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Posted on Apr 20, 2006 at 05:42 PM

Effective immediately until further notice, I am imposing a travel ban for all members to Roswell, New Mexico. After being stuck there for over 24 hours, it is this Professional's opinion that this place sucks some serious ass! Please take necessary travel precautions and reroute your travel North as far as Montana or South through Cabo San Lucas-both routes should provide the necessary safety to avoid this land of waste known as Roswell, New Mexico. If you find it absolutely necessary to travel within 300 miles of Roswell, New Mexico-please be sure to bring and extremely large amount of intelligence and know how to interpret 'Yup' and 'uh-huh'. If you live in Roswell, New Mexico there is hope-your town is still high on the list of targets in the event of a Nuclear Missile Strike. John

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Posted on May 10, 2006 at 08:14 AM

I Lived in Roswell for a year, it was pretty cheap & quiet.

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