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Posted on Wed, Oct 03, 2012 05:17

THIS JUST IN!!!

 

 

 

 

 

I have been informed by "Unknown" and "Unreliable" Sources, our very own "child-hood hero" ... SHAGGY is running for President! THAT'S RIGHT!! 

 

 

 

 

 

SHAGGY FOR PRESIDENT!

 

 

 

 

 

Of course his favorite side-kick SCOOBY-DOO will be his running mate!! 

 

 

 

 

 

As it turns out... NO ONE could agree, and even members of both political parties were not exactly "overjoyed" with their selections for the November race; so they have determined finding an "outsider" who will work (or NOT work) for mere "Scooby Snacks" would make a finer selection! This will save on costs to our Presidency as Shaggy needn't money and Scooby has refused to wear $500,000 dresses and can't stand cavier and champagne!!! IT'S A WIN-WIN AMERICA!! ;)

 

 

 

 

 

It is my understanding the first item on their agenda will be "Legalizing Wacky Weed" and embarking on a 50,000 acre "Scooby Snack- Organic" farm. Turns out all those years before pesticides and chemicals were considered "harmful"... Shaggy and Scooby were already a leg up on the importance of "natural herbs!" 

 

 

 

 

 

WHODA THUNK! 

 

 

 

 

 

So everyone! Pencil it in election time! Shaggy and Scooby are making a comeback! Umm... "IF" they can remember when to show up! I understand that green stuff takes a toll on one's memory.... But hey, I don't know from experience.... I'M JUST GUESSING! 

 

 

 

 

 

But it sure explains all that smoke always coming out of the "Mystery Machine" and all the food cravings!! 

 

 

 

 

 

TOODLES ALL!

 

 

 

 

 

KEEP LAUGHTER in Your Lives...... It really IS the Best Medicine! :)


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Posted on Mon, Oct 22, 2012 22:09

Hope...

Did Elmer and the Wabbit show up yet? I haven't seen them since they headed down your way. Beginning to think they were pullin' my leg about runnin'...dirty little beggers. That's the last time I'll believe a gun-totin' cartoon in a silly hat and a silly-lookin' wabbit who spends too much time in the carrot patch. 

Don't you be listening to those little voices. You know when they get to arguing it means they're zonked. Mine just twitter when they get like that. I'll have one of the raindeer run up to Santa's and see if he'll send you a new elf suite, but you've gotta promise not to go takin' it off every time you get tipsy and dancing off without it.  Guess this election we're going to be stuck between a rock and a hard spot. Lets just all hope that America survives the ride.



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Posted on Mon, Oct 22, 2012 19:39

WINDY, CURIOUS... I gotta tell yas.. I'm a little peeved at the moment.. All my promises regarding SHAG running for President.. I'm watching something called "The Debate"... and I swear by my third thumb... I'm just watchin a couple of BOZO'S ridin on a merry-go-round... I told SCOOB to let SHAG know to be there.. The BOZOS are speaking of peace and no war... and everyone knows that "herbal garden farm" SHAG and SCOOB are creating would fix that problem!! But they haven't shown up.. I see them no where!! HOW MUCH YOU WANNA MAKA BET THEY ARE OUT GRABBING MUNCHIES 'BOUT NOW!! 

 

CURIOUS.. That picture was taken when I was caring for the elderly in an Assisted Living Facility. I had to work Halloween that year, so I dressed as a little girl carrying my baby doll and blankie.. All the little old ladies loved playing with my baby.. and I painted their nails that day! Then I utilized my "getup" that evening and went out to a bar contest.. I won a bar tab of $100 that night! Seems men think it's cute when a little girl comes and asks if she can sit in their lap while they read her a bedtime stowy.. :) 

 

WINDY... I still can't find that gosh darn elf costume... I was trying to think where I had it last.. but all I hear is some arguing jibberish in the background...


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Posted on Mon, Oct 22, 2012 13:27

Quoting Hoping4Love2000:

I'VE BEEN CENSORED! I had a pic of Ron Jeremy CLOTHED that said he was running for President sicne we all were gonna get screwed anyway.. might as well come from a true professional!! Incredible to me they allow far worse profanity, but yet a picture with NO profanity gets axed.. 

 

T'ain't right I tell ya! ;) 

 

Now ladies.. We may very well be on to something here.. WINDY.. I had not even considered the fuel cost, but certainly going back to "Stone Age Hybrids" is a Win-Win!! And BTW.. I heard giggling hiccups all night as well.. I think Elmer and Bugs mosied their way to my neck of the wood! I keep hearing gunshots of an old musket... Surely that isn't Cheney going off again! ;)

 

Lady DI... I think you may be on to somethign as well. We need "REASONABLE" sound women...and the likes of Wilma and Betty! If they can train dinosaurs to vacuum their floors.... SURELY they can teach the RATS and FAT CATS in Congress a thing or two! Should be a synch! 

 

Now I'm not certanin where Ron Jeremy might have fit in all this, but I do think if were a gonna get a good screwin... We might wanna consider calling in the "Professionals" ... 

 

Just sayin.....



Ron Jeremy for President! Get screwed by a professional - ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

Hope - Just ignore the censorship - I think it is a permanent evil we're just going to get used to on this site! Talk about getting screwed, good and proper!

 

Liv.



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Posted on Sat, Oct 20, 2012 18:29

Quoting Hoping4Love2000:

WINDY... 

 

WHERE and HOW .. do you possibly come up with this stuff!! You crack me up!! 

 

That wascally wabbit of yours is in a heap of trouble if Scooby finds him! Oh okay, possibly not.. Scoob is an old softy fer sure! 

 

I can't believe you haven't cooked yerself up some wabbit stew yet.. Perhaps when this Global Warming cools down and the snow starts stickin... Lemme know soz I can hop up on me broom and come on over for some warm belly meal!! I'll be bringing "The Shag and Scoob" with me, so make sure you find Bugs' family "hares" so we can do this Ho-Down right..

 

I spoke to Mitt the other day and he's a bit peeved I mentioned Wilma might be joining forces with Betty and become opposing candidates!! Mitt mumbled something about how even Mormons who love tons of wives so they can get their own planet one day, don't usually mess with "reds!" I think he got a bit intimidated! Kinda made me feel like if CURIOUS was his running mate, all would be well... Cuz if she told him to jump.. he'd probably ask... "How high?" I'm considering bumping that other dude out of the way and putting CURIOUS in his place.. Funny though, when I mentioned Wilma to Obummer.. (haha) he didn't seem to have a reaction at all.. But in his defense, he was still kinda wiping egg off his face from the last debate..... 

 

Ho Hum... I never did find my elf costume.. All I seem to have in my closet these days is PJ's I wore for Halloween years back at the old folks home.. Funny thing.. They have Pepi La PEWWWWW.. on them.. PLEASE do NOT get him confused with the wasally wabbit when making my stew.. I know how he is always disguising himself... Personally, I kind of feel like he's in the middle of all this mess lately.. CUZ IT ALL STINKS! ;) 



Now, that's one wierd photo.

ROFLMAO



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Posted on Tue, Oct 16, 2012 00:49

Hope, my friend. You were cracked up long before we met. What do you mean where do I "come up with this stuff"? It's as real as snow in the Sahara. I Swear by the sixth finger of my right hand it's true. I know Wascally gets into mischief from time to time, but it's nothing for Scooby to get his tail in a knot over. Besides, they're supposed to be friends...at least between their disagreements. Me? Cook Wascally? I'm a VEGETARIAN. I don't LIKE Wabbit stew. The snow will stick as soon as Mother Nature gets tired of playing around and chasing Ol' Man Winter over the hills every day. She'll tire soon and head south, along with the rest of the summer people. If yer waitin' till snow comes to fly up, better put a heat houser on that broom. Trying to fly in a whiteout with gale force winds is where the phrase "colder than a witches' came from! Yer 'warm belly' meal I can provide, just don't expect me to eat it. Scoob will have to dine with Mollie. She usually has a smorgasbord of lightly seasoned slow baked chicken breasts, her favorite canned food, chow and dessert (about anything but chocolate). The Hares and the Wrabbits are no longer speaking. something about stolen carrots and alfalfa. The only time I see any of them is when they flash by leaving those huge snowshoe tracks, or roadkill on the highway for the baldies to clean up. We have a lot of baldies up here. If Mitt is peeved, we're on the right track. Probably means he feels threatened. Wilma and Betty can intimidate a saber tooth tiger, why would Mitt phase them? your wrong about the Mormons though...I have quite a few Mormon friends and I'm about as red-necked as you can get. He's just makin' excuses. Hmmm...if COURIOUS would run with him I'd have to think seriously about which pair I'd vote for. Wilma and Betty would be a good pair, and voting for Mitt and CURIOUS could prove interesting, but which could really make a difference? Sound familiar? Wasn't that debate something? The mudslingin' was all one sided, though. Obummer was in too much disbelief to throw much more than dust. He did look natural with egg on his face, didn't he? Sorta went with all his broken promises! Think, Hope...think. Where were you last time you had that elf costume on? I suppose we could call Santa and see if he could send you another, but it was custom made and the elves are busy this time of year. Guess you might have to wear your PJ's after all, but I'd loose the doll. Maybe a teddy bear. That doll's flat out ugly. Okay, so I've never liked 'em, but it's really REALLY ugly. Even Pyewackett said so, and he's a very intelligent cat. Don't worry about Pepi La Pewwwww...he'll be hibernating. Last time I saw him he was in the woods by the pond checking out a lovely badger den the squirrel had just listed. He seemed to like it, so when the snow hits we probably won't see him again until Spring. Besides, I've already told you, I'm not makin' Wrabbit stew. Pepi said if you need it, he'll bottle up some of his 'secret formula' for you to use next month at the polls. If you see Fudd and Wascilly, tell Fudd I have a letter for him from the DNR. They found his still. I went down to the woods to check and there's copper tubing and Mason jars all over the place by the hollow oak. I tossed a rock in the hole and heard it splash so they didn't get it all. By Spring it should have a pretty good kick if the critters don't find it.



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Posted on Sun, Oct 14, 2012 15:44

WINDY... 

 

WHERE and HOW .. do you possibly come up with this stuff!! You crack me up!! 

 

That wascally wabbit of yours is in a heap of trouble if Scooby finds him! Oh okay, possibly not.. Scoob is an old softy fer sure! 

 

I can't believe you haven't cooked yerself up some wabbit stew yet.. Perhaps when this Global Warming cools down and the snow starts stickin... Lemme know soz I can hop up on me broom and come on over for some warm belly meal!! I'll be bringing "The Shag and Scoob" with me, so make sure you find Bugs' family "hares" so we can do this Ho-Down right..

 

I spoke to Mitt the other day and he's a bit peeved I mentioned Wilma might be joining forces with Betty and become opposing candidates!! Mitt mumbled something about how even Mormons who love tons of wives so they can get their own planet one day, don't usually mess with "reds!" I think he got a bit intimidated! Kinda made me feel like if CURIOUS was his running mate, all would be well... Cuz if she told him to jump.. he'd probably ask... "How high?" I'm considering bumping that other dude out of the way and putting CURIOUS in his place.. Funny though, when I mentioned Wilma to Obummer.. (haha) he didn't seem to have a reaction at all.. But in his defense, he was still kinda wiping egg off his face from the last debate..... 

 

Ho Hum... I never did find my elf costume.. All I seem to have in my closet these days is PJ's I wore for Halloween years back at the old folks home.. Funny thing.. They have Pepi La PEWWWWW.. on them.. PLEASE do NOT get him confused with the wasally wabbit when making my stew.. I know how he is always disguising himself... Personally, I kind of feel like he's in the middle of all this mess lately.. CUZ IT ALL STINKS! ;) 


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Posted on Tue, Oct 09, 2012 23:56

Hope...     If Elmer and the Wabbit are down there hide the cats. They've been known to put firecrackers on their tails and turn 'em loose in dry corn fields when they're on that white lightnin'. Been spittin snow here the past week and they probably just didn't want to deal with winter this year. None is sticking yet, but Elmer hates having to split wood while the Wabbit sleeps in front of the fire. Last year Fudd kicked him out in the snow and I had to make an insulated bedroom in the hay shed for him. Couldn't bring him in the house...Pyewackett loves a good haunch of wrabbit and CallyCat was sitting in the window watching him, chin quivering and speaking gibberish...sounded like she was speaking in tongues. She does that when the squirrels come up to the window and tease her. He wouldn't last a minute with Cally on his fluffy tail. She's fast. Brings me breakfast every morning that I have to sneak out and leave on top of the truck for the crows. While I appreciate her attempt to feed me, fricassee of mouse gets old...fast!   Did you find you elf suit?  


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Posted on Tue, Oct 09, 2012 08:24

I'VE BEEN CENSORED! I had a pic of Ron Jeremy CLOTHED that said he was running for President sicne we all were gonna get screwed anyway.. might as well come from a true professional!! Incredible to me they allow far worse profanity, but yet a picture with NO profanity gets axed.. 

 

T'ain't right I tell ya! ;) 

 

Now ladies.. We may very well be on to something here.. WINDY.. I had not even considered the fuel cost, but certainly going back to "Stone Age Hybrids" is a Win-Win!! And BTW.. I heard giggling hiccups all night as well.. I think Elmer and Bugs mosied their way to my neck of the wood! I keep hearing gunshots of an old musket... Surely that isn't Cheney going off again! ;)

 

Lady DI... I think you may be on to somethign as well. We need "REASONABLE" sound women...and the likes of Wilma and Betty! If they can train dinosaurs to vacuum their floors.... SURELY they can teach the RATS and FAT CATS in Congress a thing or two! Should be a synch! 

 

Now I'm not certanin where Ron Jeremy might have fit in all this, but I do think if were a gonna get a good screwin... We might wanna consider calling in the "Professionals" ... 

 

Just sayin.....



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Posted on Mon, Oct 08, 2012 18:32

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DI!!! Poor Big Bird!! Someone's always gotta ruffle his feathers! 

 

CURIOUS!! I see he has not been back as well.. I personally am not in agreement with censorship.. BUT... It is pleasant to come to boards and see Peace, Harmony and F-U-N!!!

 

WINDY.. Smart Ass? ME?? How could this be? I think it's fair to assume Cheney is the only politician who can hit a target.. even if unintentional.. I swear you shoot one person and it seems you never live it down! ;)

 

It seems according to our very own Lady DI.. Now the political parties are attacking Big Bird and the ""SS Gang!" I swear politicians will do anything for attention these days! This is far worse than the "Grand POO-Bah" Fred and Barney were always getting into trouble with! It may take somebody like Wilma and Betty to straighten this mess out now! 

 

I have to go find my elf outfit now and get ready for the bal! :) 


Right on Hope!!!  I have always said we need to vote more women into Congress.  Women are less likely to goof around cheating, molesting and sending half nekid pictures of themselves in text messages to floosies.  Additionally, I don't think they would send our babies off to die in remote countries for questionable causes....and lastly, definitely be more willing to compromise in order to get the people's work done. 



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Posted on Mon, Oct 08, 2012 17:05

WOOPS! Another "Cartoon Candidate" just in... 

Almost didn't recognize him in clothes! :) 



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Posted on Mon, Oct 08, 2012 12:36

Of course you're a Smart Ass...I'm quite certain you are...I Googled Smart Asses and we're right up there in the top ten!  :-)       Ya know, Hope...if ya'd hang that elf costume up instead of just sheddin' it where ya stand, it wouldn't be so hard to find. Serves ya right for giving the maid the night off.       Haven't seen hide nor hair of Elmer and the Wabbit since they headed for the woods, although I have heard hiccups and giggling at night. The wind changed this morning and I can smell the faint odor of sour mash on the breeze. Walked down there but all I could find was copper tubing coming out of a hollow oak tree too high up to look inside. All the branches had been trimmed off and it was too big to shinny up. Didn't spend too much time looking. Rain was coming in and there's swale in that area. Once had a cow stuck in there. Took me over two hours and three men using a double pulley to pull her to firm ground. Wilma and Betty? Humm...you just may have hit on the perfect solution. They'd probably be great running mates and it's for sure they have the experience to handle about any situation. Having Dino to guard the family and White House would save us billions over time. (Wonder if he gets airsick.) They'd probably have the fuel problem settled right away, just by going back to footmobils, and I don't think they'd break the bank with their clothing demands or absurdly numerous aids and personal attendante. Win-win ticket!!! As for Cheney...if that was an accident, then he'd have to run with a blindfold on...which would pretty much be what most of the others are doing. Put a slight weight to the left or the right of the scope and he'd be on a level playing field...of our choice.

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Posted on Sun, Oct 07, 2012 17:29

DI!!! Poor Big Bird!! Someone's always gotta ruffle his feathers! 

 

CURIOUS!! I see he has not been back as well.. I personally am not in agreement with censorship.. BUT... It is pleasant to come to boards and see Peace, Harmony and F-U-N!!!

 

WINDY.. Smart Ass? ME?? How could this be? I think it's fair to assume Cheney is the only politician who can hit a target.. even if unintentional.. I swear you shoot one person and it seems you never live it down! ;)

 

It seems according to our very own Lady DI.. Now the political parties are attacking Big Bird and the ""SS Gang!" I swear politicians will do anything for attention these days! This is far worse than the "Grand POO-Bah" Fred and Barney were always getting into trouble with! It may take somebody like Wilma and Betty to straighten this mess out now! 

 

I have to go find my elf outfit now and get ready for the bal! :) 


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Posted on Sun, Oct 07, 2012 17:21

Diana...   Not to worry...Big Bird was clocked running 45 mph...Fudd couldn't get his gun raised before BB'd be out of sight.   Was He planning on throwing his feather in the ring, too? Do we have a Bird Party? Think he'd make a better congressman...they seem to bury their heads in the sand when things get rough.  

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Posted on Sun, Oct 07, 2012 16:30

Quoting Curious2078:

Not sure what all of this means, but I'm pretty sure I agree with most of it, and--I'm ROFLMAO.



Ummm,ditto Pat.



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Posted on Sun, Oct 07, 2012 09:12

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HIJACK WARNING!

 

Hope, TexasNeuro can't be found anywhere--at least not by me.  Looks like he is Gone, gone, gone!!!

 

Sometimes, just sometimes, justice prevails.

 


And now I return you to your regularly scheduled program.  Hijack Over & Out.



Pat...that's 'neuro' for short!  OMG!  I was definitely thinking of slitting my wrists....or at the very least jumping overboard if I had to read anymore of that .....um....what would you call it??

 

Once again....the men of Texas show why they are unique!  *wink*



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Posted on Sun, Oct 07, 2012 00:31

Well one thing is for sure!!!  Big Bird needs to watch his back....because they've drawn down and have him in the cross hairs!


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Posted on Sat, Oct 06, 2012 19:06

HIJACK WARNING!

 

Hope, TexasNeuro can't be found anywhere--at least not by me.  Looks like he is Gone, gone, gone!!!

 

Sometimes, just sometimes, justice prevails.

 


And now I return you to your regularly scheduled program.  Hijack Over & Out.



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Posted on Sat, Oct 06, 2012 18:14

Not sure what all of this means, but I'm pretty sure I agree with most of it, and--I'm ROFLMAO.



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Posted on Sat, Oct 06, 2012 11:20

Smart Ass...I didn't say I believed the little asteroid...if I'd had a match I could have used his breath for a blow torch. Even Wascally's jaw dropped when he heard that one. Ya gotta admit..he at least has the lyin' part down well enough to run for office. That's a biggie right there. Fudd believes in haunches, legs and feet...that's pretty close. And he can't hit a target...that should account for something...never saw a politician yet that hit the promised mark. Actually, don't think I ever will. Shaggy's more into cheeseburgers, so I'm pretty sure a tough old bird like Fudd would be safe...although I'm not too sure about Scooby. He might like stewed Wraggit for a change. Course, he'd have to remember what he was chasing, and everybody knows his attention span lasts about as long as a fart in a whirlwind. The up-side is that he could honestly say he didn't remember making any political promises if he gets elected. Not exactly like THAT one hasn't been used before! Thought Elmer said he was wearing the blue gown, the one that's open to the naval and has open lacing up the back. Guess he decided he didn't want to have to wax before the ball. Oh well, doesn't matter. Shaggy will probably just wear his tan duds, which shouldn't pose too much of a problem for the green one, although that green number is velvet. I think about the only threat Shaggy would pose would be hair, but in a room with a lot of sticky-fingered lobbiests, it souldn't be to hard to remove that...what with all the back-slapping and shoulder patting that's sure to take place. If you're coming in that elf outfit, only the women will be voting anyway, and most of those are a sucker for a soft nose and a long tongue...so Scooby would be a shoo-in! ( It was that outfit that got your picture re placed in 'The Devil's Dictionary', ya know. Guess that wasn't such a bad thing...it was showing up under 'Devil"!!!) Myself...I'm thinking of coming in a baboon suit. Appropriate attire for an election, doncha think? They are the least intelligent of all primates and the most vicious. No wonder a group of them is referred to as "A Congress of Baboons"!  I won't look out of place at all among all those jackasses. (Sorry, Smarty Jones and Julie...no disrespect to you or any of the relatives intended. Ya know I loves ya!)


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