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Posted on Sat, Jun 30, 2012 17:01

Yah never wooda figured

 

 

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via E-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said, "You've Got Male."

 
 

 






 


 




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Posted on Fri, Oct 19, 2012 11:26

DON,

hahahahhahhahahahah!! very good!!!

 

 

 

 

Francie.-



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Posted on Thu, Oct 18, 2012 14:15

Very funny, you made my day.



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Posted on Sun, Sep 16, 2012 05:35

Nice- thank you for that laugh.



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Posted on Sun, Jul 15, 2012 21:44

Quoting DONTFITMOLD:

The world is our Ooooo...weee...ster.....lol

 


Fresh AND Local......that's the kind I like!!!  lololol  *wink*



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Posted on Sun, Jul 15, 2012 04:46

Quoting Diana3316:

Ooooo....weeeee!!!  You are just tooo funny Don.  Where DO you get your material???  lololol



The world is our Ooooo...weee...ster.....lol

 


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Posted on Sat, Jul 14, 2012 07:53

Ooooo....weeeee!!!  You are just tooo funny Don.  Where DO you get your material???  lololol



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Posted on Wed, Jul 11, 2012 13:44

Quoting Diana3316:

Women are like phones:

 They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.

 

 

 But push the wrong button and your a** is disconnected!

*wink* 



Diana...so confusing...and you said you don't like petting in bed...lol


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Posted on Tue, Jul 10, 2012 21:13

Women are like phones:

 They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.

 

 

 But push the wrong button and your a** is disconnected!

*wink* 



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Posted on Fri, Jul 06, 2012 04:17

A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."

The drunk replies, "Boobs."



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Posted on Wed, Jul 04, 2012 18:06

That is so funny, lolololol!!!!



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Posted on Mon, Jul 02, 2012 05:15

OH Donneeeee



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Posted on Sun, Jul 01, 2012 13:36

TOO FREAKIN FUNNY... (and pssibly not far from the truth!) LOL



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Diana3316
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Posted on Sat, Jun 30, 2012 21:48

That's hilarious Don!!!!



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Posted on Sat, Jun 30, 2012 19:41

LOLOLOLOL



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