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Posted on Fri, Sep 09, 2011 19:13

You think Karma is a B*tch! You haven't seen anything yet! Meet Oxytocin; a woman’s greatest dream or her worst nightmare. You haven’t heard of her? Some says she’s Karma’s twin sister, separated at birth. You can tell she’s related to Karma, because she is fun one day, but you hate her, the next. She’s the type of sistah who will play with your emotions and romance you, but then come back to bite you in the backside. Others say she is the devil, disguised as an angel. Truly, a celestial being from Hell!

 

So just who is she? And why do women need to beware? Do men need to fear her also? Allow me to elaborate.

 

Oxytocin is a chemical released during physical contact. This includes hugging, kissing and touching.  And oh yes, SEX! Women release large amounts of this 'cuddle hormone' during intercourse. It is in fact, what bonds a woman to a man.

 

Have you ever wondered why a woman can be so attached to a moronic loony tune? Have you seen the ones who chase after thugged-out miscreants? What about the educated woman who runs behind the low-down dirty, rotten scoundrel?  She has been smitten by the devil called Oxytocin.

 

It seems like an enigma, but in fact it’s a known truth.  A woman who has sexual contact with a man is wired to bond with him, rather she wants to or not. That’s why some women have cravings and can’t shake the addiction. She feels like she can’t live without him, because her brain and hormones told her that. Her prognosis is good, though. The best defense against large doses of oxytocin is the same as all chemically induced substance addictions; detoxification! 

 

Sure, a woman suffering from large doses of oxytocin behaves like a fiend -out sex addict, but she can’t help herself. She has ingested a ginormous amount of the sexually-induced hormone. She needs to run to rehab, pronto! The man may thank her for it and she might even thank herself.  

 

She needs to rush into detox fast, because unless she and he are both prepared for a long-term committed relationship, she is probably wearing him out with the incessant phone calls, twenty-one questions and late night romps in the hay. He might like it at first, but ladies beware, every man is not worth bonding with! You must decide which is.

 

While his love potion may be intoxicating, oxytocin will come back to bite you in the buttocks. She will make you wish you never tasted of her, because you crave her like a cracked-out drug fiend. If your man is not into you, you need intervention.

 

Instead of following after him like a zombified nincompoop, bereft of your God-given senses, ask yourself: does he love me? Will he make a good father and loving provider? If we procreate, can I deal with him for the next eighteen years? Will I be able to put up with him vicariously through our children for the rest of their natural-born lives? If your answer is a resounding, “No!” get a grip! Get help immediately! You need to detox and get him and that evil heifer, oxytocin out of your system!

 

By the way, what is detox? It is abstaining from sex for a period of time, until you are void of any "toxins" associated with unhealthy bonding. You must abstain, even though you will have withdrawals. Relationship experts advise thirty to ninety days, depending upon the dosage ingested. Some women have reported needing up to a year, but that’s an extreme case.

 

The first step to getting help is admitting you have a problem. Next comes doing something about it. Detox is a good starting point. This means you withdraw from all sexual contact until he is out of your system. Your brain, your man, and your va ja jay will certainly thank you for it.

 

If you have met oxytocin and found her to be an unwanted guest, evict her at once! She can be trouble. She will romance you on Tuesday, but come back to haunt you on Friday. Unless you care to entertain her, go to rehab immediately. Detox is in order!

 

Men, don't get too comfortable, you release oxytocin too, just not in large doses like we women. However, please be advised that when your lady friend is hooked on the Big O, unless you are prepared to deal, my good friend Oxytocin can bite you in the backside too.

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, deal with Oxytocin at your discretion; and always use wisdom and precaution.

 

Now back to your regularly scheduled program...



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Posted on Tue, Oct 11, 2011 00:24

HI JENKNE... So good to see you! HILARIOUS and INFORMATIVE blog!! No mam.. Please do NOT take my comment out of context.. (or ANYONE for this matter) I was merely "sharing" that I have had my own issues with.. of a sexual nature... (molestation as child.. mother turned head.. then denied in much later years, LIFETIME of making poor sexual choices...yada yada..) So I was merely asking others.. DON'T JUDGE ME... because I am admitting to having "sexual issues"... I merely used over weight because obesity is an EPIDEMIC that encompasses 67% of Americans... so felt "Hey, if you (not YOU.. but anyone) wants to judge me on my funny comments regarding SEX... and I've also written blogs on cheating.. GUILTY here...) well I was merely trying to share exactly what you stated.. I do NOT judge... just don't want others to judge my sexuality harshly as I have openly admitted it is something I am working on... AND.. OBESITY is such a danger in our society... It is crumbling out health care system more than cancer!! (because of all the other illnesses that go with it..) I am certified in the medical field and fully aware "some" have thyroid issues, etc.. but for the majority of over weight.. This does not hold true.... It is a very SMALL amount of ones who cannot control their weight... So No mam.. I meant no judgment or disrespect at all.. My apologies... My HUMOR was just stating... I'm going to choose the "BIG O" over a burger.. Again.. my apologies.. certainly NOT what I had meant anyone to interpret! I'm a nice girl... mostly... Just possibly been a little "too nice" to too many men... Because of.. the BIG O! LOLOL


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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2011 14:26

Bwahahahahaaha!! That battery might be just a wee bit too large for me... (even though I've popped out 3 kids!) LOL LoVe IT!! Ya got me! ;)


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Posted on Wed, Sep 21, 2011 14:51

Quoting Hoping4Love2000:

hEY LIV AND SISTA.. Da "HOPING PRINCESS" is doing fine.... But i swear ... every time after I read this post... I start lookin for batteries??? Bwahahahaha!!!


Hopping 4 Luv satisfaction guaranteed indeed...lol

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Posted on Sun, Sep 18, 2011 19:34

hEY LIV AND SISTA.. Da "HOPING PRINCESS" is doing fine.... But i swear ... every time after I read this post... I start lookin for batteries??? Bwahahahaha!!!


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Posted on Sat, Sep 17, 2011 05:28

Quoting Hoping4Love2000:

OH SHIT! NOW THERE'S PICTURES!! Bwahahahaha!! ;)


Did you notice that in the picture, the babe is on red hot fire, but the guy is still blue? Blasted large doses of Oxytocin, I bet that explains it - he he heeeee! How have you been, Hoping? Hope great!


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Posted on Fri, Sep 16, 2011 15:48

Quoting Hoping4Love2000:

SISTA! Is this YOUR book you wrote? I looked it up but found this blog... What is your book and yes.. I will def be buying it!! I know a real author! I'm almost important! CONGRATS TO YOU LADY FRIEND!! XO


Awww, sister! You are too kind! Thank you. It will be available next week.



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Posted on Fri, Sep 16, 2011 00:51

Quoting DONTFITMOLD:

A We Some = Attention to Good Practices


This is beautiful! I love it! :)



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Posted on Thu, Sep 15, 2011 08:46

SISTA! Is this YOUR book you wrote? I looked it up but found this blog... What is your book and yes.. I will def be buying it!! I know a real author! I'm almost important! CONGRATS TO YOU LADY FRIEND!! XO


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Posted on Thu, Sep 15, 2011 07:51

Quoting machevilli:

Here I go again not taking CG's advice as I very slowly enter the room. Sorry CG, but I have never, ever laughed so hard in my entire life. Yes, I know this serious stuff, but I LOVE the attitude all you ladies bring to the table. Oh my God, I'm still laughing at some of the comments. Sistercounselor, Please, what is the name of the BOOK, I have got to read it. I may not be the sharpest pencil in the draw, but I'm always looking to expand my knowledge. To everyone in the room THANK YOU, great stuff. Hoping I wish I had some of your knowledge years ago, it would have saved me a lot of time and energy. Now I know what she meant when she said I had the magic touch, lol.


Hello Love! I'm glad you got a kick out of the ladies in the room. We love a man who enjoys are jokes and attitude. ;-)

 

the BOOK is called Become the Person You Wish to Attract, my dear. It should be available on Amazon Kindle next week.

 

I'm sure you do indeed possess the magic touch. Not every man has it. But God bless the man who does. And God HELP the woman who is touched by such man. She will need it! Wink Wink.

 

Have a fabulous day, Sir Macheveilli! Chat with you soon!

 

 



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Posted on Wed, Sep 14, 2011 22:43

OH SHIT! NOW THERE'S PICTURES!! Bwahahahaha!! ;)


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Posted on Wed, Sep 14, 2011 18:56

A We Some = Attention to Good Practices

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Posted on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 09:59

Quoting allyours777:

Nothing beats a good orgasm,


Hell yeah!!! Lol. Nothing beats a good orgasm.

Some of us have to be careful what happens once we get that AWESOME orgasm. Lol. ;-)



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Posted on Mon, Sep 12, 2011 21:38

Quoting alana55:

Totally agreeing with you Sistercounselor. What is even worst - oxytocin can be released only at the thought of hugging, kissing and touching that loved one. I will recommend everyone - male or female - to read "The Female Brain" by Louann Brizendine, MD. Gets a very good insight about the female world.



Have read that book. I would suggest also another book, "The Essential Difference: The Truth About The Male and Female Brain, by Simon Baron-Cohen. Another pespective. The books don't disagree. They round out and reinforce each other.


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Posted on Sun, Sep 11, 2011 09:19

Here I go again not taking CG's advice as I very slowly enter the room. Sorry CG, but I have never, ever laughed so hard in my entire life. Yes, I know this serious stuff, but I LOVE the attitude all you ladies bring to the table. Oh my God, I'm still laughing at some of the comments. Sistercounselor, Please, what is the name of the BOOK, I have got to read it. I may not be the sharpest pencil in the draw, but I'm always looking to expand my knowledge. To everyone in the room THANK YOU, great stuff. Hoping I wish I had some of your knowledge years ago, it would have saved me a lot of time and energy. Now I know what she meant when she said I had the magic touch, lol.


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Posted on Sun, Sep 11, 2011 06:53

SISTA.. I will have you know.. I TRY to listen to the "voiceS within" myself as well.... BUT THEY NEVER AGREE ON ANYTHING!! Bwahahahaha!! 4 years!!! 4 years!!! Not happening here... I tried it once and didn't like it! LOL I prefer to consider myself a little Princess that spends time going around assisting mankind in good health and good cheer... It is a PROVEN FACT.. men who have more sex LIVE LONGER... So .. I try to "take one" for the opposing team" now and again!! HeeHeeHee~~


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Posted on Sun, Sep 11, 2011 06:33

Quoting Livnlov:

SisterCounsellor! LMAO!!!!!!! The only trouble here is that my own system works in the reverse! So what do I do lololololol?!!! Actually not funny at all. Like Alana stated the big O can be released even at the thought of the act or its associated preambles. But what you don't know is that it can also be released due to prolonged abstinence! The body starts to miss that familiar wonderful feeling, but hey you're not in a relationship and there's no one to help out and you're too morally decent to do the odd one-nighter - so what do you do? It is pure hell on earth! Mine lasted for many weeks, I looked at some fine specimens (cops, firemen, well dressed men in suits etc - and I do not usually notice/drool over these before) like a hungry lioness viewing some large chunks of fresh meat that were just a tad out of reach! The only true cure is to go get some and get the shit outta your system or if you are religious go fasting and praying! Don't ask me which option I choose - won't kiss and tell (wink, wink) lolol! Ohhhh what a relief it was! I pray never to encounter the witch ever again! Phew!!!


Good morning Livnlov!

Oh yes, detox and fasting are the same, in my book. Lol. Girl, I "detoxed" or abstained from sex for 4 years once.  Lawd ham mercay! That was interesting.

Most recently, I did a dating detox for a period of time. No dating; just worked on my self, my issues, and personal growth and development. I emerged totally evolved. I emerged as a vegan, had grown my natural hair free of all chemicals; as spiritual, leaving religion behind, physically fit, totally in touch with my higher self (my true essence) and as a professional writer. I simply had gotten in touch with my true self and learned to love myself and listen to my voice within. Truly a spiritual awakening.

Not that sex is what kept me from evolving, but I had a propensity to look to relationship as an answer for issues within. It wasn't until I stopped focusing on a relationship and what others thought was best for my life that I started truly focusing on self and evolved so dramatically that the love I had developed for myself started attracting good men and fantastic energy and vibes.

But Lawd knows that SEX  can often be a healer in iteself. Yes Lawd! A wonderful perscription! But a sistah had to get rid of that Big O! I totally feel you!



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Posted on Sun, Sep 11, 2011 06:21

Quoting Curious2078:

Oh--right on. Is this from THE BOOK?? Good stuff, Sistah. Good stuff.


Good morning, Curious!

Why thank you so much! Yes, ma'am! Its from THE BOOK. LOL!

Thank you for your inspiration!

 

 



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Posted on Sun, Sep 11, 2011 02:11

@ LIV!!! LMSAO!!! TOO FREAKIN FUNNY!! Our SISTA has turned MM into "The frustrated sexual women's room!" Now LIV.. so far as scoping out the cops, firemen and men in suits... I've done em all at one time or another... Surprisingly.. The COP and the SUIT are TIED for first place! LOL I do love aggressive men! ;) Now as long as we don't have to drag your ass away from the local high schools... You're good to go! LOLOL AND LISTEN PEOPLE... Christian or not.. I say "ABSTINENCE" is highly over-rated!! I tried it once for a YEAR and 9 MONTHS!! Craziest thing I've ever done!! Before then.. The longest I EVER went without was 5 1/2 weeks since I was 16... In fact, I just hopped back on the "O" wagon last November! LOLOL Ooh.. My anniversary is coming up soon.. I must CELEBRATE! WHAT TO DO??? ;) And for anyone questioning my "conquest" cuz I believe in Jesus.. and all that jazz... Look in the mirror first! Are you over-weight at all?? A sin is a sin is a sin.... I just choose SEX over a burger..... any day!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!


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Posted on Sat, Sep 10, 2011 19:21

Oh--right on. Is this from THE BOOK?? Good stuff, Sistah. Good stuff.


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