Quoting 90210dallas:

i am walking past a young woman & her baby.
woman: is your hair purple?
me:yes
woman: did you dye it?
me: no, it's naturally purple
 

i am walking past a young woman & her baby.
woman: is your hair purple?
me:yes
woman: did you dye it?
me: no, it's naturally purple
 

Quoting Livnlov:

ROFLMAO!!!! Isn't that pretty obvious?? Some lawyers just like to humiliate witnesses on the stand!
 
Liv.

Quoting RealtorLulu: Duh!!       Lawyer:  Do you know how far pregnant you are now? Witness:  I'll be three months on March 12th. Lawyer:  Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th? Witness:  Yes. Lawyer:  What were you doing at that time?

Quoting 90210dallas:

it's all purple for now.i needed a change

it's all purple for now.i needed a change

Quoting 90210dallas:

lol

Quoting Windrider735: How about the people who call you at home...on a land line...and when you say hello, ask, "Where are you?"

Quoting Windrider735:

How about the people who call you at home...on a land line...and when you say hello, ask, "Where are you?"

How about the people who call you at home...on a land line...and when you say hello, ask, "Where are you?"

Quoting Curious2078:

ROFLMAO

Quoting MMCounselor: Yep, people can ask some pretty stupid things! The one that always makes me laugh and shake my head is when I run into someone I know in the supermarket and they ask "What are you doing here?"....duh...Shopping for elephants, what do you think I'm doing here?   Smile & Nod...yep, chalk up another STUPID one!

Quoting 90210dallas:

lol.it really boggles the mind

lol.it really boggles the mind

Quoting RealtorLulu:

Duh!!
 
 
 

Lawyer:  Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
Witness:  I'll be three months on March 12th.
Lawyer:  Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
Witness:  Yes.
Lawyer:  What were you doing at that time?
 

Duh!!
 
 
 

Lawyer:  Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
Witness:  I'll be three months on March 12th.
Lawyer:  Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
Witness:  Yes.
Lawyer:  What were you doing at that time?
 

Lulu in Dallas

Quoting MMCounselor:

Yep, people can ask some pretty stupid things!
The one that always makes me laugh and shake my head is when I run into someone I know in the supermarket and they ask "What are you doing here?"....duh...Shopping for elephants, what do you think I'm doing here?
 
Smile & Nod...yep, chalk up another STUPID one!

Yep, people can ask some pretty stupid things!
The one that always makes me laugh and shake my head is when I run into someone I know in the supermarket and they ask "What are you doing here?"....duh...Shopping for elephants, what do you think I'm doing here?
 
Smile & Nod...yep, chalk up another STUPID one!