scorpio_ice write: come on Bonnie you have to admit 5w is a bit unusual to say the least lol...we dont have anything like him over here!!!!
Well 5ws I hope she explains quite soon as I am intrigued now!!!
well, well for months I have been trying to sell 5w as a gigolo and was promised 2% and Minnie wanted 10% for the harder European market. He claims to have a huge gigologue of clients and is probably in Huston attending to one of them right now...
So Scorpio if you think he is a rare species, then we are onto a good product..you could take a franchise for your part of UK while I market him in London.
But the trouble is he does not want to travel so that limits his marketability.
Well he certainly claims to have rare skills though none of us have ever tested it, from bu*tt polishing, bongo skills and his ability to research on all topics and keep you intellectually stimulated or bore you to death and of course his ability to cut and paste and collect naughty pics and keep you laughing...so I guess some might find that unusual..but then again a bored mind could be creative given time..
but he also suffers from Sardonicia hormonal syndrome and has to be contained..no known medical anecdote for this disease though and is known to be contagious if you hang out with him for too long..
he also claims to have a diamond mine somewhere in his backyard but it is mostly a messy rock collection which he is trying to get Petite to sort out for him..and not to mention a huge collection of women's used thongs under his pillow,including furry ones, can't imagine what he does with them!!
He has tried to seduce Sharp to go live with him and clean his den which I believe is wall to wall full of dirty magazines and posters of busty , full butted women..he is the local bu*tt pincher and I believe the AR local police has his mug-shots...
BTW note that he himself has confess to being a Macho MCP with bossy daughters and lives in fear of bossy women but I could well understand why his daughters and grand-daughters have to put their feet down in self-defence against a hardened MCP..
I believe you and Dunattar are interested in him and Dun has already lyrically waxed a love poem in his honour and is all ready to ride him ..on a horse, combine harvester or 4 wheel drive or a Harley bike? Geez, I am getting excited over my 2% and would organise his wedding for a further 10% in London or anywhere..lol
So I am an honest agent, I believe in 'caveat emptor' , let the buyer beware..so that you know what and who you are dealing with , Scorpio..if you are a sado-masochist he might be interested...since his forte is the study of mental disorders and psychopaths...
Enjoy HIM , he is one of a kind but is he your kind??
Let me know cause I am still waiting to earn my first 2%, I believe Minnie has since given up marketing him...lol
hmm..better still shall I run an auction for the highest bid in Christies or Sotheby's since they do auction antiques under 100 years these days, guess he will go under the Art-Nouveau category if he is lucky, more like just 'JUnk' category..hmm, will do some checking up.Sotheby's show room is down the road from me..lol
As you can see Scorpio, I have become quite an expert with my antiques..
Sharp and I are meeting this weekend in London , no doubt we will review our market strategy for 5W in his absence. Feel free to join us at the Kensington Garden Orangery for cream tea and scones since Sharp wants to have a look at Princess Di's collection..
wwwww123 write: Well, the flamengo is a exception. I really like the spanish guitar. One of my good friends was a spanish guitarist and I could listen to him play all day.
Don't know any flamengoes who could dance nor play the guitar, only know they are a species of very long legged birds with pink feathers who could stand on one leg for along time ..if you know any who could dance and play the guitar, they must be exceptional..