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Posted on Wed, Nov 14, 2012 08:33 PM

 

A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says: "Who was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!" "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a colleague of the husband enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Matt ?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.

 



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Posted on Sun, Nov 25, 2012 04:28 AM

Too funny Don, but you know what Curious and George Burns have a point. Take the trips and the goodies and stock up on the jewels.......and maybe a little love in the afternoon......can't be all bad can it?


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Posted on Sat, Nov 24, 2012 08:32 PM

ROFLMAO! DON - You are so funny!



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Posted on Fri, Nov 23, 2012 09:08 AM

Its so hurtful to be cheated upon and mind you what goes around comes around.Its not all about the money.


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Posted on Fri, Nov 16, 2012 12:18 PM

I will be taken care of my husband, his sexual, emotional, and all other his needs! He will forget about others with me...  lol...   Try...



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Posted on Thu, Nov 15, 2012 09:45 PM

LOL! ROTFLMAO!!!!!.............. BeWell ;-D



BeWell and wishing you only the best ! ..................;-D

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Posted on Thu, Nov 15, 2012 09:33 PM

LMAO



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Posted on Thu, Nov 15, 2012 08:56 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! LMAO!!! ;)



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Posted on Thu, Nov 15, 2012 06:37 PM

At my age, if I had a husband this wealthy, I think I'd keep him, let him have his mistress, and become a Cougar!  Just how much could my wealthy husband then complain when I gave my young lover a brand new Rolex to keep him hanging around?

 

 

 

ROFLMAO

 

 

 

Gracie Allen once upon a time caught George Burns cheating.  He gave her a gorgeous piece of jewely to make up for his indiscretion.  Some years later, when George wasn't cheating, but she had a yen for something gorgeous, she said to a friend:  " "You know, I really wish George would cheat on me again. I could use a new coffee table."

 

 

 

So much for indignation over cheating spouses.

 

 



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