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Posted on Sat, Oct 07, 2006 20:50

The new Men's Thesaurus - on sale now at your local book stores! > > "I'M GOING FISHING" > Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by >a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete >safety." > > IT'S A GUY THING" > Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, >and you have no chance at all of making it logical". > > "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" > Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?" > > "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." > Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. > > "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" > Means: "I have no idea how it works." > > "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY >MIND." > Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a >bra." > > "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD". > Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." > > "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." > Means: "Are you still talking?" > > "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." > Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the >first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every >car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." > > "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES". > Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe." > > "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." > Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death >before I admit that I'm hurt." > > "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING". > Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." > > "I CAN'T FIND IT." > Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm >completely clueless." > > "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" > Means: "What did you catch me at?" > > "I HEARD YOU." > "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping >desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next >3 days yelling at me." > > "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." > Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could >be worse." > > "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." > Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving." > > "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." > Means: "No one will ever see us alive again." > > "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." > Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up." >


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MissMonteCarlo
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Posted on Sat, Jan 06, 2007 02:14

Hehe very good and how true aswell! sarah :-p


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Posted on Fri, Jan 05, 2007 23:35

This is funny. There's another good one on the Internet Dating Profiles and what certain criteria really means in a man and woman's profile. It is hilarious. Thought I had it on my laptop at home. I am stable - I am on Prozac


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Posted on Fri, Jan 05, 2007 23:29

That is GREAT!!! I copied it and sent it to all my friends. Thank you. Jenn


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Posted on Fri, Jan 05, 2007 23:23

OMG, this is too funny!!!, Thanks Scorpio!!!, really truly needed that!!! and it is just like them!! Bambi love the "directions" one, that is sssooo typical of them!!!, Hugs, KARI


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Posted on Fri, Jan 05, 2007 23:20

Yes humor.. well needed around here!! And here's one we all know and love: I DON'T NEED DIRECTIONS. means: "I have no idea where I'm going but I'm gonna wing it"


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Posted on Tue, Oct 10, 2006 11:37

Too funny Mel


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Posted on Sun, Oct 08, 2006 16:32

So funny! So true! LOVE IT! LOL


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