@Forever Classy I was glad to hear that you found my humor entertaining. I agree with your comment as long as it's not hurtful to anyone. While you and I may be in agreement there are others who might take issue with it. For example it could be argued that the jokes seem to paint men in an unfavorable light. I doubt that most would see this characterization in my brand of humor. In fact, I think the larger audience wouldn't give a second thought to this form of humor. Having said that I will continue to share my brand of humor on this site. At the end of the day I know I'm not perfect, which may or may not come as a surprise to anyone. My individual biases, flaws, internal conflicts and other issues are all a part of who I am. On the positive side I take comfort in knowing that I don't act on these issues in every instance. Forever Classy, I will close with one of your thoughts, which resonated with me. Being able to laugh at ourselves is, in my mind a sign of true growth. If you are unable to do this then I believe you may be taking yourself much too seriously, just saying.
@QuietStorm Thank you for your thoughts. I have to admit I'm a little curious to know why Cops didn't make any of the list. As a former crime fighter/investigator I would have thought so. Does anyone else think it strange that on the female side Doctors are datable but not sexy. One more point about the sexiest female professions a Atheletic Air Hostess who models, dances and plays a musical instrument would be quite the catch.
@Forever Thank you, I think laughter is good for the soul. Life can sometimes be pretty serious business. However, humor gets those endorphins pumping. Having said that I know my brand of humor may be objectionable to some here, if it is, let me know. What I think is funny may not be to the next person. In fact, I suspect there may be some men who might take issue with it. Although I do believe that the majority of men on this site are secure enough not to be bothered by it. If you are, my sincere apologizes.
Well, truth be told I was born and raised in the great State of New York. I do thank you for kind words, I suppose not being of royalty a cold one is out of the question, just kidding. Let me share this story, I can't say whether it actually happened, who knows.
There was a young lady named Jennifer. One day she paid a visit to a very highly regarded psychic in the community.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delievers grave news. There is no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt, prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.
Visibly shakened, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,
"Will I be acquitted".
Hey, I thought it was pretty funny.
How abou a pop quiz
Q. What did god say after creating man?
A. I can do sooo much better.
Q. What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
A. Telling you his real name.
Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of just one.
Q. What makes a man think about dinner by candlelight?
A. A power failure
Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually SEARCH for a golf ball.
Q. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
A. Make him wear shoes.
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how it all works.
Q. How can you tell if your man is happy?
A. Who cares.
Drum roll, last but certainly not least.
Q. What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A. They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch.
Have a great week.
Machevilli, Oh how I love that biting humor---and so dry! Methinks you might be a Brit...if so and you ever make it so far as Alaska, I'll offer cold brews and smoked salmon on my porch if you will regale me same humorous antics for a hour or until we are laughing so hard our smiles hurt. CD
"Air Hostess" seems so PC. It sounds a little like she stands behind the gas station directing reservations to the air pump. Although for guys who are into cars that could have some allure. "Stewardess" evokes more sexier image.