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Posted on Sat, May 05, 2012 15:49

Never Argue With A Woman

One morning, a husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.



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Posted on Mon, May 14, 2012 12:44

This story left me amused and a little scared at the same time.  The story was very amusing but was tempered by the amount of women thinking it was hilarious.  Which scared me.

All kidding aside, that was a very funny story, one i had to share on my social sites.  It received similar scary responses from the women and quiet nodding and rolling of the eyes from the men with a few Oy Vey's sprinkled in. 

 



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Posted on Sat, May 12, 2012 18:21

Apex - Glad you like and thanks for the compliment.

 

JM - Glad to see you! Ha ha ha....Miss Always Right will you take me to be your lawfully wedded husband, to hold and honour and... bla bla bla....from this day forward......etc etc??? "I do". I now pronounce you man and wife - you may now kiss the bride! "Hang on a minute - what was your first name?" Hilarious!! Poor men!!!

 

Liv.



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Posted on Sat, May 12, 2012 11:34

"I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'!"

 

JM



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Posted on Wed, May 09, 2012 06:19

Oh that was brilliant! Love what this joke says "between" the lines. Cheers



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Posted on Tue, May 08, 2012 18:39

I am glad - you've enjoyed it. It cracked me up, so couldn't resist sharing. RMac, yeah, that sounds familiar lol.

 

Thanks Pat and Hoping, I missed you too and I am glad to be back.

 

Diana - Thanks a lot - that means a lot!

 

Liv



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Posted on Mon, May 07, 2012 08:41

A good idea.  If you win you lose and if you lose you lose. 

 

rmac

 



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Posted on Sun, May 06, 2012 20:38

A good joke--but the metaphor is even better for how to treat LIFE.

Glad to see you back here, Liv.  I've missed you.

 

Pat



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Posted on Sun, May 06, 2012 08:40

lolololol.....that is so hilarious Liv!  Thanks for sharing that! 

 

We're so happy to see you again!  Hope you are well.  Never fear...a smart and clever, educated woman is a survivor!  You will survive....and succeed!  Hugs!  ~D



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Posted on Sun, May 06, 2012 07:06

LOLOLOL!!! Good you are back GF!! XOXO



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