Quoting 90210dallas:

i am walking past a young woman & her baby.
woman: is your hair purple?
me:yes
woman: did you dye it?
me: no, it's naturally purple
 

i am walking past a young woman & her baby.
woman: is your hair purple?
me:yes
woman: did you dye it?
me: no, it's naturally purple
 

Quoting silverlion:

~~  Dallas ~~
 
I dye mine Platinum....just to fool The Cougars around here,.......Hmm !.
 
~~  S L  ~~
 

Quoting 90210dallas: it's all purple for now.i needed a change

Quoting Livnlov:

ROFLMAO!!!! Isn't that pretty obvious?? Some lawyers just like to humiliate witnesses on the stand!
 
Liv.

Quoting RealtorLulu: Duh!!       Lawyer:  Do you know how far pregnant you are now? Witness:  I'll be three months on March 12th. Lawyer:  Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th? Witness:  Yes. Lawyer:  What were you doing at that time?

Quoting 90210dallas:

it's all purple for now.i needed a change

it's all purple for now.i needed a change

Quoting silverlion:

~~ Dear Dallas ~~
 
We Love the latest Shades of Green you have !.....Really Cool, Babe...
 
Did You dye your hair again, or is it , ?.......Aaaaw , never mind ...
 
We Adore You Just The Same as Always.....
 
Your Friends,
 
~~ S L ~~  & Partner  ~~ I C ~~
 

Quoting 90210dallas: i am walking past a young woman & her baby. woman: is your hair purple? me:yes woman: did you dye it? me: no, it's naturally purple

Quoting 90210dallas:

lol

Quoting Windrider735: How about the people who call you at home...on a land line...and when you say hello, ask, "Where are you?"

Quoting Windrider735:

How about the people who call you at home...on a land line...and when you say hello, ask, "Where are you?"

How about the people who call you at home...on a land line...and when you say hello, ask, "Where are you?"

Quoting Curious2078:

ROFLMAO

Quoting MMCounselor: Yep, people can ask some pretty stupid things! The one that always makes me laugh and shake my head is when I run into someone I know in the supermarket and they ask "What are you doing here?"....duh...Shopping for elephants, what do you think I'm doing here?   Smile & Nod...yep, chalk up another STUPID one!

Quoting 90210dallas:

lol.it really boggles the mind

lol.it really boggles the mind

Quoting RealtorLulu:

Duh!!
 
 
 

Lawyer:  Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
Witness:  I'll be three months on March 12th.
Lawyer:  Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
Witness:  Yes.
Lawyer:  What were you doing at that time?
 

Duh!!
 
 
 

Lawyer:  Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
Witness:  I'll be three months on March 12th.
Lawyer:  Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
Witness:  Yes.
Lawyer:  What were you doing at that time?
 

Lulu in Dallas

Quoting MMCounselor:

Yep, people can ask some pretty stupid things!
The one that always makes me laugh and shake my head is when I run into someone I know in the supermarket and they ask "What are you doing here?"....duh...Shopping for elephants, what do you think I'm doing here?
 
Smile & Nod...yep, chalk up another STUPID one!

Yep, people can ask some pretty stupid things!
The one that always makes me laugh and shake my head is when I run into someone I know in the supermarket and they ask "What are you doing here?"....duh...Shopping for elephants, what do you think I'm doing here?
 
Smile & Nod...yep, chalk up another STUPID one!