An old couple walks into a sex councellor's office in Florida and asks the doctor to observe their love-making abilities. The doctor reluctantly agrees and observes the two making it out. When they're finished, the doctor informs them that they are both healthy and there's no problem with their virility! They pay the doctor's fee of $50 and leave.
Inthe next few weeks, the couple returns to the doctor's office and do the same, and each time the good doctor tells them there's nothing wrong and so they pay the $50 and go.
On their 10th visit, the doctor finally loses it and yells at them: "There is NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR LOVEMAKING! What do you want to prove here??" The old man says: "We're not trying to prove anything. We're boyfriend and girlfriend and enjoy having sex with each other. We can't go to my homr because I'm married, we can't go to her home because she's married. Sheraton wants $170 for a room, Holiday Inn wants $140 . For your seessions I pay $50 each time and get $42 back from Medicare"
Isn't Florida beautiful?
Thanks for your play by play but, the truth be known for me at this point in my life getting involved with any non-US citizen is something that could only complicate my professional career. Not that I am beyond that changing my career path but, it would be difficult. to say the least.