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Hoping4Love2000
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Posted on Sat, Oct 13, 2012 10:30

OMG!! That thing is REAL!! I thought it was a joke! WO!! 

I bet eating coconuts does make the meat richer.. I love "CRABS" too!! 

Yes LIV.. we'z havin fun around here again! :) 



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Posted on Sat, Oct 13, 2012 07:14

Wind,

Thanks for this, I've never eaten "coconut crab". I did not know there was a kind of This crab,
 here in Venezuela never heard of him. We have the blue crab, the meat is delicious.

If this crab eats coconut  flavor of the meat should be very rich. Coconuts are delicious, here we prepare, coconut rice, chicken coconut and fish  coconut.  (meals are typical).
I will try to test this crabmeat in my next trip to Miami.

 

Thank you!!

 

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Posted on Fri, Oct 12, 2012 23:28

Francie...you're not thinking about eating Friscus are you?

 

In case you're wondering, he's a coconut crab...also known as a robber crab. Wiki him. They can get up to 16 inches (body length) and have up to a 3 foot leg span. Some weigh in at 9 pounds or more. They can crack a coconut open easily with those claws. They're related to our own hermit crabs, and their meat is highly prized for it's flavor.

 

 


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Posted on Fri, Oct 12, 2012 20:56

 Wind,

I love crabs. LOL

 

Francie



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Posted on Fri, Oct 12, 2012 09:52

CRABS!! CRABS!! NOW YOU'RE ADDING CRABS TO THE MIX! (And she thinks "I'm" the one who needs to discontinue the meds here???) 

 

I must say WINDY.. I think your "sticky tape" is a splendid idea.. Can't wait til 7!!! And not to worry over the drool, as I think the entire staff is accustomed to my "little quirks" by now.. They think I'm "cute" I'm certain!! ;) 

 

But I still wonder.. Why so many straps and strings to worry about with my new "bed attire".. I swear I have more strings tied around me than my double string bikini with fringe around it back in '85!!! Personally, I have grown bored with the white... and I am not enjoying all this "soundproof" you speak of as I hear "many voices" in the background and some are registering REALLY LOUD!!!! 

 

So just WHERE has LIV gone... and everyone else for that matter!! I noted CG came in... "bragged" about his size.. and ran out.. Is he afraid of a little "tape"... Oh.. speaking of tape-ING... Not only have I brought in a measuring scale to see how much things weigh.. (I'm conducting additonal expirementation on "solidness") BUT... I also felt "taping" the subjects might be useful in the future for verifiable prrof! GENIUS IDEA I thought so myself! (I said.. "Self.. You ARE a Genuis!" and I actually "heard" applause in the background!!) Do you suppose this could be why CG, V, Fishy and Easy as well as others have hidden? Could they have found out about my video recorder? Hmmm.... Well, I have personally found a "little video enhancement" never hurt anybody! 

 

So where has Lady DI and PAT gone as well... Hopefully they will show up and get me out of these straps here.. I feel like I am doing "Non-movement" yoga!! Jeez... 

 

Now be good and we will try and come save you in a bit now that you have your meds straightened out. You are def making more sense now... Or is that me? Well, we will never know the truth of this matter.. But regardless, Remember:

 

Life is not measured by the breaths you take... But by using the proper tapes when measuring...


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Posted on Fri, Oct 12, 2012 04:28

Hey, Wind - I am here, I am here!

 

And I was thinking to myself - Look what you've done you cheeky, cheeky Liv!

 

What can I do to help? Any chore will be greatly appreciated though I don't think I would very good at measuring anything.

 

@Everyone - I am glad everyone seems to be having a good time with this one!

 

Liv.



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Posted on Thu, Oct 11, 2012 13:04

Easy, Hope...just calm down you crazy woman! The doctors have assured me the bandages will be off your arms by tonight and I've surrounded your bed with that lovely sticky rat trap paper. I've sent measuring TAPES by personal couriers who you will meet later this afternoon. (Just wondering...what's all the hullabaloo about, anyway...what good can you do with a 'stick' when you want to measure girth? You must have taken a blow or two to the head if you're still thinking 'stick'!)
 
 Anywhooooot...hoot...hoot...I've arranged for all of the male medical students to be taken to your room tonight so than can...giggle...observe you. Little do they know what a sticky situation they'll be getting into. Curious and Di will be waiting inside the curtained area by the adjoining bed, tapes at the ready. One will cut their belts and the other one will measure while you keep the medical students stuck to the spot with your attempts to get out of that cast. Know you'll be drooling, so they'll probably diagnose you as crazy...which is okay. Then we can be roommates and dream up other pleasurable little experiments for future amusements. (Dreaming is about  all a person can do here, with the clothes they insist on you wearing, but the rooms are nice...soft and very soundproof.)
 
 SCALE? You bought a SCALE without authorization from the finance committee? Now you want to weigh the damn things?
 
 You hear that, Di? Please look into that little matter, and while you're at it..find out why Liv hasn't shown herself. She started this whole thing and she should be forced to be in charge of something!
 
One more question, Hope. How the h**l can you stomp your foot when one leg is in traction and the other nowhere near the floor? Are you medicated again? ('cause if you are, you need to clear your head before seven.) Get rid of the drip drugs and clear your head...important information is at stake here.
Yoga is as much about uncomfortable positions and emptying your mind as anything else, so I think you've got it licked on both counts just as you are! Bwhahahahaha!!!!!
Did I mention this facility has crabs? Sneaked his one into my room last night. I'm making him a harness out of my jacket as he shreds it! 

 


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Posted on Thu, Oct 11, 2012 10:52

Be afraid, V...be very afraid. Advertising this way just might cause a stampede your way. On the other hand, you can just take vitamins and suffer the consequences! (evil grin)


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Posted on Thu, Oct 11, 2012 06:41

Geez Im not cutting 1.5" off just to fit in with stats. A pround Brit !!!!



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Posted on Wed, Oct 10, 2012 21:34

***HOPEFUL Princess gets wheeled in room .. sporting some "fresh wounds" from the battle endured. 

 

Guess what Ladies and Gents.. Tis not only WINDY that is trying to take my "measuring stick" away... CURIOUS and Lady DI "Double Teamed" me and now THEY have all the measuring tools!! Seems something went all wacko in them as soon as they heard the word GIRTH! I had it all plotted out.. GYM LOCKER ROOM.. HERE I COME!! And suddenly, OUTTA THE BLUE.... sports Lady DI and CURIOUS tackling me as if I were a running back heading for a TOUCH DOWN in a game they laid money on! All I heard in my little blonde brain was. .. "RUN FORREST!! RUN!!!

 

Now they will tell you it wasn't them... that they were FARRRRR away fromt he scene... But I saw a shirt tail of purple on one perp and a nurses cap on the other.. COINCIDENCE??? HIGHLY UNLIKELY! 

 

Just wait til I get out of this mess of bandages and regain my ruler, yardstick, sewing tape and scale... (Yes.. I even had a weighing scale...) **Stomps foot! I was prepared gosh darnett! 

 

Now how am I supposed to do yoga lookin like this!!! 

 

 


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Posted on Wed, Oct 10, 2012 13:09

did make note of EASY's findings as smelly, sweaty, quick, etc... However, I truly feel in order to be a great journalist, I simply cannot allow outside findings to influence my research. I make aim to not dicriminate against anyone... I will purchase ear and nose plugs for the loud or smelly ones! (A good journalist must always be prepared!)

Not my findings... LOL

However, if I were compiling a list I would say only a foolish man would compile a list! LOL



Germans are smelly?  I did not know that.  Also, wouldn't have thought Americans too rough.  Guess I just haven't hooked up with any [well, not many] of the rough ones.  And who would have thunk that those from Holland were too dominating?  Surely not me.
 
Obviously, I am not too worldly at all.
 
You didn't have the Irish on your list, and I can say they are [from my one and only experience--LOL] too quick.  As for the Scots being too loud, well, I couldn't object to that too much since I am....well.  Suffice it to say that curtailing my "ultimate" joy vocally is a most difficult task indeed; one which I usually fail at.
 
In hotel rooms--or the guest rooms of friends' homes--I need a pillow over my face.
 
ROFLMAO

Not my research, it comes from some magazine in the UK, you can google it...



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Posted on Wed, Oct 10, 2012 00:27

Quoting Hoping4Love2000:

WINDY..... 

 

I'm keeping both hands free since you said "hands on" is the best way... Besides, I have always found myself to learn best when I just dig right in and start in on the action! I'd help untie you... I certainly have experience with straightjackets... BUT... I can see your intensity and am afraid you will try to get a "leg up" on me.. and I am very passionate to get this "new research" of mine started... I shall be researching, measuring, analyzing and documenting my findings... Then I shall write a book with PICTURES... I am hunting CURIOUS down in order to find her 3 to 8 in less than 60 seconds! NOW THAT IS IMPRESSIVE! I've even heard some men do not change much regardless .. and some men don't need to change! YIKES! 

 

In my research.. I am introducing "GIRTH", as I have found.. I mean.. heard.. Girth is a major seeker for women as well... I've witnessed.. I mean heard... of girth to be as wide as a coke can and as small as what seemed a #2 pencil.... Neither of which is a positive in my case. My book shall be titled.. "Passionate Pursuit of the Perfect Penis" and I will be inquiring from women what they seek...

 

I did make note of EASY's findings as smelly, sweaty, quick, etc... However, I truly feel in order to be a great journalist, I simply cannot allow outside findings to influence my research. I make aim to not dicriminate against anyone... I will purchase ear and nose plugs for the loud or smelly ones! (A good journalist must always be prepared!) 

 

I'll keep everyone abreast of my findings! Heehee~~



Keeping your hands free is a good start...we all know busy hands bring the best results. All of the scenarios you mention are indeed true. I may be a sweet little innocent, but I KNOW things. Well...some things anyway. Ya see a lot when you work in a hospital...heck, ya see just as much walking city streets at night. Don't know what those flashers are trying to prove...I live on a farm! I have studs and bulls who would laugh at those guys.But I digress...
 
I've never had much faith in outside findings in important matters such as this. Make sure you catch the loud and smelly ones in an alley. I don't want to have to come bail you out for disturbing the peace. It's a long way down there and I still have a lot to do before things get really cold. Speaking of cold...maybe you better take on the winter research...40 below and blowing doesn't encourage the...er...results we're looking for.
 
Maybe the girth thing should be the second part of the report...it certainly needs to be addressed. Just remember...hands on and stay focused.
 
If any of the men complain about this research, explain to them the meaning of 'tit for tat'. They've been measuring us for centuries!
 
I appreciate you thinking about helping me get free, but as you can see...I'm gaining ground! Maybe tomorrow..... 

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Posted on Tue, Oct 09, 2012 19:46

Quoting Conyersguy:

Mine's short, but it's skinny. :) 

 

And having been in hundreds of men's locker rooms over the years, I can unequivocally state that.........(drum roll, please)........ I have never seen one anywhere, on any man......which could possibly make me happier than my own.    lol.  Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week. :):)

 

-CG-

 

Oh, wait, we were talking about what it does for YOU??????  Sorry, my bad. :):)



I told you, CG, you gotta warn me when you're going make me laugh too much!!!!

 

ROFLMAO



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Posted on Tue, Oct 09, 2012 16:57

Curious, Hope, QS, CG, Don, Dakota, Wind, Diana, Fishy.....

 

Good to see you are enjoying this one! Hilarious comments, lol!

 

Liv.



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Posted on Tue, Oct 09, 2012 16:43

Quoting Hoping4Love2000:

Dear MUTE HORSE,

I am willing to put myself on the line here and give you actual "facts" to bunk or de-bunk the theory. (I would never wish you to be caught without having the proper information to guide others in the boardroom again!!!)  In fact, IN PREPERATION, I attended my 'cardio pump' class tonight and the instructor was "of the African American" descent... and I caught "me eyes" "wandering in hopes to enlighten others regarding this... uh hum... "Theory"....

Now if I could just get my tape back from WINDY! 

HEY! Come to think of it! There IS a LOCKER ROOM at the gym for the girls.. Perhaps there is one for the guys too! I can be like the 10 year old little boys spying on the little girls at the creek! :) 



ROFLMAO!!!! You could just feign being lost at the gym and kind of 'stumbled' upon the men's locker room! And then, of course, your trainers just fell off your left foot so you HAD to take your time to do the laces - time in which your eyes will be singing 'halelujah!' lol!!!

 

Don't say I told you to do that - you could get banned from your gym or local health club *wink*

 

Liv.



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Posted on Tue, Oct 09, 2012 16:35

Quoting QuietStorm2193:

My friend Liv you are HILARIOUS!! I actually pictured you in that boardroom predicament! Your invisibly flaming cheeks!! Lmao!! I dig it!! I appreciate your blog. It certainly is the highlight to the end of my work week!!


Hey QS,

 

Thanks a lot for the compliment and I am glad you enjoyed it, lol! 

 

Liv.



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Posted on Sun, Oct 07, 2012 17:48

Quoting Curious... "Winrider, you're a hoot!  Glad you've joined the blogs."

 

Thanks. Me too. You guys are great fun.

 

I'll Take that as affirmative that you're joining us. I'll send you Hope's tape. She has a yardstick now and I'm using my rulers.

 

One word of advice...some of the subjects don't stand still so it's best to put sticky tape on the back and slap it in place quickly. That will give you ample time to read the numbers before the subject escapes around a corner or runs out the door.


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Posted on Sun, Oct 07, 2012 16:33

WINDY..... 

 

I'm keeping both hands free since you said "hands on" is the best way... Besides, I have always found myself to learn best when I just dig right in and start in on the action! I'd help untie you... I certainly have experience with straightjackets... BUT... I can see your intensity and am afraid you will try to get a "leg up" on me.. and I am very passionate to get this "new research" of mine started... I shall be researching, measuring, analyzing and documenting my findings... Then I shall write a book with PICTURES... I am hunting CURIOUS down in order to find her 3 to 8 in less than 60 seconds! NOW THAT IS IMPRESSIVE! I've even heard some men do not change much regardless .. and some men don't need to change! YIKES! 

 

In my research.. I am introducing "GIRTH", as I have found.. I mean.. heard.. Girth is a major seeker for women as well... I've witnessed.. I mean heard... of girth to be as wide as a coke can and as small as what seemed a #2 pencil.... Neither of which is a positive in my case. My book shall be titled.. "Passionate Pursuit of the Perfect Penis" and I will be inquiring from women what they seek...

 

I did make note of EASY's findings as smelly, sweaty, quick, etc... However, I truly feel in order to be a great journalist, I simply cannot allow outside findings to influence my research. I make aim to not dicriminate against anyone... I will purchase ear and nose plugs for the loud or smelly ones! (A good journalist must always be prepared!) 

 

I'll keep everyone abreast of my findings! Heehee~~



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Posted on Sun, Oct 07, 2012 14:20

Liv,In all honesty I  can give a stud field mouse a run for his money.


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Posted on Sat, Oct 06, 2012 18:32

Quoting easymantolove:

Ladies, before you go to booking those flights, you may want to cross correlate that data with the list of countries with the best lovers... and those with the higest STD's

 

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

 

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

 

STD (people infected per 1000)
North America: 19
Western Europe: 20
North Africa & Middle East: 21
Eastern Europe & Central Europe: 29
Sub-Saharan Africa: 119
South & Southeast Asia: 50
East Asia & Pacfic: 7
Australia & New Zealand: 27
Latin America & Carribean: 71

 

Apparently, the larger the gun the more dangerous the bullet! LOL



Germans are smelly?  I did not know that.  Also, wouldn't have thought Americans too rough.  Guess I just haven't hooked up with any [well, not many] of the rough ones.  And who would have thunk that those from Holland were too dominating?  Surely not me.

 

Obviously, I am not too worldly at all. 

 

You didn't have the Irish on your list, and I can say they are [from my one and only experience--LOL] too quick.  As for the Scots being too loud, well, I couldn't object to that too much since I am....well.  Suffice it to say that curtailing my "ultimate" joy vocally is a most difficult task indeed; one which I usually fail at.

 

In hotel rooms--or the guest rooms of friends' homes--I need a pillow over my face.

 

ROFLMAO



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