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Posted on Sun, Feb 02, 2014 19:07

An 82-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her:

 "What did you steal?"

 She replied: "A can of peaches."

 The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches And she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied: "6."

 The judge said: "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."

 

Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

 The judge said: "Yes, what is it?"

 The husband said: "She also stole a can of peas."



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Posted on Tue, Feb 11, 2014 20:37

LOL!!!



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Posted on Fri, Feb 07, 2014 19:10

Just goes to show you...Everybody needs space, or You might get pea'd on. Eeeeeeeasy Now!



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Posted on Fri, Feb 07, 2014 14:35

well, grand mother and grand father decided to remember dating.

So grand father said - "my dear I will wait for you at the same place at 7 pm",

she said ok.

So grand father got ready, bought flowers and got to the place they always met. it is 7 pm, she is not here, 8pm no, ...11 pn no. Grand father get home and see his woman is at home peacefully drinking tea,

"Dear why didn't you come??!!",

 "My mother did not allow"



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Posted on Fri, Feb 07, 2014 14:31

Like it! though have nothing to counterbalance 



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Posted on Tue, Feb 04, 2014 04:57

Quoting Gracelle:

What's the point? 

You mean her husband no longer loves her?

A letdown. Definitely not true love.

 

Anyway, I only expect a Happy marriage of 30-40 years, Haha.

That's why I try to find true love.



.... plus, there are more peas in a can of peas than peaches in a can of peaches.



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Posted on Sun, Feb 02, 2014 22:50

Quoting Gracelle:

What's the point? 

You mean her husband no longer loves her?

A letdown. Definitely not true love.

 

Anyway, I only expect a Happy marriage of 30-40 years, Haha.

That's why I try to find true love.



Hi Gracelle, 

 

It was just a joke.  Maybe it's odd American humor.   



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Posted on Sun, Feb 02, 2014 20:45

What's the point? 

You mean her husband no longer loves her?

A letdown. Definitely not true love.

 

Anyway, I only expect a Happy marriage of 30-40 years, Haha.

That's why I try to find true love.



Life is a piece of dance. You need to find the right partner to make it beautiful.

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