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Posted on Wed, Nov 21, 2012 07:33

Fact #1: Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

 

Fact #2: I love to run and I usually wear pants when I do... yoga pants. I live in them.

 

Fact #3: Over 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.

 

Fact #4: I don't kill bugs, spiders, and bees when they get trapped in my house. I pick them up and put them outside with safe passage. I also put earthworms back in the dirt when they get stuck too far out on concrete. I feel terrible when they drown in puddles.

 

Fact #5. Reindeer like to eat bananas.

 

Fact #6. I F-ING hate bananas!!!!!!!!

 

Fact #7. I find football almost as entertaining as politics.

 

Fact #8: I originally became a football fan so I can objectify men on my tv screen while screaming touchdown like an orgasm. We are in a budget crises people and good girls keep their legs closed. I am industrious.

 

Fact #9: I don't mind if you pray for me as long as you know that God loves me more than you.

 

Fact #10: It was Laurel Thatcher Ulrich that said, "Well behaved women seldom make history" 


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