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Posted on Wed, May 30, 2012 13:09

OK now men, feel free to YELL!!!!!

 Is this even true at all?? Do men really do these things, ha ha!

Annoying male habit 1: Adjusting your private parts

 

The day that women discover the secret to a man’s love for fiddling with his private parts will be a joyous occasion. Surely that much scratching and re-adjusting can’t be good for you; why hasn’t someone invented a cure for this frustrating problem by now?  The image of a man lying on the sofa with his manhood in one hand and a bag of... well, nuts in the other, certainly won’t make it into a list of women’s top 10 sexual fantasies any time soon. Whilst we understand you sometimes need to ‘sort the boys out’ for comfort purposes, at least do it while we’re not looking.

Annoying male habit 2: Selective hearing

Choosing to watch the television over listening to your other half is never going to end well because it’s insulting. Are women really that boring? Or do you only enjoy conversations about sex and food? Tuning in and out of conversations isn’t really an option; you’re either having a chat with us, or you aren’t. Maybe all conversations should take the form of ‘Sex. Please take the bin out’ or ‘Food. Can I have a cuddle?’ or maybe even ‘I’m naked. Your tea has been on the side for half an hour’. Please don’t make us do this.

Annoying male habit 3: Leaving a trail of mess

What is it with the male tendency to leave the story of their day behind in a long trail of mess like a storyboard? When we get home from work we don’t need to ask what you’ve been up to on your day off; we can see that you had a shower and a shave, played on your game, had lunch, played on a different game and then watched films. Is this a strategic trail that you leave behind so you can find your way back to the fridge? Or is it so you needn’t bother telling us about your day when we get home? Please enlighten us, and in the meantime, pick your mess up.

Annoying male habit 4: Leaving the remnants of your shaving session in the sink

Men, if you walked into the bathroom only to find used makeup wipes and the hair from our freshly shaved legs around the bathroom, we’re sure you’d find it somewhat bothersome. We seem to face a similar problem every morning with your short curly hairs and bits of stubble. It’s not pleasant at all. Just because you hate the boring process of shaving, don’t bring us into your battle against the beard and overgrown chest hair.

Annoying male habit 5: Man flu

The term ‘man flu’ has permeated public consciousness to suggest that men exaggerate their cold symptoms as a way of getting attention from their female counterparts. If you’re as strong and enduring as you claim to be, then don’t break down when you have a cold. We dread to think how you’d cope with period pain and childbirth – thank your lucky stars you’re a man.

Annoying male habit 6: Spending all your money on technical stuff

If we go on a shopping spree and return with a handful of bags, we never hear the end of it. Yet men seem to have a bottomless bank of money when it comes to games and technical stuff. We’re willing to call compromise on this one though; if you’re going to spend your money on stuff you don’t really need, let us do the same without feeling guilty about it. You buy your games, we’ll buy our shoes, and we’ll call it a truce.

Annoying male habit 7: Leaving the toilet seat up

The troublesome toilet seat; who would have known it could cause such a fuss? Indeed, no list of men’s annoying habits is complete without the classic toilet seat argument getting a mention. We understand that you need to lift it up – we’d only complain about you dirtying the seat if you didn’t – but what’s wrong with putting it back down again after?

 



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Posted on Sun, Jul 08, 2012 18:48

Quoting silverlion:

~~ Liv Dear ~~

 

Aaaw no ! Sweetie....see I was busy baking you a cake....Enjoy..

 

~~ S L ~~



Aaww SL,

 

That is so very sweet of you! How thoughtful and kind! The cake is beautiful - and yeah - I feel like 16! In my dreams, lol! Thank you.

 

Liv.



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Posted on Thu, Jul 05, 2012 03:43

Quoting Diana3316:

SL~  Me thinks he has guests and is having a bit of fun.  *wink*

 

Happy 4th to you as well.  And, may I just give a nod to our friends, the French, on our special birthday!  For without their very real help.....we would have never won our fight for independence!  Some forget what they did for us.  The French people literally starved, while their government supported our war of independence.  In part it cost the king and queen their heads.

 

Thank you for that....and "THANK YOU" to all the soldiers and military families that sacrifice everything for us here at home.  We should never forget what they have done for us either!!

 

My best to all.

~D



Diana,

 

You think SL have guest(s)??? *Wink* (borrowing yours, lol!). He doesn't live too far from me - only an hour across the English Channel. I shall peer down with my periscope and report back if I spot a pweety damsel or two!

 

SL will kill me for this, lol!!!

 

Liv.



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Posted on Wed, Jul 04, 2012 15:38

Hi Hope,

Great to see you! I've got to agree that SL is doing a great stirring the pot job! Well, it would appear that SL is right that Cool has vanished - did I have anything to do with that? Sob, sob * (cheeky!). Hope not? I promised to be nice and I think I was nice, wasn't I? I wouldn't want to run a Cool guy like that outta town, would I? I will gladly send romantyk and italian tiger packing though, lol!!

I think Cool will gather momentum and return with a bang! lol.

Liv.

 

 



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Posted on Wed, Jul 04, 2012 08:06

SL~  Me thinks he has guests and is having a bit of fun.  *wink*

 

Happy 4th to you as well.  And, may I just give a nod to our friends, the French, on our special birthday!  For without their very real help.....we would have never won our fight for independence!  Some forget what they did for us.  The French people literally starved, while their government supported our war of independence.  In part it cost the king and queen their heads.

 

Thank you for that....and "THANK YOU" to all the soldiers and military families that sacrifice everything for us here at home.  We should never forget what they have done for us either!!

 

My best to all.

~D



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Posted on Sun, Jul 01, 2012 13:40

Why you are correct INSPECTOR... 

BUT.. My little blonde brain tells me you have become our V's rght hand in stirring the pot! 

HeheeHee~~ 

CALL FOR BACKUP FELLAS.. LIV IS BACK! ;)



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Posted on Thu, Jun 28, 2012 21:04

LIV!! It' so good to see you!! Haven't been on much lately, but had to check this out when I saw you.

 

1) "MAN PARTS"- LOL @ V!! And... I completely understand ... HOWEVER, if my breast itches.. I don't start scratching away in public! Just sayin.. LOL

 

2) "SELECTIVE HEARING" What? Bwahahaha! I think EVERYONE suffers this at one time or another ... and in fact.. This may have saved many a marriage! LOL

 

3) "TRAIL OF MESS" - You met my children's father? He was the KING of this... (and still is!) It's like an obsticle course jumping over things he leaves behind! But then, when I am going on a date... I'm the messy one with 5 outfits on the bed cuz this one makes me look fat, that one makes me look drab, the other one doesn't match stilettos I want to wear! ;)

 

4) "SHAVING SESSIONS"- Just GROSS! I love when I meet a man that SHAVES IN SHOWER! 

 

5) "MAN FLU"- Sorry guys.... but you men can be the biggest babies.. (at times) But I think it's cute when you want attention.. and I'm a pamperer, so it doesn't bother me.. AND, as well.. RMAC.. I've experienced same thing with exes.. Whine over a sniffle.. BUT.. won't go to doctor unless carried in an ambulance! 

 

6) "TECHNICAL STUFF"- I like that kind of stuff, so it's no problem.. And I have yet to meet a man who complains about my buying stilettos.... even with his money!! Gotta love a man who loves a woman in heels! ;)

 

7) "TOILET SEAT" SARA IS CORRECT!!  GENTLEMEN... We ladies don't want to touch what we needn't unless we have the brush in our hands for cleaning! There is bacteria and yucky stuff the human eye cannot see... In fact.. If I were a man.. I'd probably be a "squatter!" LOL

 

FOR ALL... I saw DR. OZ while back and he did this "test" with colored water... When you flush... the top lid should ALWAYS be DOWN... PERIOD! Dr. Oz showed how particles, chemicals, all the ickies in the bowl can spray UP TO 20 FEET! This means TOOTHBRUSH distances! IT JUST GROSS.. and I now tell anyone I date, the lid must ALWAYS stay DOWN when not in use.. and they MUST close both lids when flushing. And actually, when people are made aware of this, EVERYBODY shuts lid.. unless they're a neanderthal! ICK!! 

 

Now SL... What makes you think the women might gang up on a man here? LOL 



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Posted on Thu, Jun 28, 2012 03:17

Quoting Diana3316:

Rut oh!!  Cool......duck and cover!!  lololo



WAIT FOR IT!!!!!

 

Oh no, ha ha ha .....I've given my word to be nice, haven't I? Can't renege now - I wish I had seen yours first before making my promise, lol!!!! I wonder what Pat, Sarah and Hope will say??? Not to mention CG and V?

 

Good to see you Diana. 

 

Liv.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 28, 2012 03:11

Quoting silverlion:

~~ Cool Calm 80 ~~

 

Bravo !....Good to see a brave East Coaster with an I Q above room temp come onboard.

 

Just hope The Broads on here don't chew your ass off .....Ha.. Ha..

 

We will keep an eye out for you....just in case.

 

~~ S L ~~  & Partner  ~~ I C ~~



Hey SL or shall I say IC? Have missed you on here. I have to agree Cool's brave and intelligent. Don't worry, we won't chew his ass off, lol! I also sense he is a strong fella who can hold up his own in that circumstance. I promise I'll be nice (cheeky!).

 

Good to see ya.

 

Liv.



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Posted on Wed, Jun 27, 2012 12:41

Quoting CoolCalm80:

Disagree completely!

 

 

1. I'm pretty low key on this. But hey, its important. 

 

2. Some women talk a lot in general. I'll try to pay attention to what you did today, but i don't have interest in all the conversations you had with all of your friends. Men hate listening to their girl's gossip.

 

3. Is this just a guy thing?

 

4. That is a pet peeve. Sink must be clean. 

 

5. Man flu? Women are constantly popping pills for everything. Her head, her feet, etc. Its actually proven women have a lower threshhold for pain and discomfort. Yes, you go through childbirth, but fortunately your body produces a drug that dampens the nerves to make it easier.

 

6. At least the stuff we buy lasts a few years... You guys will buy one dress for one outing and never wear it again... Crazy!

 

7. If i have to lift it up, you can put it down. Compromise. 

;p



Coolcalm, you are welcome to my blog and more than welcome to completely disagree with the above points. However, I have a few things to say about some of your comments:  

ROFLMAO at your N0. 1 – I was hoping to hear “Me? No, I don’t do that, no!” But there you go, at least you are honest about it, lol!

I agree with you on N0. 2 completely. I however refer to the extremes here and there are extremes on both sides – women or men who suffer from verbal diarrhoea and men or women who just do not have the required attention span to qualify for socially decent interaction. Either way, it is frustrating.

I know some people will shoot me down on N0. 3, but yes, I’ve got to have to admit that though there are a lot of very neat guys out there, I have met more messy men than I have women  – just my own experience, nothing more and I am not generalising. Perhaps I have been lucky.

I am elated about your no 4!

As for N0. 5, come on, get real! What drug? Never heard of it, lol! That must be men’s best kept secret?J!

Your N0. 6 gets a “ha ha ha” from me. How, with the way technology changes per second, you really intend to convince us that your toys really last that long? They are obsolete almost as quickly as you’re walking out of the shops! And as for women buying a dress and wearing it just once, come on, you don’t seriously mean that. You’ll have to be Kate Moss or someone on the runway to do that, love! Even Kate Middleton repeats her outfits! I certainly do, as loads of other women – the global recession has helped a lot there, lol! So, sorry don’t agree with you on that.

I have to say that your no 7 is as thought provoking as RMac’s remarks on it. Why don’t we all just agree to set the lid and the seat down after every use? That way the guy lifts both and set both down afterwards and the lady lifts one up and sets it down after use? I think that would work, don’t you think so CoolCalm????

Thanks for your posts – really enjoyed reading it, lol.



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Posted on Wed, Jun 27, 2012 11:02

Quoting CoolCalm80:

Disagree completely!

 

 

1. I'm pretty low key on this. But hey, its important. 

 

2. Some women talk a lot in general. I'll try to pay attention to what you did today, but i don't have interest in all the conversations you had with all of your friends. Men hate listening to their girl's gossip.

 

3. Is this just a guy thing?

 

4. That is a pet peeve. Sink must be clean. 

 

5. Man flu? Women are constantly popping pills for everything. Her head, her feet, etc. Its actually proven women have a lower threshhold for pain and discomfort. Yes, you go through childbirth, but fortunately your body produces a drug that dampens the nerves to make it easier.

 

6. At least the stuff we buy lasts a few years... You guys will buy one dress for one outing and never wear it again... Crazy!

 

7. If i have to lift it up, you can put it down. Compromise. 

;p



Rut oh!!  Cool......duck and cover!!  lololo



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Posted on Wed, Jun 27, 2012 09:08

Disagree completely!

 

 

1. I'm pretty low key on this. But hey, its important. 

 

2. Some women talk a lot in general. I'll try to pay attention to what you did today, but i don't have interest in all the conversations you had with all of your friends. Men hate listening to their girl's gossip.

 

3. Is this just a guy thing?

 

4. That is a pet peeve. Sink must be clean. 

 

5. Man flu? Women are constantly popping pills for everything. Her head, her feet, etc. Its actually proven women have a lower threshhold for pain and discomfort. Yes, you go through childbirth, but fortunately your body produces a drug that dampens the nerves to make it easier.

 

6. At least the stuff we buy lasts a few years... You guys will buy one dress for one outing and never wear it again... Crazy!

 

7. If i have to lift it up, you can put it down. Compromise. 

;p



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Posted on Sun, Jun 03, 2012 13:39

Rmac, you didn't miss 6 and 7 -  it's MM's fault, they cut 6 and 7 out for no reason at all. Had to add them again. Your perspective is interesting. Sewing machines, lol! I remember that with my mum - there was indeed not much sewing going on - so I guess it was a collectible! As for the ladies and lid - I guess is same as men and the seat.

 

V - the weather has returned to near winter weather and it is June! That is how things are on this side of the pond. Apart from the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations, there's nothing to report. Ha ha ha - bowling balls, OMG - sounds like a huge burden of responsibility, lol! Good to know you are a clean freak bowling balls aside, lol! 

 

Sarah - I agree - that one does my head in, particularly when the rim is generously splattered with what not, and left behind for someone else to clean up! Even my two year old knows how to do his business without leaving stuff for someone else to clean up!



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Posted on Sat, Jun 02, 2012 10:47

I missed #6 and #7 earlier. 

 

#6  I have never had an obsession with computer gadgets, but I do have an extensive and expensive collection of Model Aircraft engines.  I think my wife’s sequence of ever more expensive sewing machines sort of balanced it out.  The original, simple and cheap one, was the only one that ever did much sewing.  She loved the beautiful and expensive ones though.  They could do such exotic stuff.  Stuff of dreams when and if she ever had the time.

 

#7   My mother taught me as a little boy to close both the seat and the lid.  So, I do.  What amazes me is that so many women do not close the lid.  Why not?

 

rmac

 



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Posted on Thu, May 31, 2012 07:52

#1  It is mostly our reaction to women that causes the whole problem.  Either that or too tight underwear.

 

#2  Guilty, but it is not because women are boring; quite the contrary.  I do not know why.  It happens sometimes though.

 

#3  I don't do that.  Have no explanation why some people, including women, do.

 

#4  I don't have that problem either.  Probably because I lived alone for several years before I got married.  Any mess I left would have been mine to clean up either sooner or later.

 

#5  I have been accused of making a big fuss over nothing.  I also have been accused of not seeking medical assistance in time to avoid a nasty bronchial or sinus infection.  You can’t win.

 

One of my friends was called back into work by our boss, "Saying this project is too important for you to be out sick."  The result was two thirds of the company out sick.  For one man roughly 120 people were out for two weeks. 

 

Per an orthopedic surgeon, a twisted knee ranks right up there with childbirth.  Not sure how he knows.  Has he had both? 

 

A twisted or sprained knee sounds so benign.  It is not, it usually involves the knee being forcibly pushed out of joint, and can result in torn ligaments and torn cartilage.  Common football injury.  Can be a career ender and usually leads to a bum knee for life.

 

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Posted on Thu, May 31, 2012 01:53

The toilet seat is another issue!! lol

 

Sarah :-p

 



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