10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantastizes that you're someone else, because you are.. 5) Twenty years from now you will still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD !!!
*Author unknown, it may be of questionable taste but so are a lot of costumes these days, just saying !!!
KISSES KEPT ARE WASTED Kisses kept are wasted Love is to be tasted There are those you love I know Be not loath to tell them so Lips go dry and eyes grow wet Waiting to be warmly met Keep them not in waiting yet Kisses kept are wasted