proud of her).
So, we stopped talking for a second & I said, "Nathan? Honey, if I knew you better, I just might have to do something like this." I stood up, reached over & tickled his flat, exposed abs.
Well, that poor kid shot up & folded in half like a spring-locked deck chair! And he looked at me in amazement! But my daughter's face was the best. Her jaw was laying in her lap! Her eyes were like 2 train station clocks.
She said, "What do you mean - if you knew him better you MIGHT do that? You JUST DID IT!"
I smiled sheepishly & said, "I couldn't help it!"
She said, "Ya! You could have!!"
I said, "His stomach was all OUT there!"
She said, "So ... you control youself & leave it alone!!!"
I answered, "Hey! I didn't give him a wedgie! Did I?" Nathan's surprise quickly turned to terror!
She shook her head & laughed, "Well, at least he know's what you're like now. I can't believe you did that to a guy you just met!"
I said, "Should I put that in my online dating profile?"
S4U, OMG, I had to come back and read your post from the 24th, LMAO, it is hysterical, and you are awesome.I can see that you are quite a character, Ill bet you are a riot to be around, You seem to always see another side of things than the norm.
thanks for the backup,.
and the laugh.
can we please leave the 20s alone =) I realize that most people in their 20s are extremely immature, having no clue what life is or even who they themselves are...but you guys are killing off the fish in my pond =) I, due to the way i was raised and the fact that i was lucky enough to have chalked up quite a bit of life experience points early, am not one of the mindless 20s that so many of you speak of. i, for example, started my own company when i was 16. A very successful company (and no i was not pushing a lawn mower) i am world traveled and have achieved every dream of mine on my own accord within the time possibilities of my life thus far.
the age group i prefer is mid 30s...I would go older but I dont want to be left a widow at a young age. so for me, i thank god for older men who are willing to give a 22yr old woman a chance to prove the stereotype wrong. Otherwise, I would be left with the 20 yr old stereotype to date myself!
Bravo! Bravo!!! 1SG!!! Such a gentleman!!! Please everyone... standing ovation here!!!!!
And confidentwithaheart, I agree with you, lots of beautiful and nice ladies here (in a very non-lesbian way... I have to add... ), and the men here who ARE gentlemen in every sense of the word (and I DO wholeheartedly insist on the word GENTLEMEN) are the pick of the crop!!
I have to admit that I may have made a hasty decision about this site, and if so "I'm sorry", lol. Some of your post are outstanding, real wit, and to SouthernGentleman, real chivalry. I hope I get to know you all better.
Yeah A2000....you caught me, I lay on my dining table ALL DAY! Sometimes I change it up though and switch positions and of course the position depends on whether I have company or not ;-)
I wasn't just jumping on the bandwagon, I don't like rude men ridiculing my friends! Especially men that don't have the BALLS enough to post a picture of themselves for us to admire and laugh at!! You should take your fake profile somewhere else....it isn't working here and if you think your attitude is going to win you dates off this site now, you are sorely mistaken! The smartest women read and/or post on the forum, so congrats on shooting yourself in the foot!! Don't worry though, lots of newbies have joined that club, so you are not alone......:-)
Ed the reason ur wife has a yeast infection could be for various reasons, 1 she has been sleeping with you
2 she is probably a pig or 3 she has probably had so many slobs in here that that is the result and if you have a wife ed why are u in here looking?????? ed i have 2 words for you:
B_ _ W ME
LMAO. S4U, LOL I did say bald not bold, you are a riot. but then I also said I kinda like a nice bald head,LOL, anyway, you know what I mean, but to tell you the truth, I like BOLD men also. Shit Im laughing so hard at your post that I lost track of what my point was, oh well, must be a blonde moment., sorry guys.
Im sure A2 is going to have fun with that one,
I think he likes me LOL
Oh and SouthernGent, thank you for your support, Im am glad to see that there are some gentlemen left in the world. MUAH!
Do you get the impression sometimes that these NEW people come in, not knowing anybody OR their style of humour, and just shoot their mouths .... um .... keyboards off without making any sense or making sure their rude behavior is justified? For the sake of peace, I wish the ornery members would take the example of some of the sweet and tolerable new members, and say something NICE instead of slamming people up against the boards with no warning.
Beautiful S4U -
I'm not even sure if he is a legitimate new member. He sounds very much like a covert, undercover guy who is playing games with everybody. I think he should scrap this profile and personality and start a NEW faux profile that isn't so suspicious and offensive.
ok Hot mama now you too???? tell me is that the position you assume most of the day?????? circulation to your brain will be minimal you could get hurt..... you could go into a semi vegetative state, but wait judgind by your profile you already are in a semi vegetative state....
southern.....i'm having a blast.....this is the most fun i have had in a long time, besides i get to practice typing. Southern if you can come to butterfly's defense for her comments because "she did mean ianything by it" why don't you feel the same about my comments back to her???? i know why.......because you have a better chance of getting something out of her than out of me.. (Wink Wink)......i wish people would mind their business. this was between butterfly and myself and others have escalated it and continue to do so. Children some of you need to get a life. Southern Im sorry you are offended however be a man and direct your sermons to the ladies and ask them to stop attacking. finally southern i assure you i m writing this with a smile.
butterfly...thank you. Somtimes I have a myriad of thoughts, and to express them all...well, I can miss some. Like the advice we both gave to the 20 yo. When I read yours I thought...I was thinking that, how could I have forgotten to mention it? But I could never have said it as clearly & concisely as you did. I think together, we both covered all the bases that young lady needed to hear. Now it's up to her as to what she does with that advice & her life.