You're very welcomed 'Twiggy.' LOL Looks like someone took away all of your snacks. You like hotdogs? I'll send you a case of them, seeing as how it looks like you're going to need them before the next big wind comes along! LOL
This is an email from my bestest friend...Lastone..."lose the attitude"...all day long at work she has these one liners that make me crack up and help me get through the day. I love you in a very lesbian kind of way.
**She hates that when I say that because she is worried people will think it.
Thank you steel for being my number one fan. Other people sometimes don't understand what is like to live my life. I am a happy girl as long as I have something in my mouth..and for all you perv's out there I wasn't refering to anything on a man's body. I would take a REAL hot dog anyday over a man's penis...at least they are bigger and they taste way better.
Thank uou lion king for telling me that my big beautiful bod is sexy. I have to admit, the way you are just laying on the ground makes me want to plop my big old self down right on your face...mmmm..how hot would that be...besides I am going to be the maid of honor for your wedding to Lastone so you had better let me have my way with you.
Awww thank you guys for being so nice to me. You are right butterfly, fat people are jollier. I can't eat whatever I want and not gain a pound. Not sure if it is possible to be any fatter. I have been noticing more guys talking me off thier favorite lists. I bet they think I am icky and don't want to look at me daily. That is ok, cause you guys are my friends and you don't mind looking at me...well at least from afar, right.
Calm down Cally, dont you know that Fat people are always Jolly. Dont ruin it for her, I think she is pretty dam funny, besides what makes you think you are so special? you got something against FAT people? LMAO, hahahaha
usedtobepetite, oh yes she's very jealous. It's obvious that she can't enjoy all those snacks like you can. To keep that figure she has to deny herself. You on the other hand believe in self indulgence and have no guilt about it! LOL
S4U, it was just too funny and I couldn't resist lol.