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Posted on Wed, Feb 20, 2013 22:16

Quoting Mtnsunny:

Fishy....Beautiful Bald Eagle PIC!



Thanks Mtn.My camaras best taking movies so stills don't really give the best detail.This is whats behind him.


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Posted on Sun, Feb 17, 2013 00:58

Quoting Windrider735:

Hope...What's goin' on? I'm gone fer a couple weeks...workin' my ass off carrying bales through the snow and the whole town is goin' crazy. You off somewheres chasin' men again when yer sposed at be takin' care of busienss?
 
Yer opening a town nudist colony? And putting wwww12345 in charge? Lordy, Lordy, Lordy...have you gone completely daft, woman? He'll have everybody out of their uniforms and we won't be able to tell what position they hold! Twon't be nothin' but a mass of naked bodies swarmin' the streets...all sunburned...and then yer gonna want to elect a lotion clerk! Won't be no end to the positions yer gonna end up with.
 
Hows come yer botherin' Lady Di when she's off havin' fun with those muscled out farm boys? Yer the one put those ideas in her head 'bout bein' a Cougar! Now she's off who knows where havin' the time of her life whilst the town has no Naughty Nurse to take care of all those sunburned bodies from the nudist camp.
 
Then ya go and put Fishy in charge of wild game? What are you thinkin'? You do realize, doncha, zakly what Fishy's idea of 'wild game' is? This town is in fer a world of trouble, I tell ya...a world of trouble.
 
You sure you want Liv as a defense lawyer, 'cause the town will be payin' her nothing for doing nothin'. Ya know there ain't no legal defense for what goes on in this here town. Yer gonna have to give her somethin' more to do than that, or she'll be followin' Lady Di and Pat around lookin' for trouble, and you don't want those three runnin' together...all hell would break loose.
 
Now puttin' Ray in fer the judge...that's about the sanest thing you've done since we got this town. He's about the only sane person in the entire place right now, 'cept maybe Rmac. Whatcha have planned for that one? Better be good, 'cause the place can't stand many more lunatics runnin' round. 'Course I spose we could just wall the entire town in and pad the fence if need be.  
 
Where the duce are those uniforms? Thought our girls would be out showin' 'em off by this time...what there is of 'em anyway. Ya better head on out and hunt down that seamstress and haul him back to his shop. Paint the windows black so he can't see out and take off chasin' all those pretty ladies struttin' by in his creations. He's sposed to be earnin' his way, not playin' all day. 
 
Lady Di...Love the picture of the foal. Must be a bottle baby to stay so calm in a boat. It must think it's with it's mama! As for the birds...they're so ruffled up it's hard to tell, but going by the coloring and the forked tails...my guess would be barn swallows that got side-tracked on their way south. Happens sometimes...when they let the males navigate for a spell. They never do stop and ask directions if they get turned around in the storms. 
 
Fishy...what the duce am I gonna do with ya! Moose, is it? Careful, or I'll tell the Brats what yer callin' 'em. They may be little, but they can pack a wallop with those cute little hooves. They've had a time of it since the last storm. Legs are too short to make it through the taller drifts so I've been havin' to shovel from the hay barn to their barn and feed inside for awhile. We were all happy this morning 'cause the storm is gone and a friend brought his Bobcat in to move some of the snow. The v-plough couldn't move it when it's this deep. The Brats were runnin' in circles for a couple hours out of sheer pleasure of bein' able to move around faster than a walk. I've got piles 6-8 feet tall all along the north and south sides of the barnyard. Tother night, Restless was gonna come over to the house and walk me back, but when he hit mid-chest deep drifts he just stopped and waited for me to get to him...lazy little bugger. Gotta say...this feels more like winter than anything that's come our way this entire winter...so far. It's grand! Temps came up with the storm but are dropping back in the deep freeze again tonight for awhile. Hope yer stayin' warm and dry.
 
Pat...When the Princess tells ya to let it all hang out...Beware!!! She's plannin' devilment, sure as shootin' she is. Better keep a close eye on her. That one's slippery as boiled okra! You sure she's just not tellin' us she doesn't have the costumes...er...uniforms done yet? She's probably out runnin' around, tryin' 'em out for effect herself!!!
 
Liv...what the duce is keepin' you away? Don't tell me yer brushin' up on yer law 'cause I saw that 'law' you was brushin' up  on as I was on my way back to town. Don't think the kind of 'defence' you weren't puttin' up is quite what our Princess had in mind, but yer a good lawyer so ya just might sway her to yer way of lookin' at things!
 
Okay...I'm off to check on Taja and Cheylon. Last time I was out there they were whisperin' over a hay bale and lookin' daggers at Star. Littlebit and Shadow. When their tails are flickin' like that, they're up to no good. Trouble's brewin' in the barn..I sense it. Nothin' quite as bad as critters with cabin fever. Even the cats are findin' new ways to torment my patience!
Catch up with ya-all later.


  That was funny looking moose,lol,thank you.Seems they have you trained well to brave sub artic weather to bring them food and water several times a day.A Far Side cartoon has the cows standing,smoking ciggeretes,leaning on the fence when the look out cow yells "car".As the car drives by the cows are on all 4's eating grass.I'll just bet thats what takes place as soon as you leave the barn,lmao.

  Windy,Something I don' think Hoping will understand,0 degrees is Warm sometimes.You'd love it here,its been a balmy +38 this last week.I came home to a total of 18" of snow here.A week ago I made 1 quick pass plowing 1 foot then back to 6 more inches.This run that I plow to get home cost me 17 gallons of gas,got to keep it open wide in case it really snows hard.Like your brats,my moose love walking a smooth road or driveway cept I let them fend for themselves,lol.


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Posted on Sun, Feb 17, 2013 00:29

Quoting Hoping4Love2000:

FISHY~~~

 

You mean to say there are jobs where you DO NOTHING... but still get paid??? 

 

My baddddd...... I thought that was "workin for the guv---ment!!" LOL..... 

 

"Star", WINDY's little horse, that is an adult... well, she is getting cranky I guess and being short with the other animals... Horse pregnancy doesn't appear much different than normal "pregnant women." WINDY is not getting tons of sleep due to this. :( Might take up to 2 more weeks!! 

 

I did hear from LIV, but I think she is buried in red tape.. I mean... I should have known better than to hire across the water!! We've had the Boston Tea Party, The Republican Tea Party, and now we may have yet ANOTHER "Tea Party!!" Perhas we should call it.. The NOTHING Tea Party? Or Tea Party with NOTHING!! 

 

WWWW.. has apparently been lost in the "Nudist Colony"... It should be easy to find him in that "Flasher Coat".... But when I went searching.... um... I er... got ....... "distracted."

 

Now FISHY,

 

About losing your job...

 

I can't really fire you from DOING NOTHNG!! How can one be fired from NOTHING? That's why there are so many government workers, eh???? 

 

Now, 6 pounds in 2 weeks? Hmmmm.... Perhaps we need a "Town Nutritionist / Dietician" added to the list!! 

 

Our towns Lovely Lady DI is a registered Nurse... BUT, she's been hanging with the hotties between her normal nurse duties. (Even though she gets paid NOTHING.. she does appear to enjoy it) 

 

I haven't seen PAT around, but have her badge ready for her when she wishes to collect it! I'm still workin on her costume... I mean um... "uniform..."

 

Hope you are doing well FISHY----- Always enjoy your photos and comments!! :))))) 



  Hoping,I'm not skilled enough to be a government worker,I don't know how to pass the buck for getting NOTHING done.

  Lady Di is an excellent choice for the town Nutritionest/Dietician.While she's here I might see if she can lend a hand with her nursing skills.I have been having this painful swelling just below my beltline,often right when I wake up.It has been going on sence I was 12 or 13 and think its time to be checked out.Might have to see if Liv,our legal counsel will let Di pull double duty for Nothing.

  I'm Hoping Pats "uniform" goes with her red hair,smoking hot!

 I'll have our friend here keep a sharp eye out for 4 w's.Now where's that Windy at,lol.


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Posted on Wed, Feb 13, 2013 20:45

Hope...What's goin' on? I'm gone fer a couple weeks...workin' my ass off carrying bales through the snow and the whole town is goin' crazy. You off somewheres chasin' men again when yer sposed at be takin' care of busienss?
 
Yer opening a town nudist colony? And putting wwww12345 in charge? Lordy, Lordy, Lordy...have you gone completely daft, woman? He'll have everybody out of their uniforms and we won't be able to tell what position they hold! Twon't be nothin' but a mass of naked bodies swarmin' the streets...all sunburned...and then yer gonna want to elect a lotion clerk! Won't be no end to the positions yer gonna end up with.
 
Hows come yer botherin' Lady Di when she's off havin' fun with those muscled out farm boys? Yer the one put those ideas in her head 'bout bein' a Cougar! Now she's off who knows where havin' the time of her life whilst the town has no Naughty Nurse to take care of all those sunburned bodies from the nudist camp.
 
Then ya go and put Fishy in charge of wild game? What are you thinkin'? You do realize, doncha, zakly what Fishy's idea of 'wild game' is? This town is in fer a world of trouble, I tell ya...a world of trouble.
 
You sure you want Liv as a defense lawyer, 'cause the town will be payin' her nothing for doing nothin'. Ya know there ain't no legal defense for what goes on in this here town. Yer gonna have to give her somethin' more to do than that, or she'll be followin' Lady Di and Pat around lookin' for trouble, and you don't want those three runnin' together...all hell would break loose.
 
Now puttin' Ray in fer the judge...that's about the sanest thing you've done since we got this town. He's about the only sane person in the entire place right now, 'cept maybe Rmac. Whatcha have planned for that one? Better be good, 'cause the place can't stand many more lunatics runnin' round. 'Course I spose we could just wall the entire town in and pad the fence if need be.  
 
Where the duce are those uniforms? Thought our girls would be out showin' 'em off by this time...what there is of 'em anyway. Ya better head on out and hunt down that seamstress and haul him back to his shop. Paint the windows black so he can't see out and take off chasin' all those pretty ladies struttin' by in his creations. He's sposed to be earnin' his way, not playin' all day. 
 
Lady Di...Love the picture of the foal. Must be a bottle baby to stay so calm in a boat. It must think it's with it's mama! As for the birds...they're so ruffled up it's hard to tell, but going by the coloring and the forked tails...my guess would be barn swallows that got side-tracked on their way south. Happens sometimes...when they let the males navigate for a spell. They never do stop and ask directions if they get turned around in the storms. 
 
Fishy...what the duce am I gonna do with ya! Moose, is it? Careful, or I'll tell the Brats what yer callin' 'em. They may be little, but they can pack a wallop with those cute little hooves. They've had a time of it since the last storm. Legs are too short to make it through the taller drifts so I've been havin' to shovel from the hay barn to their barn and feed inside for awhile. We were all happy this morning 'cause the storm is gone and a friend brought his Bobcat in to move some of the snow. The v-plough couldn't move it when it's this deep. The Brats were runnin' in circles for a couple hours out of sheer pleasure of bein' able to move around faster than a walk. I've got piles 6-8 feet tall all along the north and south sides of the barnyard. Tother night, Restless was gonna come over to the house and walk me back, but when he hit mid-chest deep drifts he just stopped and waited for me to get to him...lazy little bugger. Gotta say...this feels more like winter than anything that's come our way this entire winter...so far. It's grand! Temps came up with the storm but are dropping back in the deep freeze again tonight for awhile. Hope yer stayin' warm and dry.
 
Pat...When the Princess tells ya to let it all hang out...Beware!!! She's plannin' devilment, sure as shootin' she is. Better keep a close eye on her. That one's slippery as boiled okra! You sure she's just not tellin' us she doesn't have the costumes...er...uniforms done yet? She's probably out runnin' around, tryin' 'em out for effect herself!!!
 
Liv...what the duce is keepin' you away? Don't tell me yer brushin' up on yer law 'cause I saw that 'law' you was brushin' up  on as I was on my way back to town. Don't think the kind of 'defence' you weren't puttin' up is quite what our Princess had in mind, but yer a good lawyer so ya just might sway her to yer way of lookin' at things!
 
Okay...I'm off to check on Taja and Cheylon. Last time I was out there they were whisperin' over a hay bale and lookin' daggers at Star. Littlebit and Shadow. When their tails are flickin' like that, they're up to no good. Trouble's brewin' in the barn..I sense it. Nothin' quite as bad as critters with cabin fever. Even the cats are findin' new ways to torment my patience!
Catch up with ya-all later.


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Posted on Wed, Feb 13, 2013 10:03

FISHY~~~

 

You mean to say there are jobs where you DO NOTHING... but still get paid??? 

 

My baddddd...... I thought that was "workin for the guv---ment!!" LOL..... 

 

"Star", WINDY's little horse, that is an adult... well, she is getting cranky I guess and being short with the other animals... Horse pregnancy doesn't appear much different than normal "pregnant women." WINDY is not getting tons of sleep due to this. :( Might take up to 2 more weeks!! 

 

I did hear from LIV, but I think she is buried in red tape.. I mean... I should have known better than to hire across the water!! We've had the Boston Tea Party, The Republican Tea Party, and now we may have yet ANOTHER "Tea Party!!" Perhas we should call it.. The NOTHING Tea Party? Or Tea Party with NOTHING!! 

 

WWWW.. has apparently been lost in the "Nudist Colony"... It should be easy to find him in that "Flasher Coat".... But when I went searching.... um... I er... got ....... "distracted."

 

Now FISHY,

 

About losing your job...

 

I can't really fire you from DOING NOTHNG!! How can one be fired from NOTHING? That's why there are so many government workers, eh???? 

 

Now, 6 pounds in 2 weeks? Hmmmm.... Perhaps we need a "Town Nutritionist / Dietician" added to the list!! 

 

Our towns Lovely Lady DI is a registered Nurse... BUT, she's been hanging with the hotties between her normal nurse duties. (Even though she gets paid NOTHING.. she does appear to enjoy it) 

 

I haven't seen PAT around, but have her badge ready for her when she wishes to collect it! I'm still workin on her costume... I mean um... "uniform..."

 

Hope you are doing well FISHY----- Always enjoy your photos and comments!! :))))) 



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Posted on Fri, Feb 08, 2013 00:12

@ Hoping 

 

I'm hoping [haha] that Windys funny looking little moose birth all right in those -35 temps.I'll bet she's bedding down with them so that she can be right there,just the few minutes it takes to get dressed can mean the difference between life or death for anything newborn in those temps.If you want your animales to live,sometimes you've got to live with your animales.

 

Still being in Seward,I have masterfully combined fish with NOTHING to equal money.It seems one of the fish buying plants that I deal with was in need of someone to do NOTHING and they wanted to PAY me to do that [does this mean that I'm fired from my position in NOTHINGVILLE?].I don't do anything,I get a desk,my netbook,my own pirvet room,a key to the kitchen,the gas card,any company car that I want whenever,shopping for anything that I want anytime that I want to if I keep it under a million dollars.

This is easily the lazyest that I've ever been and gotten payed for doing NOTHING.I don't touch fish nor boats nor tie up lines.My sole purpose is to walk around and ensure that NOTHING goes wrong with the plant while the plant is running.I've gained 6 pounds in 2 weeks,its that easy,ummm,still have 2/3 weeks to go for this season = may need larger pants,LMFATAO!

 

@ Pat

  Your right about the priest,my bad.Maybe if you slipped off your favorite plum shirt and was wearing Hopings "habit?" you could sway them back on course.


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Posted on Mon, Feb 04, 2013 13:28

AWwwww... The baby giraffe is adorable too... 

 

How DID he get that horse in the boat? Is that a "little horse" like WINDY has? Or is it a pony? I don't really know the difference. 

 

You know her little horses are having babies! That's why she isn't online much... She has to set the alarm for every 3 hours or so, to make sure they are safe. The weather is so bad she can't let them out in case they go in labor and they don't make it back to the warmth... I wish they would hurry up so I can see pictures of the babies!! :)

 

We are now a town filled with animals!! (Which is really cool, since many times animals are way nicer than people!) 

 

Hope you are doing well Lady DI!!! 

 

Stay warm or cool off... depending on where you are located and WHAT DAY IT IS!



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Posted on Sun, Feb 03, 2013 10:43

Quoting Curious2078:

This photo is fabulous!


I know...right?  How did he get that baby in the boat? 

Here's another cutie.  :)))


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Posted on Sun, Feb 03, 2013 10:38

Okay Gang!! Here's what I've found.. 

 

FISHY thinks a "Nuns love life is NUN..." 

 

WRONG!! Ever heard of "Naughty Nuns?" They are like Naughty Nurses.. and this town has both! 

 

I'm still working on the costumes!! 

 

PAT is actually the first "NUN" ever who carries a gun!! 

 

WE ARE MAKING HISTORY HERE PEOPLE!! 

 

I'd give Lady DI her nursing uniform, but she keeps running off with them "youngins!" 

 

Her latest costume is that of a "Naughty Nurse Cougar!"  

 

She kind of reminds me of "Samantha" from Sex in the City... 

 

Scoopin them up and leading them behind the barn! I can't catch her fast enough to get the hay out of her hair!! 

 

Now FISHY, your drive is beautiful.. but I can't believe your weather is more mild than WINDY's. She's had days where it has been like 35 BELOW!!! YIKES!! 

 

Now she's also been MIA often, as she is waiting for those "little horses" to deliver their babies.. She has to set her alarm every couple of hours to make sure they are safe! She has been interrupting Mollie's (her dog) sleep!! 

 

RMAC--- I've no doubt you are NOT biased IN THE LEAST BIT, as I'm sure no grandparent is ever biased regarding their grandchildren!!! Um.... Right? (and I'm still trying to figure out your puzzle!!) I think we might need to keep me away from the numbers in this town... ;)

 

Now, as far as WWWW12345 goes:

 

HE IS NOW OFFICIALLY IN CHARGE OF THE NUDIST COLONY section of our little town of NOTHING! 

 

He gets paid NOTHING, is worth NOTHING and well,,,, for work... 

 

I guess he WEARS NOTHING!!! 

 

Yes Gems and Germs.. 

 

WE now have.. 

 

A TOWN "FLASHER!" 


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Posted on Sat, Feb 02, 2013 22:12

Quoting Curious2078:

TO FISHY:

 

What a gorgeous picture!!!



To Pat.Thank You,It is part of my driveway and this is the old work horse that keeps it open.


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Posted on Sat, Feb 02, 2013 22:00

  Hoping,Let me grab my straw and play catch up with you.Along the way I might find out just how wild game you are,but then again I could end up with NOTHING,lol.


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Posted on Sat, Feb 02, 2013 18:14

Quoting fishyme:

  Hi Pat,Sooo anyway I'm just throwing this out there though it might get thrown back with a lot of velocity,ummm.

 

  I'm sure you know that a priest romantic life is nun.



Not sure I agree with that, Fishy.  It seems that most priests' romantic lives have nothing to do with nuns.



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Posted on Sat, Feb 02, 2013 18:12

Quoting Diana3316:

Oh Hope you bad thang!!!  Ur hurtin' me bad!  Giddy-up!   *wink*  

 

And now here's a sweetie going for a ride! Cheers!  :))



This photo is fabulous!



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Posted on Fri, Feb 01, 2013 20:01

Quoting Hoping4Love2000:

MY DEAREST PAT / CURIOUS!!

 

BUT YOU WILL WEAR YOUR COSTUME... 

 

AND YOU WILL WEAR IT PROUDLY!! 

 

WHY, I HAD A SPECIALISED TAYLOR JUST FOR YOU MY DEAR... 

 

(Only I hadn't realised he was measurin me at the time!! )

 

THATS why it was takin so long!! I hadn't realised he kept coming back with "problems" cuz he was scopin me "measurements" out!!

 

WHY I OTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

So BACK TO THE DRAWIN BOARD MISSY!! 

 

YOU AIN'T GETN OUTTA THIS ONE! 

 

YOU'RE A NUN AND THE SHERIFF.. 

 

AND THAT'S THAT!

 

CUZ THIS HERE'Z MY TOWN OF NOTHING.. 

 

AND NONE OF YOUR PEOPLE WURDZ MEANS NUTHIN TO ME ANYWAZE.. 

 

***Takes nuther swig of Boones Farm... 

 

Says... *Hiccup! "NOW... Don't go a tellin no onez Iz been a drankin 'gain... K! ;) 

 

I been really good lately.. **Hiccup.... I swearz I haz!! 

 

Couple slips ups....  nows and againz.. But hey.. 

 

I speak da truth when I tell ya, 

 

I TRIED TO GET LADY DI TO COME OUT THE BARN AND I EVEN BROKE ME RULER.. 

 

BUT SHE WASN'T A BUDGIN!! 

 

(Somethin bout boys and lambs and oh so cute... wail of laughter and SHE BROKE ME RULER AND SENT ME ON ME WAY!!) 

 

I AM NOT FIT TO BE A NUN OR A SHERIFF!!

 

THAT'S YOUR JOB! 

 

AND IT'S NOW WRITTEN IN BLOOD! 

 

SO THERE... 

 

Now everyone.. I will be back soon.. 

 

But I gotz to go find.. 

 

Either the Town NUN / SHERIFF to take some here control and order.. 

 

Or one Naughty Nun MIA in a barn with a boy!!

 

Cuz me azz is chappin in dem here by shortz!!

Can't get good help nowadaze.. JUST SAYN!!! 

 


 

 



Okay.  That kind of nun I can live with being.

 

ROFLMAO

 

Now what about that Naughty Nun in that barn with a boy?  What boy?  He better be cute.  And he better have legs at least 80% as good as CG's are.

 

And now I'm off to rest up for the festivities.  I'll need all the energy I can muster.



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Posted on Fri, Feb 01, 2013 19:53

TO FISHY:

 

What a gorgeous picture!!!



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Posted on Fri, Feb 01, 2013 19:51

Quoting rmac22:

Hope -- did your little girl in the picture grow up to look a lot like you?   She started out that way. 

 

My granddaughters are said to look a lot like me.  Since they are very attractive little girls, I am flattered.  They mostly look like their mama.  There is no mistaking whose babies they are.  You can’t tell I am a bit biased can you?

 

RMac 



ROFLMAO.

 

Mac, there is no indication in these blogs that you are biased at all.

 

Again---ROFLMAO



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Posted on Fri, Feb 01, 2013 19:42

Oh Hope you bad thang!!!  Ur hurtin' me bad!  Giddy-up!   *wink*  

 

And now here's a sweetie going for a ride! Cheers!  :))


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2013 20:50

NOW NOW FISHY... The town Princess says... 

 

DONCHA BE WORRYIN BOUT NUTTIN OF SUBSTANCE I TELL YAZ!!

 

FISHY, Why I had.. 
HOld on! ** Takes swig from that GALLON SIZE Wine jug... 

 

FISHY... Doncha worry NUN!! DONCHA WORRY NUN!! NUN!! DONCHA GET IT FISHY!! ITS A NUN!

 

**TAKES SWIG OF "WHITE BOTTLE"

 

WOOPS!! CLEAR!! "Let's be PC here ppl!"

 

Why FISHY.. It's so good ta see ya! I been missin yur "points to ponder!" 

 

Fishy.. can't believe I missed Polar Bear tingie.. Me has me ruler!! Been carrying it al along!! 

 

Now FISHY!! I LOVE!!! LOVE!!!! LOVE!!!! You are our new GAME WARDEN... Wild game / Tame Game / ANY Game... I am left a bit remiss on all "YOUR GAME".. But I'm sure you'll do fine!!

 

IT'S UR JOB... WHICH MEANS NOTHING AND PAYS NOTHING.. SEE FOLKS.. IT'S KINDA LIKE "REAL LIFE!!" 

 

Now if you will excuse me.. I am STILLL chasing our Lovely Lady DI, who has out witted me and now run off with some sexy horse man!! Lordy.. WHAT TO DO WITH THAT WOMAN!! 

 

LEMME KNOW IF YA SEE ER... 

 

LAST KNOW WHEREABOUTS??

 

WITH THIS DUDE!! 

 

**Hangs head low.. 

 

Cries out...

 

WE MAY---A LOST ER FER- EVA!! **Grabs Kleenex.. (Aloe filled OF COURSE!!) 

 

GRABS SWIG OF BOONES FARM AND YELLS OUT.. 

 

PEOPLE HELP ME HOLD THIS TOWN TOGETHA!!

 

**Wuz dat> Malt Duck and Everclear!!!! :) 

 

Did I eva tll ya bout the time these ppl in my town were not being nice?? 

 

Let me start off by tellin ya bout the girl wiht no thumbs... 

 

BUT I'M NOT ONE TO GO ROUND SPREAD RUMOURS!! 

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2013 19:13

Quoting Curious2078:

Can't find any good place for this, so I'm intruding on 4W's.  He won't mind, and if he does, too bad.  [LOLOLOL--I do love 4W's, you understand.  And you are on to one of his dirty little secrets, obviously, by asking him what it is with him and nudes...  But I can't say any more.  That would be up to him.

 

To get on with it:  I do have something to say. Of course, it amounts to nothing, but I'll say it anyway. It looks like you've relegated me to being not only sheriff, but a NUN????????????????

 

No way, I absolutely will not take on that duty. In other words, when it comes to NUN, I am NOTHING. Zip. Nada. No way. Zilch and pooh on you. I will not be a NUN.

If I've misinterpreted what I've read here, let me know.  But at the moment it looks like you're trying to position me into a totally asexual role, and I balk at that for sure. 

 

LOLOLOLOLOL

 

Keep going, Hope.  This is actually fun.


MY DEAREST PAT / CURIOUS!!

 

BUT YOU WILL WEAR YOUR COSTUME... 

 

AND YOU WILL WEAR IT PROUDLY!! 

 

WHY, I HAD A SPECIALISED TAYLOR JUST FOR YOU MY DEAR... 

 

(Only I hadn't realised he was measurin me at the time!! )

 

THATS why it was takin so long!! I hadn't realised he kept coming back with "problems" cuz he was scopin me "measurements" out!!

 

WHY I OTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

So BACK TO THE DRAWIN BOARD MISSY!! 

 

YOU AIN'T GETN OUTTA THIS ONE! 

 

YOU'RE A NUN AND THE SHERIFF.. 

 

AND THAT'S THAT!

 

CUZ THIS HERE'Z MY TOWN OF NOTHING.. 

 

AND NONE OF YOUR PEOPLE WURDZ MEANS NUTHIN TO ME ANYWAZE.. 

 

***Takes nuther swig of Boones Farm... 

 

Says... *Hiccup! "NOW... Don't go a tellin no onez Iz been a drankin 'gain... K! ;) 

 

I been really good lately.. **Hiccup.... I swearz I haz!! 

 

Couple slips ups....  nows and againz.. But hey.. 

 

I speak da truth when I tell ya, 

 

I TRIED TO GET LADY DI TO COME OUT THE BARN AND I EVEN BROKE ME RULER.. 

 

BUT SHE WASN'T A BUDGIN!! 

 

(Somethin bout boys and lambs and oh so cute... wail of laughter and SHE BROKE ME RULER AND SENT ME ON ME WAY!!) 

 

I AM NOT FIT TO BE A NUN OR A SHERIFF!!

 

THAT'S YOUR JOB! 

 

AND IT'S NOW WRITTEN IN BLOOD! 

 

SO THERE... 

 

Now everyone.. I will be back soon.. 

 

But I gotz to go find.. 

 

Either the Town NUN / SHERIFF to take some here control and order.. 

 

Or one Naughty Nun MIA in a barn with a boy!!

 

Cuz me azz is chappin in dem here by shortz!!

Can't get good help nowadaze.. JUST SAYN!!! 

 


 

 


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2013 10:39

Quoting Hoping4Love2000:

Hi RMAC--- 

That's my baby.. She turns 15 in a few days!! I don't know that she really looks like me.. She takes after her father's side more I guess.. 

How old are your grand daughters? I just love babies and children.. I bet they are cute! Do you live close by and get to spend a lot of time with them? 

I bet grand babies make the holidays sooo much more fun!! ;)



Hi Hope – My granddaughters (my g-kids) are 10, 6, and 3 years old.   They live about 30 minutes from me.   I do a fair bit of babysitting.   I play with them a fair bit too.   The two eldest have grown past gang tackling me, thank heavens.  The baby she still does.  Solo though.  Cute and exuberant sort of describes all three. 

 

Yes – Christmas is fun. 

 

RMac



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