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Posted on Mon, Sep 10, 2012 12:21

There's a book out...and it's just been released in paperback.

 

 


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Posted on Thu, Sep 13, 2012 22:15

OMG!! This is HYSTERICALLY HILARIOUS!! 

PASSING IT ON!!! :)))))))))

Funny EASYMAN and CG! LOL



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Posted on Thu, Sep 13, 2012 18:06

Quoting Windrider735:

Yeah, but it's a two way street. We're never really going to completely understand them, either. That's half the fun! 


Yes, it is a two-way street indeed.  And never will the sexes ever totally "get" each other.  At least that's my view. 

 

I think if we, the two sexes, were to ever totally understand each other, there would no longer be a need for two different sexes.  [Biology aside, BTW.]

 

What would there be to argue about?  What would there be to see from different viewpoints?  What would there be to have to negotiate about?  And without any of those things, what reason could there possibly be to have sex be the complicated game it is with us humans?  We'd all just be like the wild animals, screwing when nature calls on us to do so,  once, maybe twice--for some, thrice or upmteen--times a year. [please ignore the poor grammar]  Oh, and by the way, unless you're a dolphin, no particular fun involved in the screwing. 

 

And if we had nothing left to agrue about, then both sexes would have the 50% view of the world that men have coupled with the 50% view of the world that women have--and we'd all see life in the same way exactly.

 

Which means that both sexes would understand how to peel an onion and saute it up without burning it along with whatever meat was cooking in the pan along with it--and both sexes would understand instinctively how to change a bad toilet valve and install a new one that worked perfectly well.  Plus, all women would get what it means to spend 10 hours a day digging a hole for a stump post with no stump post hole digger, just a shovel, and all men would get what it means to have to sew a button back on the plack of shirt that has been shrivelled up so badly there is nothing left to sew that button on to. 

At which point both sexes would understand each other and have almost no reason whatsoever for need of the opposite sex.  Except....sex.  Which, by now, each sex could satisfy easily on their own because most of sexual satisfaction isn't from the nether regions but from the head--the head above the neck.

Okay.  You want that kind of world?  I don't.  I want to retain SOME power over the men I love.  Geeze.  If they could do everything for themselves that I now I have to do for them--heck, they could just do away with us and spend the rest of their lives "screwing" dead tree stumps or whatever, never thinking about us, and worrying about nothing except where their next beer is coming from.

Come to think of it, I just read that the only beer distributorship left in the country is run by women!!!!!

ROFLMAO



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Posted on Thu, Sep 13, 2012 17:49

Quoting Windrider735:

There ya go!



NASA missions require far less intelligence than is required for man to understand woman and vice versa.



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Posted on Tue, Sep 11, 2012 22:07

Quoting Forever_Classy:

WindRider, that is such an awesome way to tell men that they never will understand us!  Makes me smile and laugh.... 


Yeah, but it's a two way street. We're never really going to completely understand them, either. That's half the fun! 


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Posted on Tue, Sep 11, 2012 22:00

Quoting Conyersguy:

THat's just Chapter ONE !!!!

 

Of 6,843,214

 


Exactly! And just what chapter are you on..or are you possibly one of the few who do know that book by heart?



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Posted on Tue, Sep 11, 2012 21:57

Quoting DONTFITMOLD:

It is just a matter of flipping the right sequence of knobs and switches at the right time....NASA missions have less



There ya go!


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Posted on Tue, Sep 11, 2012 21:11

Quoting QuietStorm2193:

Lmao!! What the hell?? Are we really that complex?!


You are surprised????


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Posted on Tue, Sep 11, 2012 19:04

Quoting DONTFITMOLD:

It is just a matter of flipping the right sequence of knobs and switches at the right time....NASA missions have less



Lmao!! What the hell?? Are we really that complex?!


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Posted on Tue, Sep 11, 2012 18:51

It is just a matter of flipping the right sequence of knobs and switches at the right time....NASA missions have less


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Posted on Tue, Sep 11, 2012 17:23

Hi texasneuro,
  
Thanks for the giggle. I'm guessing Prof. Brian is a man, correct?
The women I know need a lot more than what you mention. They need to be treated as an equal in every way. They need their opinions valued, their help accepted, and not to be wrapped in bubble wrap and glued to a pedestal. Maybe some women want to be treated as if they had no use but to be pampered like a toy poodle, but the women I know are strong, intelligent, independent human beings who want a partner, not a caretaker. While you're at it, add honesty, faithfulness, acceptance of their different interests, shared decisions and responsibilities.
 
All the things you mentioned are good, but it's in no way a complete list.
 
Come on, ladies...what else is missing from that list.


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Posted on Tue, Sep 11, 2012 16:27

Zitiert von Windrider735:

There's a book out...and it's just been released in paperback.

 

 



Jeez..... this is hilarious!!!



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Posted on Tue, Sep 11, 2012 13:46

WOW!! lol!! It makes sense now why men just dont understand.. LOL!!!

 



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Posted on Tue, Sep 11, 2012 09:54

Quoting texasneuro:

 

Women desire five requirments in life.  They desire Time, Touch, Tenderness, Talk and continued to be dated and romanced.  The gentleman that provies a woman these elements will be blessed beyond measure.

Prof Brian

 



Only if she is ready, willing and able to accept those things.  If she's not interested, broken, not ready or  unwilling for any reason, there is nothing you can do.

 

If she is ready and willing to receive but unable to reciprocate, eventually you will stop giving.  No man is either an island or a bottomless pit of love.



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Posted on Tue, Sep 11, 2012 09:26

Its just written in a language most guys dont understand   But a few lucky ones do 



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Posted on Tue, Sep 11, 2012 01:20

I read it, it was all incoherent babble.



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