John, I take it, then, you'll be flying over with me. Very good. We'll have a lovely time indeed. Don't forget to bring sketches of the tattoos you want. This should be grand fun indeed.
I take it that we'll have SOME time for sightseeing. I, for one, want to see Buckingham Palace and Piccadilly Circus--never having been to London before. How about you? Oh, and a trip to Harrods would be a delight--in spite of the fact that it's no longer a real British store.
And do you think we might get the time to visit Stonehenge? Oh, I'd love to see that up close and personal. And how about that famous store, Gladrags? We absolutely must pay a vist to Gladrags for sure.
Hope you agree.
Pat
Quoting attaboy127:
Dearest Tink, Thank you so much for your primary approval. Just so you know, I have top drawer references from some very influental people in the USA and other countries which will be available on demand. Good Golly, I get to be inducted by Miss Molly? Wonderful! Did you notice, she even offered her second seat to me for the flight over. Special skills are best discussed in 'private'--don't ya think? Great, a trip to England for registration and further training/inspection with expectations of coming back to the USA for--you know! As an ex-Naval Aviator, who has many air miles already under his belt-I am ready for this arduous task. Fully compliant with the two or three rules-at the most-for our organization. Just let us know when and where? WE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU! God bless, John
Quoting attaboy127:
Dearest Tink, Thank you so much for your primary approval. Just so you know, I have top drawer references from some very influental people in the USA and other countries which will be available on demand. Good Golly, I get to be inducted by Miss Molly? Wonderful! Did you notice, she even offered her second seat to me for the flight over. Special skills are best discussed in 'private'--don't ya think? Great, a trip to England for registration and further training/inspection with expectations of coming back to the USA for--you know! As an ex-Naval Aviator, who has many air miles already under his belt-I am ready for this arduous task. Fully compliant with the two or three rules-at the most-for our organization. Just let us know when and where? WE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU! God bless, John
John, I take it, then, you'll be flying over with me. Very good. We'll have a lovely time indeed. Don't forget to bring sketches of the tattoos you want. This should be grand fun indeed.
I take it that we'll have SOME time for sightseeing. I, for one, want to see Buckingham Palace and Piccadilly Circus--never having been to London before. How about you? Oh, and a trip to Harrods would be a delight--in spite of the fact that it's no longer a real British store.
And do you think we might get the time to visit Stonehenge? Oh, I'd love to see that up close and personal. And how about that famous store, Gladrags? We absolutely must pay a vist to Gladrags for sure.
Dearest Tink, Thank you so much for your primary approval. Just so you know, I have top drawer references from some very influental people in the USA and other countries which will be available on demand. Good Golly, I get to be inducted by Miss Molly? Wonderful! Did you notice, she even offered her second seat to me for the flight over. Special skills are best discussed in 'private'--don't ya think? Great, a trip to England for registration and further training/inspection with expectations of coming back to the USA for--you know! As an ex-Naval Aviator, who has many air miles already under his belt-I am ready for this arduous task. Fully compliant with the two or three rules-at the most-for our organization. Just let us know when and where? WE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU! God bless, John
Dearest Tink,
Thank you so much for your primary approval. Just so you know, I have top drawer references from some very influental people in the USA and other countries which will be available on demand.
Good Golly, I get to be inducted by Miss Molly? Wonderful! Did you notice, she even offered her second seat to me for the flight over.
Special skills are best discussed in 'private'--don't ya think? Great, a trip to England for registration and further training/inspection with expectations of coming back to the USA for--you know!
As an ex-Naval Aviator, who has many air miles already under his belt-I am ready for this arduous task. Fully compliant with the two or three rules-at the most-for our organization.
Just let us know when and where? WE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU!
God bless,
John
John, why don't you fly over to England with me? I've already booked two first class seats for me alone so I won't be bothered by a seat mate I don't like. You could take that second seat. We could spend of the hours flying comparing drawings for the tattoos we'd like to get.
Quoting attaboy127:
Dearest Tink, I believe I am well qualified to take many of the tests required by your government so that I could be in line for numbers: 1, 3, 8 and 9. Since some of the others do NOT require a test, I would be most happy to fill in during my off times--if any? Can't wait to officially use my new passport. Will I need a Visa of some sort to stay? After all, I would hate to travel all that way and then have to leave after 6-12 months of faithful service on the job. What colors have you used to keep it calm? Can't have really loud colors to upset the clients mental state. Anxiously awaiting the exact times to reserve a seat on a British Airways flight from Boston. Please do NOT forget me in the rush! John
Quoting attaboy127:
Dearest Tink, I believe I am well qualified to take many of the tests required by your government so that I could be in line for numbers: 1, 3, 8 and 9. Since some of the others do NOT require a test, I would be most happy to fill in during my off times--if any? Can't wait to officially use my new passport. Will I need a Visa of some sort to stay? After all, I would hate to travel all that way and then have to leave after 6-12 months of faithful service on the job. What colors have you used to keep it calm? Can't have really loud colors to upset the clients mental state. Anxiously awaiting the exact times to reserve a seat on a British Airways flight from Boston. Please do NOT forget me in the rush! John
John, why don't you fly over to England with me? I've already booked two first class seats for me alone so I won't be bothered by a seat mate I don't like. You could take that second seat. We could spend of the hours flying comparing drawings for the tattoos we'd like to get.
Quoting Ms. Tink: "Dear Molly Munch, Thank you for your application and input. Naturally all ex T&G members will recieve a little something... im thinking of a small tatoo on the butt with the company logo ... three intertwining Ts held over a scalpel. Good idea no?" Etc., etc., etc...."
Oh, dear Tink, I'm so relieved to know that you consider us loyal T&G members worthy of special consideration.
I must say I'm not pleased with 3T's allowing illegal drugs on the premises, but that's just me. I do, however, foresee problems arising when the "snort-heads" start demanding more than is their due. Those of us visiting 3T's to relax and enjoy the experience in peace just might be harassed by nose-candy addicts who can't keep from trying to impose their will and opinions on the rest of us. A common problem with nose-candy addicts, for sure.
All that aside, I'm delighted that Tink's Tuck & Tattoo Parlour is now open.
[BTW: I think one of the qualifiers for admittance to the 3T's should be that anyone from any country, a native speaker of any language, should be able to spell "Parlour" properly as it is spelled in England, since in England is where we will all be. This would eliminate riffraff who haven't enough class to bother doing what is commonly known as: "When in Rome, do what the Romans do." Just a suggestion.]
As for the butt tattoo, it could be quite "delicious." But I would have to postpone such needling until AFTER the butt lift to see where it would look best--and not show except in the most intimate of circumstances. I am, afterall, quite a conservative woman. In spite of the feats I regularly performed at T&G's. But, that was a unique experience. And everything I did there outside of my character can be blamed on GentlyWoman. She was so connivingly manipulative, as we all know. [ROFLMAO]
And all that aside, I have my list of tucks and tattoos ready. Please do let me know where to send that list so the surgeons and artistes can be ready for my arrival. I'm expecting a total transformation. When my time at 3Ts is done, I expect to look like an entirely new woman. One even I won't recognize when I look in the mirror.
Molly Munch
P.S. I've booked my flight to London for next Friday. Not this coming Friday; for June 17th. I will be arriving at Heathrow at 2:14pm London time, if ETA turns out to be correct. Please have a 3Ts limo waiting as I will have 5 large bags of luggage as well as one humongous carryon. Not to mention my body in the BEFORE state. And, of course, a gorgeous American gift for you from the Colonies. I can't tell you what it is, but limit your imagination to what Tiffany & Co. can supply.
Thank you so much for opening Tink's Tuck & Tattoo Parlour. The world has been so awfully in need of this establishment. You should be commended for this work for sure. In fact, Queen Elizabeth ought to make you "Dame."
That's all for now. I'm off to start deciding what to pack. OH: And when I'm done with all my tucks and tattoos, I will want a personal shopper to help me out with purchases at Glad Rags for sure. One can't get made over to the best advantage without then attiring oneself in gladrags to match.
So grateful,
Molly Munch
Quoting Ms. Tink: "Dear Molly Munch,
Thank you for your application and input.
Naturally all ex T&G members will recieve a little something... im thinking of a small tatoo on the butt with the company logo ... three intertwining Ts held over a scalpel. Good idea no?"
Etc., etc., etc...."
Oh, dear Tink, I'm so relieved to know that you consider us loyal T&G members worthy of special consideration.
I must say I'm not pleased with 3T's allowing illegal drugs on the premises, but that's just me. I do, however, foresee problems arising when the "snort-heads" start demanding more than is their due. Those of us visiting 3T's to relax and enjoy the experience in peace just might be harassed by nose-candy addicts who can't keep from trying to impose their will and opinions on the rest of us. A common problem with nose-candy addicts, for sure.
All that aside, I'm delighted that Tink's Tuck & Tattoo Parlour is now open.
[BTW: I think one of the qualifiers for admittance to the 3T's should be that anyone from any country, a native speaker of any language, should be able to spell "Parlour" properly as it is spelled in England, since in England is where we will all be. This would eliminate riffraff who haven't enough class to bother doing what is commonly known as: "When in Rome, do what the Romans do." Just a suggestion.]
As for the butt tattoo, it could be quite "delicious." But I would have to postpone such needling until AFTER the butt lift to see where it would look best--and not show except in the most intimate of circumstances. I am, afterall, quite a conservative woman. In spite of the feats I regularly performed at T&G's. But, that was a unique experience. And everything I did there outside of my character can be blamed on GentlyWoman. She was so connivingly manipulative, as we all know. [ROFLMAO]
And all that aside, I have my list of tucks and tattoos ready. Please do let me know where to send that list so the surgeons and artistes can be ready for my arrival. I'm expecting a total transformation. When my time at 3Ts is done, I expect to look like an entirely new woman. One even I won't recognize when I look in the mirror.
Molly Munch
P.S. I've booked my flight to London for next Friday. Not this coming Friday; for June 17th. I will be arriving at Heathrow at 2:14pm London time, if ETA turns out to be correct. Please have a 3Ts limo waiting as I will have 5 large bags of luggage as well as one humongous carryon. Not to mention my body in the BEFORE state. And, of course, a gorgeous American gift for you from the Colonies. I can't tell you what it is, but limit your imagination to what Tiffany & Co. can supply.
Thank you so much for opening Tink's Tuck & Tattoo Parlour. The world has been so awfully in need of this establishment. You should be commended for this work for sure. In fact, Queen Elizabeth ought to make you "Dame."
That's all for now. I'm off to start deciding what to pack. OH: And when I'm done with all my tucks and tattoos, I will want a personal shopper to help me out with purchases at Glad Rags for sure. One can't get made over to the best advantage without then attiring oneself in gladrags to match.
Dear Kate, for the time being all monies are being ploughed back into the business LESS my running and entertainment costs. These include the supply of drugs , alcohol and Jimmy Choo shoes to the club. Im looking for a good accountant to cook the books.. AHEM, excuse me manage the accounts, Know anybody?
I think, Bernie Madoff's accountant would be good, if he is available. lol
Quoting Tinkerbelle:
Dear Kate, for the time being all monies are being ploughed back into the business LESS my running and entertainment costs. These include the supply of drugs , alcohol and Jimmy Choo shoes to the club. Im looking for a good accountant to cook the books.. AHEM, excuse me manage the accounts, Know anybody?
I think, Bernie Madoff's accountant would be good, if he is available. lol
Well, Tink, you left off one very important job, essential to satisfied customers (and the customers of those customers, if you know what I mean (wink, wink.)
Someone should do real quality control on the work done. Those factory rebuilt boobs and posteriors are going to have to be test driven to ensure look, fit, style, function, sensitivity AND durability. While a feel and test is referenced in your statements above, I feel this is far too cursory an inspection for an end product bearing YOUR trademark. So I would like to apply for the position (several, actually::)) of giving these customers an exemplary after-care experience. I would even go so far as to offer extended lifetime bumper-to-bumper testing and maintenance.
I promise you, when I am finishing a test drive they will be screaming your name. (Well, somebody's name, anyway. I would hope as a franchise employee, you would grant me some poetic license in this matter. As a side note, I would suggest you check into trademark registration for "Big Daddy" & "Go, Santa.") :):)
Regarding the tattoos, I would think a tramp stamp saying, "Tested by Inspector # 1 (me, natch :)) of Tink's" would go a long way to instill confidence in the user (since he often pays for these type improvements.) You could ink your own name on the male parts to guarantee that they have likewise passed a very hard inspection.
As you can see, I am always a company man, thinking only of what is best for the shop. :)
-CG-
Well, Tink, you left off one very important job, essential to satisfied customers (and the customers of those customers, if you know what I mean (wink, wink.)
Someone should do real quality control on the work done. Those factory rebuilt boobs and posteriors are going to have to be test driven to ensure look, fit, style, function, sensitivity AND durability. While a feel and test is referenced in your statements above, I feel this is far too cursory an inspection for an end product bearing YOUR trademark. So I would like to apply for the position (several, actually::)) of giving these customers an exemplary after-care experience. I would even go so far as to offer extended lifetime bumper-to-bumper testing and maintenance.
I promise you, when I am finishing a test drive they will be screaming your name. (Well, somebody's name, anyway. I would hope as a franchise employee, you would grant me some poetic license in this matter. As a side note, I would suggest you check into trademark registration for "Big Daddy" & "Go, Santa.") :):)
Regarding the tattoos, I would think a tramp stamp saying, "Tested by Inspector # 1 (me, natch :)) of Tink's" would go a long way to instill confidence in the user (since he often pays for these type improvements.) You could ink your own name on the male parts to guarantee that they have likewise passed a very hard inspection.
As you can see, I am always a company man, thinking only of what is best for the shop. :)
Dear 4Ws do not be so hasty. I am well aware of your special skills. Ones which will go down well with the members of the 3Ts. However these matters are best discussed in private no? So come and see me and Ill take a good look at your CV [wink]
Dear 4Ws do not be so hasty. I am well aware of your special skills. Ones which will go down well with the members of the 3Ts. However these matters are best discussed in private no? So come and see me and Ill take a good look at your CV [wink]
Dear Kate, for the time being all monies are being ploughed back into the business LESS my running and entertainment costs. These include the supply of drugs , alcohol and Jimmy Choo shoes to the club. Im looking for a good accountant to cook the books.. AHEM, excuse me manage the accounts, Know anybody?
Dear Kate, for the time being all monies are being ploughed back into the business LESS my running and entertainment costs. These include the supply of drugs , alcohol and Jimmy Choo shoes to the club. Im looking for a good accountant to cook the books.. AHEM, excuse me manage the accounts, Know anybody?
Dear John thankyou for your application. I take it you have good references? Miss Molly munch will induct you into the club then I will personally oversee your first few treatments to see if you pass muster. Tell me are there any 'special' skills you have which you might like to tell us about? As for the BA ticket im just about to close the deal on a franchising idea to export the club US wide... what do you think? You are going to be a very busy boy... but then, just think of all those air miles!
Dear John thankyou for your application. I take it you have good references? Miss Molly munch will induct you into the club then I will personally oversee your first few treatments to see if you pass muster. Tell me are there any 'special' skills you have which you might like to tell us about? As for the BA ticket im just about to close the deal on a franchising idea to export the club US wide... what do you think? You are going to be a very busy boy... but then, just think of all those air miles!
Dear Molly Munch, Thankyou for your application and input. Naturally all ex T&G members will recieve a little something... im thinking of a small tatoo on the butt with the company logo ... three intertwining Ts held over a scalpel. Good idea no? Of course all new members will recieve a graphic dvd with excerpts from treatments across the board all carried out on lifesize rubber dolls. Members can see the vivid colours of the tatoos and marvel at the smoothness of the fake skin after laser surgery!!!! Who could not fail to be impressed. Naturally I am my own best advert and on request I will send all prospective members a signed photograph!!!!! All sucessful applicants must pay in cash to a numbered account in Switzerland and on receipt of the money will receive a complimentary gift bag to include skin creams champagne and a booklet containing all the latest tatoo designs and a map to show just where would be best to place them. The 3Ts parlour will be proud to offer complimentary drinks day and night , some soft drugs and unlimited use of the slot machines in reception. NO crack cocaine is to be used before midnight as it interferes with the surgeons concentration. Allready the queue is forming outside and the services of our resident shrink are booked up two months in advance. We have had requests from those currently using an iv line to have champagne instead of saline. Im putting this idea out to a forum so that members can decide for themselves During the day there will be a fully loaded sushi and dim sum trolley circulating and only the 3Ts specially bottled wines and spirits will be served. Guests of members are allowed but only if they are able to add to our quite considerable range of services on offer. Now, what was it you said your special friend can do for you? Just testing in case we can use him in the clinic itself All are welcome especially the perverts as they can double as evening entertainment for the other members and staff. This invitation should suit 4Ws well as we all know what hes like Molly let me take this opportunity to welcome you into the 3Ts Bring a bottle and lets get nipped and tucked!
Dear Molly Munch,
Thankyou for your application and input.
Naturally all ex T&G members will recieve a little something... im thinking of a small tatoo on the butt with the company logo ... three intertwining Ts held over a scalpel. Good idea no?
Of course all new members will recieve a graphic dvd with excerpts from treatments across the board all carried out on lifesize rubber dolls. Members can see the vivid colours of the tatoos and marvel at the smoothness of the fake skin after laser surgery!!!! Who could not fail to be impressed. Naturally I am my own best advert and on request I will send all prospective members a signed photograph!!!!!
All sucessful applicants must pay in cash to a numbered account in Switzerland and on receipt of the money will receive a complimentary gift bag to include skin creams champagne and a booklet containing all the latest tatoo designs and a map to show just where would be best to place them.
The 3Ts parlour will be proud to offer complimentary drinks day and night , some soft drugs and unlimited use of the slot machines in reception. NO crack cocaine is to be used before midnight as it interferes with the surgeons concentration.
Allready the queue is forming outside and the services of our resident shrink are booked up two months in advance.
We have had requests from those currently using an iv line to have champagne instead of saline. Im putting this idea out to a forum so that members can decide for themselves
During the day there will be a fully loaded sushi and dim sum trolley circulating and only the 3Ts specially bottled wines and spirits will be served.
Guests of members are allowed but only if they are able to add to our quite considerable range of services on offer. Now, what was it you said your special friend can do for you? Just testing in case we can use him in the clinic itself
All are welcome especially the perverts as they can double as evening entertainment for the other members and staff.
This invitation should suit 4Ws well as we all know what hes like
Molly let me take this opportunity to welcome you into the 3Ts Bring a bottle and lets get nipped and tucked!
Dearest Tink, I believe I am well qualified to take many of the tests required by your government so that I could be in line for numbers: 1, 3, 8 and 9. Since some of the others do NOT require a test, I would be most happy to fill in during my off times--if any? Can't wait to officially use my new passport. Will I need a Visa of some sort to stay? After all, I would hate to travel all that way and then have to leave after 6-12 months of faithful service on the job. What colors have you used to keep it calm? Can't have really loud colors to upset the clients mental state. Anxiously awaiting the exact times to reserve a seat on a British Airways flight from Boston. Please do NOT forget me in the rush! John
Dearest Tink,
I believe I am well qualified to take many of the tests required by your government so that I could be in line for numbers: 1, 3, 8 and 9. Since some of the others do NOT require a test, I would be most happy to fill in during my off times--if any? Can't wait to officially use my new passport. Will I need a Visa of some sort to stay? After all, I would hate to travel all that way and then have to leave after 6-12 months of faithful service on the job.
What colors have you used to keep it calm? Can't have really loud colors to upset the clients mental state.
Anxiously awaiting the exact times to reserve a seat on a British Airways flight from Boston.
Please do NOT forget me in the rush!
John
Will former T&G's members be receiving discounts? Given our track record for drawing crowds, I think we should.
How do we know your surgeons and artistes are excellent ones if we can't view the results of tucking and tattooing on your first client, you?
Am I correct in assuming the horsiedervies served with the complimentary champagne in the 3Ts lounge will be of the highest culinary quality? Nothing I hate more than waiting for a butt lift while having to salve my salivaries with cheap pigs in blankets and beer nuts.
May I bring my current combination boy toy/housekeeper with me to tend to my various needs? He could prove quite useful to other guests as well because he loves to work, is very obliging no matter how difficult the labor, and never, ever complains about anything except on my behalf.
Oh, and before I forget, here are a couple of truckloads of first-rate sound-proofing insulation for the wax room. No need to thank me--I didn't pay for it. I acquired it most conveniently through nefarious means simply because I could, and I have no need for it at all.
Here's hoping you receive tons of applications for employment and all positions are filled very soon. My last butt lift is beginning to develop a few wrinkles, my 5-year-old jaw line youth-a-fication is sagging, I am desperately in need of a tummy tuck to put an end to shop girls trying to steer me toward the maternity clothes, and I have several tattoos I would like to get that I wouldn't trust anyone to needle into me but artistes you have given an A-1 rating to.
Hoping to share the bubbly and some fine, petite lobster tortes with you soon.
Molly Munch
P.S.: Please don't forget the fresh, organic strawberries for the champagne. It's so disconcerting when that happens, don't you think?
And now for my questions.
Will former T&G's members be receiving discounts? Given our track record for drawing crowds, I think we should.
How do we know your surgeons and artistes are excellent ones if we can't view the results of tucking and tattooing on your first client, you?
Am I correct in assuming the horsiedervies served with the complimentary champagne in the 3Ts lounge will be of the highest culinary quality? Nothing I hate more than waiting for a butt lift while having to salve my salivaries with cheap pigs in blankets and beer nuts.
May I bring my current combination boy toy/housekeeper with me to tend to my various needs? He could prove quite useful to other guests as well because he loves to work, is very obliging no matter how difficult the labor, and never, ever complains about anything except on my behalf.
Oh, and before I forget, here are a couple of truckloads of first-rate sound-proofing insulation for the wax room. No need to thank me--I didn't pay for it. I acquired it most conveniently through nefarious means simply because I could, and I have no need for it at all.
Here's hoping you receive tons of applications for employment and all positions are filled very soon. My last butt lift is beginning to develop a few wrinkles, my 5-year-old jaw line youth-a-fication is sagging, I am desperately in need of a tummy tuck to put an end to shop girls trying to steer me toward the maternity clothes, and I have several tattoos I would like to get that I wouldn't trust anyone to needle into me but artistes you have given an A-1 rating to.
Hoping to share the bubbly and some fine, petite lobster tortes with you soon.
Molly Munch
P.S.: Please don't forget the fresh, organic strawberries for the champagne. It's so disconcerting when that happens, don't you think?
I see one important service that is not listed and it is the most important of all. I really thought you were more sophisticated, more enlightened. I will just have to take my services to a high class establishment elsewhere.
I see one important service that is not listed and it is the most important of all. I really thought you were more sophisticated, more enlightened. I will just have to take my services to a high class establishment elsewhere.
Excellent. Fabulous. I do have a few questions, but I'm strained for time at the moment, so I will post only a quick comment now.
I can't wait to see who the first applicant for boob feeler will be. Also, you will need a butt feeler as well, and I would think Mr. W's will be along any moment now to apply for that job.
Molly Munch
Excellent. Fabulous. I do have a few questions, but I'm strained for time at the moment, so I will post only a quick comment now.
I can't wait to see who the first applicant for boob feeler will be. Also, you will need a butt feeler as well, and I would think Mr. W's will be along any moment now to apply for that job.
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