i am walking past a young woman & her baby.

woman: is your hair purple?

me:yes

woman: did you dye it?

me: no, it's naturally purple

ROFLMAO!!!! Isn't that pretty obvious?? Some lawyers just like to humiliate witnesses on the stand!

Liv.

it's all purple for now.i needed a change

lol

How about the people who call you at home...on a land line...and when you say hello, ask, "Where are you?"

ROFLMAO

lol.it really boggles the mind

Duh!!

Lawyer:  Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
Witness:  I'll be three months on March 12th.
Lawyer:  Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
Witness:  Yes.
Lawyer:  What were you doing at that time?

Yep, people can ask some pretty stupid things!

The one that always makes me laugh and shake my head is when I run into someone I know in the supermarket and they ask "What are you doing here?"....duh...Shopping for elephants, what do you think I'm doing here?

Smile & Nod...yep, chalk up another STUPID one!