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Posted on Aug 27, 2006 at 02:23 PM

This is cute and thought I would made me laugh... comes from a man whom I spoke to. I understand the difference between the way a woman prays: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. And the way a man prays: Men pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a tennis club. This doesn't rhyme and men don't give a shit. Amen Anyone else have some cute differences?

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