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Posted on Tue, Mar 04, 2014 20:41

A dog's interpretation of property law:
  1. If I like it, it’s mine                                       2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine
  3. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine           4. If I can take it from you, it’s mine

  5. If it’s mine, it must never be yours              6. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine

  7. If I saw it first, it’s mine                               8. If you are playing with something and put it down, it’s mine

  9. If I am chewing something up,                  10. If it used to be yours, get over it

      all of the pieces are mine

 11. If it's broken, it's yours.



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Posted on Wed, Mar 19, 2014 13:57

Quoting That0negirl:

Dogs tend to be happier to see u when u get home then anyone else



I had the laziest dog ever.  I had to get rid of her.  She wouldn't ever get off the couch... she'd just look over when I came home and just nodded.  

 

She wouldn't even chase cars.  She'd lay on the front lawn and take down license plate numbers.



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Posted on Tue, Mar 18, 2014 22:12

Dogs tend to be happier to see u when u get home then anyone else



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Posted on Fri, Mar 07, 2014 16:43

Quoting billzeke:

Why a dog is mans best friend.

 

Lock your wife or girlfriend and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.

 

When you open the trunk notice which one is glad to see you... :)



I believe  that's the truth but I haven't had the b*lls to try it... have you Bill?



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Posted on Wed, Mar 05, 2014 13:55

My ex felt the same way about things....



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Posted on Wed, Mar 05, 2014 06:04

Why a dog is mans best friend.

 

Lock your wife or girlfriend and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.

 

When you open the trunk notice which one is glad to see you... :)



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