why is it so hard to meet like minded people? you think youve met someone wth similar interests but then they turn out to be a PETA fanatic, hellbent on making you feel bad about every single action you make. its even worse when they seem really perfect and then admit to liking green fruit pastilles. weirdos
today i got speaking to a woman who works in tesco about cucumbers, it was nice for a while but she didn't like me poking her cheek with it
does anybody even read this crap?
I'm masking a genuine problem with humour, if youre a half decent looking supermodel, get in touch!