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Posted on Mon, Nov 07, 2011 09:09

This is another Andyism. I think it kind of goes hand in hand with the other one I posted about women.

 

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!



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Posted on Tue, Dec 13, 2011 07:18

That's right women w ill away's find your true self,

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Posted on Mon, Nov 14, 2011 10:51

Quoting Curious2078:

All of us can be knuckleheads at times, Ray. Men, women... The trick is to recognize when we are being knuckleheads, apologize, and then move on. Oh, isn't that the hardest part for sure. But, you, Ray, on here for sure--I've never seen or read you being a knucklehead. Just, as your username says, a really nice guy. [Not to mention a good-looking guy as well.] Why the heck some gorgeous, good-hearted gal hasn't snapped you up yet, I can't imagine. GO FOR HIM, GALS. RAY IS A CATCH FOR SURE. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR TEMPORARY THRILLS, FORGET IT. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR LIFETIME LOVE--GO GET HIM. HE'S A GOOD POT OF HONEY FOR SURE.

Pat,, That surely is the Key.

 

 I'm blushing by your generous comments. I thank you deeply ! I'm not sure what the problem is exactly finding love,, but as i get older there are a few things I really miss,, and being in love with a woman is definately at the top of that list. ;)



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Posted on Sun, Nov 13, 2011 21:15

Quoting NGL2011:

Pat, I'm amazed all the time what knuckle heads we can be at times,, so one better have a good sense of humor !  LOL


All of us can be knuckleheads at times, Ray. Men, women... The trick is to recognize when we are being knuckleheads, apologize, and then move on. Oh, isn't that the hardest part for sure. But, you, Ray, on here for sure--I've never seen or read you being a knucklehead. Just, as your username says, a really nice guy. [Not to mention a good-looking guy as well.] Why the heck some gorgeous, good-hearted gal hasn't snapped you up yet, I can't imagine. GO FOR HIM, GALS. RAY IS A CATCH FOR SURE. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR TEMPORARY THRILLS, FORGET IT. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR LIFETIME LOVE--GO GET HIM. HE'S A GOOD POT OF HONEY FOR SURE.


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Posted on Thu, Nov 10, 2011 02:18

This is so funny, NGL. Very apt! And Machevilli, that's one I've definitely not heard of before, but very funny! Thanks for sharing guys!


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Posted on Wed, Nov 09, 2011 05:29

Quoting Curious2078:

Ray, who says MM guys are all egotistical jerks who can't laugh at themselves???? Good one, for sure. I'm sitting here LMAO.


Pat, I'm amazed all the time what knuckle heads we can be at times,, so one better have a good sense of humor !  LOL



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Posted on Tue, Nov 08, 2011 20:50

Quoting machevilli:

NG, Good stuff I couldn't stop laughing, reminds me of something someone once told me, men are like snowstorms you never know how long they're going to last, nor how many inches you're going to get.


Now, that's one I have never heard before. LMAO again. Glad I checked in tonight. I needed all these laughs.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 08, 2011 20:49

Quoting NGL2011:

This is another Andyism. I think it kind of goes hand in hand with the other one I posted about women.

 

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!



Ray, who says MM guys are all egotistical jerks who can't laugh at themselves???? Good one, for sure. I'm sitting here LMAO.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 08, 2011 19:39

MACHEVILLI!! WHY I'M SHOCKED I SAY!! SIMPLY SHOCKED!!

*good one~~ ;)



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Posted on Tue, Nov 08, 2011 04:29

Quoting machevilli:

NG, Good stuff I couldn't stop laughing, reminds me of something someone once told me, men are like snowstorms you never know how long they're going to last, nor how many inches you're going to get.


mach,,good one thanks for sharing !  LOL



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Posted on Mon, Nov 07, 2011 15:41

NG, Good stuff I couldn't stop laughing, reminds me of something someone once told me, men are like snowstorms you never know how long they're going to last, nor how many inches you're going to get.


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Posted on Mon, Nov 07, 2011 11:14

Quoting Hoping4Love2000:

I remember that one too NGL!! Keep 'um coming! We can use a "good" laugh around here!! :)



Hope,,come on girl,,we should always be laughing,, especially around here !   ;)



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Posted on Mon, Nov 07, 2011 09:44

I remember that one too NGL!! Keep 'um coming! We can use a "good" laugh around here!! :)



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