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Posted on Aug 31, 2006 at 12:18 PM

Looks like I am in my prime time now! GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

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Posted on Nov 13, 2006 at 01:56 PM

Mariana, shame on you! You are throwing away 30 years of partying on Babahmas just like that???

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Posted on Nov 10, 2006 at 11:04 AM

Hilarious!!!, very witty..I guess that would make me "India", lol, lol...Fun blog, KARINA

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Posted on Nov 07, 2006 at 08:33 AM

Nice blog. Im sOooo Africa! =) haha.. =)

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Posted on Nov 06, 2006 at 06:12 PM

Once of the French Kings (one of Louises, there were too many of them, can't remember lol) once said: "If you like me, you gotta love my dog". And actually he was not referring to his pet, but rather hinting about his international politics... If I have to rephrase his saying, it would be: "If you choose to like this sheep, you gotta like it whole" ;o) or move to greener pastures

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Posted on Nov 06, 2006 at 03:37 PM

Hmmmm...I may be 46, but I'm still like France. As my ex told me a few yrs ago, the rest of us are aging and slowing down, but you are not. I am, just more slowly. I started off with more than my share of energy, so it's natural that I'd still have an abundance compared to most of my counterparts.

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Posted on Nov 06, 2006 at 07:42 AM

Thanks goodness this is about women, or I'd have to say something about the "bolls" on that sheep :) Courtney, I'm with you...Women like fine french wine just keep getting better with age.

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Posted on Sep 01, 2006 at 10:31 AM

Great blog. And, yes, I would like to think I am like a fine French wine, I get better with age. CUTE!!!


Courtney :)
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Posted on Sep 01, 2006 at 10:14 AM

hhhmmmmm.... You say tomato, I say ketchup...

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Posted on Sep 01, 2006 at 06:24 AM

Love this, Peri! :)

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