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Posted on Sat, Nov 05, 2011 17:32

I personally think this is some of his best work. I know it's been posted before by someone, but since Andy is now past on, I just felt like posting it again. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do, but don't get hung up on the ages he uses.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Andy Rooney says:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As I grow in age, I value
older women most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An older woman will never wake you in the
middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care
what you think.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An older woman knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she
wants and from whom. Few women past the age
of 40 give a damn what you might think about her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An older single woman usually has had her fill
of "meaningful relationships" and "commitment."
The last thing she needs in her life is
another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Older women are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in
the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
if they think they can get away with it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Most older women cook well. They care about
cleanliness and are generous with praise, often undeserved.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce
you to her women friends. A younger woman with
a man will often ignore even her best friend
because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Older women couldn't care less.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older
woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Her libido's stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone.
Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal
and she's lived long enough to know how to please
a man in ways her daughter could never dream of.
(Young men, you have something to look forward to.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Older women are forthright and honest.
They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you
are acting like one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coifed babe of 40
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22 year
old waitress.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ladies, I apologize for all of us.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That men are genetically inferior is no secret.
Count your blessings that we die off at a far
younger age, leaving you the best part of your
lives to appreciate the exquisite woman you've
become, without the distraction of some demanding
old man clinging and whining his way into your serenity."

 

 

 

 



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Posted on Thu, Nov 17, 2011 12:50

Nice one, NGL! Thank you. "People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe." Andy Rooney R.I.P.


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Posted on Sat, Nov 05, 2011 19:54

Wow, this is good stuff! What a great writer! I gracefully look forward to that age! May his sould rest in peace. Thanks for sharing NGL.


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Posted on Sat, Nov 05, 2011 17:50

NG Thank you for the post. I hadn't read it before, loved it. I've been a fan of his for longer than I can remember. R.I.P. Andy Rooney


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Posted on Sat, Nov 05, 2011 17:47

I LOVED that one NGL!!! That was one of my faves too!!

 

He really had a special way about him..

 

There will never be one quite the same...

 

He (and his wit) will be dearly missed!!

 

THANKS for posting!

 

RIP Andy!!



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