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RealtorLulu
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Posted on Wed, Feb 13, 2013 18:27

A pair of gloves

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day. As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision. After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sister, he went to the store and bought the gloves. His sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time.

The clerk carefully wrapped both items but in the process got them mixed up. The sister was handed the gloves and the young man got the panties. The young man mailed his Valentine's Day gift with the following note:

 

"This special Valentine's Day gift was chosen because I noticed you are in the habit of not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove.
"These are a lovely shade, the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.

 

I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I'll be kissing them in the future. I hope you'll wear them Friday night for me.


Love, Cuddle Bear



p.s. The sales lady says the latest style is to wear them folded down with just a little fur showing.


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Posted on Mon, Feb 18, 2013 14:24

Quoting RealtorLulu:

Hi Mac;

 

College kids are not supposed to think. Or do you forget what it was like. It is now that you get to think and be amazed at what we got away with at that age. You were lucky dad wasn't hiding a shot gun under the table.

 

 

 

Too funny.



LOLOL@the Shot Gun under the table! That reminds me of my Dad, bless him! LOL!!

 

Liv.



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Posted on Mon, Feb 18, 2013 14:20

Lulu - This is sooo funny! LOLOL!!!

 

Liv.



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Posted on Sun, Feb 17, 2013 18:43

Quoting RealtorLulu:

Hi Mac;

 

College kids are not supposed to think. Or do you forget what it was like. It is now that you get to think and be amazed at what we got away with at that age. You were lucky dad wasn't hiding a shot gun under the table.

 

 

 

Too funny.



No I have not forgotten.  I don’t regret a bit of it.  Except maybe the time   …… nah not a bit of it. 

 

 

RMac



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Posted on Sat, Feb 16, 2013 06:59

Hi Lulu enjoying reading and learning...let me hear from you soon! Sean


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RealtorLulu
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Posted on Fri, Feb 15, 2013 23:44

Hi Mac;

 

College kids are not supposed to think. Or do you forget what it was like. It is now that you get to think and be amazed at what we got away with at that age. You were lucky dad wasn't hiding a shot gun under the table.

 

 

 

Too funny.



Lulu in Dallas

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Posted on Fri, Feb 15, 2013 18:39

I did that foolishness on purpose once -- just the article of clothing – no note of the sort in your story. Skimpy red with lots of white lace. I also gave the girl a nice present, but what that was I do not remember.

 

 

She loved it, and the nice present too.

 

 

She also shared everything with her parents in my presence.

 

 

They did not love it. If they were even amused they hid it well.

 

 

College girl, she should have known better.

 

 

College boy, he definitely learned better.

 

 

 

RMac

 

 



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Posted on Thu, Feb 14, 2013 22:30

3 weeks and hardly soiled.That was Great Lulu.Thank You


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RealtorLulu
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Posted on Thu, Feb 14, 2013 20:56

Thanks, I hope you all had a beautiful Valentine's Day!!

 

-Lulu-



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Posted on Thu, Feb 14, 2013 16:18

hahaha.....that is a great !!!  Thanks Lulu, I needed a good laugh today.



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Posted on Thu, Feb 14, 2013 13:47

Good one Lulu!!  Hope you have/had a Happy Valentine's Day :)



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Posted on Thu, Feb 14, 2013 13:09

that is so funny!!! 



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