I let him in because I guess i felt obligated, it was a very strange feeling. I made a judgement call, he seemed harmless, it was a bit sad if anything, and I was most interested in the bird, a really beautiful creature.
Oh I've noticed the fakes. I've been on this site for a while, and met several through email only, but did fly out to california to meet one guy I met on another board. In his photos, he was beautiful, and in our correspondence, he was a gentleman, funny and sexy and seemed very motivated. We emailed back and forth for a month. I flew to LA to meet him and I arrived at the airport and waited for 4 hours for him to show up. I ended up getting a hotel room and waiting for him there. When he did finally show up around midnight, I was fast asleep, and in walks this greasy biker, with long messy hair, a multi coloured ski jacket covered in oil, pastey white around his dirty teeth, he had a really bad limp, a buggered arm and he brought his friend, a crazy and very loud parrot. They proceeded to talk my ears off till 4 am, then fell asleep in my bed, the bird perched on his back plucking it's feathers out. I kid you not. It was like something out of a bizarre dream and we've not spoken since.
Back to being "the little dwarf" again...not by my own choice. I felt a whole lot more powerful being bigger knowing I could kick your btt if you pissed me off. Now I will just have to let you boss me around. I love you in a very Lesbain kind of way. Hey...can't help it. You are too sexy for me to say otherwise. NOw my ass will get kicked again. Need to go hide now.
Listen Dawn...I used to be your little dwarf and I could handle you bossing me around...I really hope these men on here are afraid of me. I never had such power with my big sexy body. I think you are afraid I might lick I mean kick you ass and trust me I could you little skinny minnie. Do you think I care if these guys want me or not? The good ones will see through the real me. If they don't they are not worth my time. I am big and smooshy and powerful now...and I feel like I am a new women...so I am a bit tough around the edges and feel like no one can push me around. I love you Dawn andI mean that in a lesbian kind of way.
Well Miss Stat4U...could you suggest a position if I can finally get a man to do it with me...Allnight would be great but I really dont think he goes for the fat ones. Hey I have an idea, why dont you two hook up...you are both blonde, sex maniacs..ok, ok, I will shut up now.
Any position with you baby would be hot! I think this is the first time Mr. AllKnight has ever posted on any of the forums. He is Millmatch's best kept secret. I know I am too fat for you sexy, but ladies, look at this man....yummmy....and he is sweet too! Wonder which one of these beautiful ladies will snatch you up first? Did i just say a dirty word? ooppps...
My fling with Edwina was the result of a bad mixture of grain alcohol and doxycicline...I don't know what happened except the next morning there was plastic sheeting everywhere, an empty container of Mazzola, and Edwina leaving me a note saying something about never letting me in "that place" again.
Ed, gosh you're hilarious!!! I'm still laughing!! And Julia... such great visualization going on in my head... hmmmmmmm... That was too much, guys!!!! I'm going to be laughing the rest of the day thinking about that... hehehe
I'm not sure who Legal is referring to on this post when he is calling someone the deceiver. I am so lost lol. Personally, I could never deceive anyone with a fake profile. I could never pull it off. I just don't have one of those poker faces I guess.