Roll up Roll up the date is set... the hour is nigh! the toors of the 3 Ts parlour are now Officially open! Its taken me awhile to formulate the exact services we will be offering but here follows a list and judging by my own results im expecting a rush through the doors today. However I do need staff. The positions vacant are as follows 1] A state registered butt lifter 2] A lip plumper 3] a boob feeler and tester [ must be state recognised with plenty of experience] 4] A tatoo artiste who must be able to spell the words mother and death correctly 5] an underarm hair measurer 6] A toenail collector 7] A supplier of quality insulation and sound proofing for the waxroom 8] A well trained masseuse, willing and able to give extras 9] a naked bertender [ well, it is a Tink establishment] 10] Anyone who was a member of T&Gs bar and Grill Ive been nipped tucked, waxed lifted and generally made over I look 20 years younger and nothing like my former self. My pain thresholds have plumeted and I officially have no money left so , roll up roll up the 3 Ts need YOU! I feel though that in this economic climate we also need a marketing strategist and a big beefy bouncer to keep out undesirables. Undesirables please note... you may use the side entrance after hours.
Roll up Roll up the date is set... the hour is nigh! the toors of the 3 Ts parlour are now Officially open!
Its taken me awhile to formulate the exact services we will be offering but here follows a list and judging by my own results im expecting a rush through the doors today.
However I do need staff. The positions vacant are as follows
1] A state registered butt lifter
2] A lip plumper
3] a boob feeler and tester [ must be state recognised with plenty of experience]
4] A tatoo artiste who must be able to spell the words mother and death correctly
5] an underarm hair measurer
6] A toenail collector
7] A supplier of quality insulation and sound proofing for the waxroom
8] A well trained masseuse, willing and able to give extras
9] a naked bertender [ well, it is a Tink establishment]
10] Anyone who was a member of T&Gs bar and Grill
Ive been nipped tucked, waxed lifted and generally made over I look 20 years younger and nothing like my former self. My pain thresholds have plumeted and I officially have no money left so , roll up roll up the 3 Ts need YOU!
I feel though that in this economic climate we also need a marketing strategist and a big beefy bouncer to keep out undesirables.
Undesirables please note... you may use the side entrance after hours.
So glad you got home, John. I had a lot to say here at one point: lost it all to the "cloud." It's out there somewhere, floating around, on someone else's hard drive.
But I don't have the energy or creative impetus to try to recover it. Sorry.
For me, this blog is dead. I'm still suffering awful scars; horrid pains from some of those scars--not to mention some really, really wierd re-configurations of my face that make me look like nobody I've ever known or would want to know.
So....I'm out of here. Goodbye, my friend. At least on here.
Not only will I be busy getting scars removed for the next 2 years, I will be busy trying to get my own face back. Long, long cosmetic surgery haul indeed.
Pat
Quoting attaboy127:
WOW, HOME AT LAST! God bless, JOHN
Quoting attaboy127:
WOW, HOME AT LAST! God bless, JOHN
So glad you got home, John. I had a lot to say here at one point: lost it all to the "cloud." It's out there somewhere, floating around, on someone else's hard drive.
But I don't have the energy or creative impetus to try to recover it. Sorry.
For me, this blog is dead. I'm still suffering awful scars; horrid pains from some of those scars--not to mention some really, really wierd re-configurations of my face that make me look like nobody I've ever known or would want to know.
So....I'm out of here. Goodbye, my friend. At least on here.
Not only will I be busy getting scars removed for the next 2 years, I will be busy trying to get my own face back. Long, long cosmetic surgery haul indeed.
Wow Tink, I cannot thank you enough, however there is still one very small, but challenging problem. I cannot get home to Maine as I am stuck outside this Naval Air Station with not a penny to my name. After arriving in England, I was fined for some such little things that I cannot remember them all. They said they had me on over 112 misdomeaners and above. (Just what did they mean-above what?) Tumbing my way home. Hope one of my kids can get me all the way home. Oh my! I am humbled by your offer Tink about being your Public relations manager. However, I would really rather be in Human Relations. Seems the other got me into trouble the last time. At least in human relations I would have some company-well not company per se-but people you know? (Well, maybe you don't!) Is there an opening in that field within the 3 T's? I really would feel more comfortable. BUT, you are the boss and I will go wherever I am called. (Serious business-you know?) Also hoping I can meet some one very nice and you know--get to know her better. Hope springs eternal. Awaiting an answer while I am on the road. I get to a WiFi place every now and then and someone lets me use their computer. Nice work if you can get it, and you can get it if you try. (Sounds almost good enough to write a song along those lines.......) Better sign off now so you can read this and decide on my fate. (Woe is me!!!!!) God bless, John
Wow Tink,
I cannot thank you enough, however there is still one very small, but challenging problem. I cannot get home to Maine as I am stuck outside this Naval Air Station with not a penny to my name. After arriving in England, I was fined for some such little things that I cannot remember them all. They said they had me on over 112 misdomeaners and above. (Just what did they mean-above what?)
Tumbing my way home. Hope one of my kids can get me all the way home. Oh my!
I am humbled by your offer Tink about being your Public relations manager. However, I would really rather be in Human Relations. Seems the other got me into trouble the last time. At least in human relations I would have some company-well not company per se-but people you know? (Well, maybe you don't!) Is there an opening in that field within the 3 T's? I really would feel more comfortable. BUT, you are the boss and I will go wherever I am called. (Serious business-you know?) Also hoping I can meet some one very nice and you know--get to know her better. Hope springs eternal.
Awaiting an answer while I am on the road. I get to a WiFi place every now and then and someone lets me use their computer. Nice work if you can get it, and you can get it if you try. (Sounds almost good enough to write a song along those lines.......)
Better sign off now so you can read this and decide on my fate. (Woe is me!!!!!)
God bless,
John
We're going home, now, John. We're going home. Not to worry. All will be well.
It's been a bumpy ride, but we'll be back in the States before you know it--and safe and well.
In fact, it's taken me so long to write this, I bet that by now we're not only on USA soil, you are home in Maine, and I'm home in PA, and all is back to normal.
Molly Munch.
Quoting attaboy127:
Dear C & T, Very, very sorry for all this confusion, but I am here now (I think in England) without my white hat or horse. I have been to the Bobbies Station House and tried to see you C. But T, they would not let me even talk to her via the tellie. I am getting despirate and want to find my best seat buddy. After all, it would not be a good idea to abandon her in a foreign land--now would it? My head really does hurt. I wonder why as I only had a couple of pops on the plane over and then in Ireland. Maybe that foreign stuff doesn't agree with me. What a shame! But back to C. Never did find that house you have been talking about. Probably just as well, 'cause I would have made a fool of myself in front of all those beauties. C, I will continue trying to reach you--I promise. THEY can't keep a visiting American from his rounds--can they? Keep a stiff upper and all that and I will be along in a jiffy. (Is that what they call a cab?) God bless, John
Quoting attaboy127:
Dear C & T, Very, very sorry for all this confusion, but I am here now (I think in England) without my white hat or horse. I have been to the Bobbies Station House and tried to see you C. But T, they would not let me even talk to her via the tellie. I am getting despirate and want to find my best seat buddy. After all, it would not be a good idea to abandon her in a foreign land--now would it? My head really does hurt. I wonder why as I only had a couple of pops on the plane over and then in Ireland. Maybe that foreign stuff doesn't agree with me. What a shame! But back to C. Never did find that house you have been talking about. Probably just as well, 'cause I would have made a fool of myself in front of all those beauties. C, I will continue trying to reach you--I promise. THEY can't keep a visiting American from his rounds--can they? Keep a stiff upper and all that and I will be along in a jiffy. (Is that what they call a cab?) God bless, John
We're going home, now, John. We're going home. Not to worry. All will be well.
It's been a bumpy ride, but we'll be back in the States before you know it--and safe and well.
In fact, it's taken me so long to write this, I bet that by now we're not only on USA soil, you are home in Maine, and I'm home in PA, and all is back to normal.
dear all Tink was arrested for one tummy tuck too far and not paying all the bills. LOL actually I ran away to Europe with the deposits for the treatments and forgot to come back. I need a manager!!!! Come back Moll the drinks are on the house. Lets see if we can persuade a few others to play. John Im making you my new head of public relations. What do you think?
dear all Tink was arrested for one tummy tuck too far and not paying all the bills. LOL actually I ran away to Europe with the deposits for the treatments and forgot to come back. I need a manager!!!! Come back Moll the drinks are on the house. Lets see if we can persuade a few others to play. John Im making you my new head of public relations. What do you think?
Dear C & T, Very, very sorry for all this confusion, but I am here now (I think in England) without my white hat or horse. I have been to the Bobbies Station House and tried to see you C. But T, they would not let me even talk to her via the tellie. I am getting despirate and want to find my best seat buddy. After all, it would not be a good idea to abandon her in a foreign land--now would it? My head really does hurt. I wonder why as I only had a couple of pops on the plane over and then in Ireland. Maybe that foreign stuff doesn't agree with me. What a shame! But back to C. Never did find that house you have been talking about. Probably just as well, 'cause I would have made a fool of myself in front of all those beauties. C, I will continue trying to reach you--I promise. THEY can't keep a visiting American from his rounds--can they? Keep a stiff upper and all that and I will be along in a jiffy. (Is that what they call a cab?) God bless, John
Dear C & T,
Very, very sorry for all this confusion, but I am here now (I think in England) without my white hat or horse. I have been to the Bobbies Station House and tried to see you C. But T, they would not let me even talk to her via the tellie. I am getting despirate and want to find my best seat buddy. After all, it would not be a good idea to abandon her in a foreign land--now would it?
My head really does hurt. I wonder why as I only had a couple of pops on the plane over and then in Ireland. Maybe that foreign stuff doesn't agree with me. What a shame!
But back to C. Never did find that house you have been talking about. Probably just as well, 'cause I would have made a fool of myself in front of all those beauties. C, I will continue trying to reach you--I promise. THEY can't keep a visiting American from his rounds--can they?
Keep a stiff upper and all that and I will be along in a jiffy. (Is that what they call a cab?)
God bless,
John
The lights have gone out in this establishment, I've still got an IV drip in my arm for recovery from my last bit of surgery, which hasn't done any dripping lately because the bag is empty, and John still hasn't shown up. So much for what happens to a man's moral fiber after he visits the "Holy Ground" in Ireland.
I'm starting to wonder if there was something illegal about this operation. That would explain why everyone has split and left me alone here in the dark with no heat for the cool nights and no AC for the warm days.
And no bubbly--and no food!!!
Ooops. I hear sirens. They're getting closer and closer and closer. Oh, Lordy, someone seems to be trying to break down the front door with a ramrod.
YIKES!!! It's the Scotland Yard police along with what looks like a dozen or so of the British equivalent of our American swat team members, and a couple of seriously aggressive German Shepherds.
Oh, boy, I hope I can talk my way out of this one. Afterall, I'm the victim here. Aren't I?
"Stop yelling, fellas. My hands are up as far as they can go. I'll tell you everything I know. Just don't let those dogs get any closer. They're looking awfully interested in chewing on my toes, and if you let them do that, they'll ruin my fabulous 3T's pedicure."
See you back in the states, folks, as soon as I can get there. Hopefully, that will be very, very soon.
I probably should have gone with John to the site of the old, no defunked, "Holy Ground." No doubt I'd be sitting at a pub table somewhere in County Cork with him and singing "The Parting Glass" and worrying about nothing at all except where the next Guinness was coming from.
Molly, About To Be Chewed On By Canines, Munch
The lights have gone out in this establishment, I've still got an IV drip in my arm for recovery from my last bit of surgery, which hasn't done any dripping lately because the bag is empty, and John still hasn't shown up. So much for what happens to a man's moral fiber after he visits the "Holy Ground" in Ireland.
I'm starting to wonder if there was something illegal about this operation. That would explain why everyone has split and left me alone here in the dark with no heat for the cool nights and no AC for the warm days.
And no bubbly--and no food!!!
Ooops. I hear sirens. They're getting closer and closer and closer. Oh, Lordy, someone seems to be trying to break down the front door with a ramrod.
YIKES!!! It's the Scotland Yard police along with what looks like a dozen or so of the British equivalent of our American swat team members, and a couple of seriously aggressive German Shepherds.
Oh, boy, I hope I can talk my way out of this one. Afterall, I'm the victim here. Aren't I?
"Stop yelling, fellas. My hands are up as far as they can go. I'll tell you everything I know. Just don't let those dogs get any closer. They're looking awfully interested in chewing on my toes, and if you let them do that, they'll ruin my fabulous 3T's pedicure."
See you back in the states, folks, as soon as I can get there. Hopefully, that will be very, very soon.
I probably should have gone with John to the site of the old, no defunked, "Holy Ground." No doubt I'd be sitting at a pub table somewhere in County Cork with him and singing "The Parting Glass" and worrying about nothing at all except where the next Guinness was coming from.
Oh, John, I can't tell you how sorry I am about that incident on the plane--but it wasn't my fault at all. You had so many airline martinis that you weren't thinking clearly at all--nor were you walking very well. You went to the bathroom and I'm afraid you fell asleep in there with the door locked. I had to get that fellow in the funny looking uniform to help remove you from the bathroom and get you back to your seat.
He was a perfectly normal man. He was simply flying to London for a costume party, and as he had to fly back to the states as soon as the party was to be over, he decided to fly over in his costume. It was a 19th century French Foreign Legion costume. It had belonged to his great, great grandfather and had been stored in a musty attic for decades. That's why it smelled so funny.
Since you apparently did wind up in County Cork, I have to assume you discovered that the once-upon-a-time house of ill-repute, The Holy Ground, is no more. No wonder you're feeling so glum.
But you're safe and sound back in England. If you haven't yet found your way to 3T's, just pop into any fashionable establishment you see on your route and ask them where it is. All the best Londoners know 3T's, and since you have a hand-written invitation from Tink herself, I'm sure any one of the finest people you run into will be more than happy to arrange a ride for you to 3T's front door just to ingratiate themselves with the owner. LOL
See you soon.
Molly Munch
P.S.: Please hurry. The bubbly is running out and Tink is having some trouble getting a shipment in. It seems the packers at the vinyard in France have gone on strike for some obscure reason having to do with free truffles. She might have to get her next shipment of bubbly from a second-rate producer.
Quoting attaboy127:
Dear T & C, Opppssss! County Cork was more than I had expected, but then again--where am I???? Oh yes, I have been hired to plump rumps, firm up lips, galvanize breasts and many somethings else? Wonder how-- actually--why, Curious disappeared on me? The last time I saw her was with that guy wearing a funny looking uniform. Had a big hat too! Oh well, I guess she meant to dump me after the way she treated me on the flight over. Being a gentleman, I will not under any circumstances digress and give YOU any details of that - what do I call it - encounter. Yes, that is really it! An encounter! Have I been dismissed - through no earthly fault of my own? Oh dear me, and I really was counting on counting on! Made a very quick to Florida - in the USA - to go to school for some more training sessions on those valuable required subjects and to get up to snuff-you know! The 2 day course was wonderful and hands on--if you know what I mean? I am back in England, but don't have a clue as to where I am to go? Best wishes and all that, John PS C where are you! I forgive you. Please take me back? J
Quoting attaboy127:
Dear T & C, Opppssss! County Cork was more than I had expected, but then again--where am I???? Oh yes, I have been hired to plump rumps, firm up lips, galvanize breasts and many somethings else? Wonder how-- actually--why, Curious disappeared on me? The last time I saw her was with that guy wearing a funny looking uniform. Had a big hat too! Oh well, I guess she meant to dump me after the way she treated me on the flight over. Being a gentleman, I will not under any circumstances digress and give YOU any details of that - what do I call it - encounter. Yes, that is really it! An encounter! Have I been dismissed - through no earthly fault of my own? Oh dear me, and I really was counting on counting on! Made a very quick to Florida - in the USA - to go to school for some more training sessions on those valuable required subjects and to get up to snuff-you know! The 2 day course was wonderful and hands on--if you know what I mean? I am back in England, but don't have a clue as to where I am to go? Best wishes and all that, John PS C where are you! I forgive you. Please take me back? J
Oh, John, I can't tell you how sorry I am about that incident on the plane--but it wasn't my fault at all. You had so many airline martinis that you weren't thinking clearly at all--nor were you walking very well. You went to the bathroom and I'm afraid you fell asleep in there with the door locked. I had to get that fellow in the funny looking uniform to help remove you from the bathroom and get you back to your seat.
He was a perfectly normal man. He was simply flying to London for a costume party, and as he had to fly back to the states as soon as the party was to be over, he decided to fly over in his costume. It was a 19th century French Foreign Legion costume. It had belonged to his great, great grandfather and had been stored in a musty attic for decades. That's why it smelled so funny.
Since you apparently did wind up in County Cork, I have to assume you discovered that the once-upon-a-time house of ill-repute, The Holy Ground, is no more. No wonder you're feeling so glum.
But you're safe and sound back in England. If you haven't yet found your way to 3T's, just pop into any fashionable establishment you see on your route and ask them where it is. All the best Londoners know 3T's, and since you have a hand-written invitation from Tink herself, I'm sure any one of the finest people you run into will be more than happy to arrange a ride for you to 3T's front door just to ingratiate themselves with the owner. LOL
See you soon.
Molly Munch
P.S.: Please hurry. The bubbly is running out and Tink is having some trouble getting a shipment in. It seems the packers at the vinyard in France have gone on strike for some obscure reason having to do with free truffles. She might have to get her next shipment of bubbly from a second-rate producer.
Dear T & C, Opppssss! County Cork was more than I had expected, but then again--where am I???? Oh yes, I have been hired to plump rumps, firm up lips, galvanize breasts and many somethings else? Wonder how-- actually--why, Curious disappeared on me? The last time I saw her was with that guy wearing a funny looking uniform. Had a big hat too! Oh well, I guess she meant to dump me after the way she treated me on the flight over. Being a gentleman, I will not under any circumstances digress and give YOU any details of that - what do I call it - encounter. Yes, that is really it! An encounter! Have I been dismissed - through no earthly fault of my own? Oh dear me, and I really was counting on counting on! Made a very quick to Florida - in the USA - to go to school for some more training sessions on those valuable required subjects and to get up to snuff-you know! The 2 day course was wonderful and hands on--if you know what I mean? I am back in England, but don't have a clue as to where I am to go? Best wishes and all that, John PS C where are you! I forgive you. Please take me back? J
Dear T & C,
Opppssss! County Cork was more than I had expected, but then again--where am I????
Oh yes, I have been hired to plump rumps, firm up lips, galvanize breasts and many somethings else?
Wonder how-- actually--why, Curious disappeared on me? The last time I saw her was with that guy wearing a funny looking uniform. Had a big hat too! Oh well, I guess she meant to dump me after the way she treated me on the flight over. Being a gentleman, I will not under any circumstances digress and give YOU any details of that - what do I call it - encounter. Yes, that is really it! An encounter!
Have I been dismissed - through no earthly fault of my own? Oh dear me, and I really was counting on counting on! Made a very quick to Florida - in the USA - to go to school for some more training sessions on those valuable required subjects and to get up to snuff-you know! The 2 day course was wonderful and hands on--if you know what I mean?
I am back in England, but don't have a clue as to where I am to go?
Best wishes and all that,
John
PS C where are you! I forgive you. Please take me back? J
Guaranteed British Citizens? Hmm. Given that you mention it, I must assume that means these employees are all of the highest caliber. Though I am a bit suspicious of Hernando. His English is very poor and he keeps gazing southwestward as though he were trying desperately to get a climpse of his native Havana.
I have thought the matter over, while imbibing another magnum of post operative bubbly, as I surely needed numbing--the strawberries were divine, by the way--and I've decided, having checked her butt out, that the masseur's flesh will work very well to plump up my currently plumpless cheeks. Creating large peaches might be going a bit far--wouldn't fit my frame well at all. Something a little less dramatic will do fine--and, of course, without the "fluff." [By fluff I assume you mean peach fuzz. Naturally, no peach fuzz for me. I would loathe having to shave my butt every day.
BTW, where is John/Attaboy? He came over on the plane with me, we had a lovely time, departed the plane together, but once I got in the terminal, I lost him. He was a bit tipsy from all those airline martinis, but he was so looking forward to having work done. I've contacted Scotland Yard, but they refuse to look for him, saying he's just another looney American who has probably skipped over to County Cork in Ireland thinking hell still find the Holy Ground up and running in Cobh.
Poor lad...
Do let me know when he turns up, as I'm sure he will.
Quoting Tinkerbelle:
No Problem Moll. I have a friend, shes currently working at the three Ts as a masseur who has a more than generous butt. All that bumping and grinding... who will, given a little sweetener, donate some of her butt to you. Im thinking something in the shape of a peach? with or without the fluff... however if you were thinking of something a little more robust then Hernando in maintenance will be happy to oblige... what do you think? oh btw just in case you are worried... they have all had their shots and are guaranteed British citizens
Quoting Tinkerbelle:
No Problem Moll. I have a friend, shes currently working at the three Ts as a masseur who has a more than generous butt. All that bumping and grinding... who will, given a little sweetener, donate some of her butt to you. Im thinking something in the shape of a peach? with or without the fluff... however if you were thinking of something a little more robust then Hernando in maintenance will be happy to oblige... what do you think? oh btw just in case you are worried... they have all had their shots and are guaranteed British citizens
Guaranteed British Citizens? Hmm. Given that you mention it, I must assume that means these employees are all of the highest caliber. Though I am a bit suspicious of Hernando. His English is very poor and he keeps gazing southwestward as though he were trying desperately to get a climpse of his native Havana.
I have thought the matter over, while imbibing another magnum of post operative bubbly, as I surely needed numbing--the strawberries were divine, by the way--and I've decided, having checked her butt out, that the masseur's flesh will work very well to plump up my currently plumpless cheeks. Creating large peaches might be going a bit far--wouldn't fit my frame well at all. Something a little less dramatic will do fine--and, of course, without the "fluff." [By fluff I assume you mean peach fuzz. Naturally, no peach fuzz for me. I would loathe having to shave my butt every day.
BTW, where is John/Attaboy? He came over on the plane with me, we had a lovely time, departed the plane together, but once I got in the terminal, I lost him. He was a bit tipsy from all those airline martinis, but he was so looking forward to having work done. I've contacted Scotland Yard, but they refuse to look for him, saying he's just another looney American who has probably skipped over to County Cork in Ireland thinking hell still find the Holy Ground up and running in Cobh.
Poor lad...
Do let me know when he turns up, as I'm sure he will.
No Problem Moll. I have a friend, shes currently working at the three Ts as a masseur who has a more than generous butt. All that bumping and grinding... who will, given a little sweetener, donate some of her butt to you. Im thinking something in the shape of a peach? with or without the fluff... however if you were thinking of something a little more robust then Hernando in maintenance will be happy to oblige... what do you think? oh btw just in case you are worried... they have all had their shots and are guaranteed British citizens
No Problem Moll. I have a friend, shes currently working at the three Ts as a masseur who has a more than generous butt. All that bumping and grinding... who will, given a little sweetener, donate some of her butt to you. Im thinking something in the shape of a peach? with or without the fluff... however if you were thinking of something a little more robust then Hernando in maintenance will be happy to oblige... what do you think? oh btw just in case you are worried... they have all had their shots and are guaranteed British citizens
Dear 4Ws do not be so hasty. I am well aware of your special skills. Ones which will go down well with the members of the 3Ts. However these matters are best discussed in private no? So come and see me and Ill take a good look at your CV [wink]
Of course I would be happy to supply my CV and personal references.. Here is volume 1 of 20...
Quoting Tinkerbelle:
Dear 4Ws do not be so hasty. I am well aware of your special skills. Ones which will go down well with the members of the 3Ts. However these matters are best discussed in private no? So come and see me and Ill take a good look at your CV [wink]
Of course I would be happy to supply my CV and personal references.. Here is volume 1 of 20...
Well, yes, you are correct. I did imbibe too much far too quickly. I didn't know what else to do with pain!!!!
Plus, this is the first I've heard that you took tissue from my butt to fill out my face cheeks. That means that my butt is now not only flat--it implodes!!!! It's sunken! HELP!!!!!!! QUICK!!!!!!
As we speak, I am very slowly indeed sipping champagne as I await your solution to my convex butt problem.
Quoting Tinkerbelle:
miss Munch we are truly sorry you are feeling post operative pain but I have it on good authority that immediately after surgery in which we implanted tissue from your butt to your cheeks you demanded and were given a magnum of 3Ts finest which you proceeded to glug straight from the bottle! Might I say that this was an extremely unwise thing to do as we had on hand three well trained nurses who would have tipped the contents of the bottle directly into your mouth [as usual]Never fear my dear, you are going to look FABULOUS and after you have sampled the delights of the post surgery after party later on you will have ceased to feel anything at all!!!!I believe your next treatment is liposuction? might I suggest a healthy dose of alcohol BEFORE treatment. John will help you get it down your neck lol
Quoting Tinkerbelle:
miss Munch we are truly sorry you are feeling post operative pain but I have it on good authority that immediately after surgery in which we implanted tissue from your butt to your cheeks you demanded and were given a magnum of 3Ts finest which you proceeded to glug straight from the bottle! Might I say that this was an extremely unwise thing to do as we had on hand three well trained nurses who would have tipped the contents of the bottle directly into your mouth [as usual]Never fear my dear, you are going to look FABULOUS and after you have sampled the delights of the post surgery after party later on you will have ceased to feel anything at all!!!!I believe your next treatment is liposuction? might I suggest a healthy dose of alcohol BEFORE treatment. John will help you get it down your neck lol
Well, yes, you are correct. I did imbibe too much far too quickly. I didn't know what else to do with pain!!!!
Plus, this is the first I've heard that you took tissue from my butt to fill out my face cheeks. That means that my butt is now not only flat--it implodes!!!! It's sunken! HELP!!!!!!! QUICK!!!!!!
As we speak, I am very slowly indeed sipping champagne as I await your solution to my convex butt problem.
Oh, I'm so pleased to hear this. And Tink--how did you know? I just adore naked chauffeurs! They make the ride so much more luxurious than it would otherwise be. Especially when they stop for very long, long, long red lights.
The pale blue voluminous chashmere cape sounds totally divine. I'm already swooning from the feel of it on my skin.
The butt lift will be a grand treat indeed. Of course, I will be suffering mightily for several weeks afterward as there is nothing of my butt to actually lift! Flesh from the shelves on my hips will have to be transferred to my butt before any butt lifting can be done.
But I am SOOO excited about the upcoming results. And knowing that 4Ws will be the consultant on this matter--oh, it doesn't get better than that. There is no greater authority on butts than him.
I do hope you're readying the staff for my next round of surgery, however. I want a 26 inch waist [24 would just be pushing it too far for someone my age; I'd look ridiculous] with 36 inch hips and a 42 inch bust. Not too much to ask for, right?
Oh--and looking forward to a consult with the tattoo artistes. I have so many different ideas about what to put where. I keep changing my mind. I'm hoping the experts can help me decide. I do so want to make a loud statement about my sexual availability while remaining thoroughly discreet. Where else could one accomplish such an oxymoronic feat except at the 3T's?
[I forgot to mention how much I love nearly naked butlers. They do SO much for one's appetite for canapes. How clever of you to hire such critters.]
I'm sure I have more to say, but I am in such a swoon over your plans for me, that I can't think clearly about any of it.
Here's to leaving your fabulous salon looking entirely different from the woman I will look like walking into it.
XOXOXO for your fabulous services.
Molly Munch
P.S.: When 3T's is done with me I think I will have to change my name to something far more exotic; far less common sounding. I hereby request--and am willing to accept--any and all suggestions.
Quoting Tinkerbelle:
Dear Moll Dont worry about the drugs and coke heads its all sorted. Its only talcum powder but dont tell anybody. I was going to charge a fortune for it to boost the initial purse on opening. Everything is set for your arrival. Stretch Limo emblazoned with the 3 Ts logo a naked chauffeur and a nearly naked butler just in case theres anything you would need en route. He will be serving 3Ts specially branded premier cru champagne and a selection of quality canapes made by his own fair hands. Please do not worry about your appearance as the butler will be bringing a pale blue voluminous cashmere cape purchased from Gladrags naturally..... to hide whatever needs hiding. Your first butt lift consultation begins immediately on arrival beginning with an interview with 4 Ws who is our resident butt specialist. He will be sure to give you a good going over... just dont over enjoy it as hes a very busy man and his time is obviously limited to one butt at a time.
Quoting Tinkerbelle:
Dear Moll Dont worry about the drugs and coke heads its all sorted. Its only talcum powder but dont tell anybody. I was going to charge a fortune for it to boost the initial purse on opening. Everything is set for your arrival. Stretch Limo emblazoned with the 3 Ts logo a naked chauffeur and a nearly naked butler just in case theres anything you would need en route. He will be serving 3Ts specially branded premier cru champagne and a selection of quality canapes made by his own fair hands. Please do not worry about your appearance as the butler will be bringing a pale blue voluminous cashmere cape purchased from Gladrags naturally..... to hide whatever needs hiding. Your first butt lift consultation begins immediately on arrival beginning with an interview with 4 Ws who is our resident butt specialist. He will be sure to give you a good going over... just dont over enjoy it as hes a very busy man and his time is obviously limited to one butt at a time.
Oh, I'm so pleased to hear this. And Tink--how did you know? I just adore naked chauffeurs! They make the ride so much more luxurious than it would otherwise be. Especially when they stop for very long, long, long red lights.
The pale blue voluminous chashmere cape sounds totally divine. I'm already swooning from the feel of it on my skin.
The butt lift will be a grand treat indeed. Of course, I will be suffering mightily for several weeks afterward as there is nothing of my butt to actually lift! Flesh from the shelves on my hips will have to be transferred to my butt before any butt lifting can be done.
But I am SOOO excited about the upcoming results. And knowing that 4Ws will be the consultant on this matter--oh, it doesn't get better than that. There is no greater authority on butts than him.
I do hope you're readying the staff for my next round of surgery, however. I want a 26 inch waist [24 would just be pushing it too far for someone my age; I'd look ridiculous] with 36 inch hips and a 42 inch bust. Not too much to ask for, right?
Oh--and looking forward to a consult with the tattoo artistes. I have so many different ideas about what to put where. I keep changing my mind. I'm hoping the experts can help me decide. I do so want to make a loud statement about my sexual availability while remaining thoroughly discreet. Where else could one accomplish such an oxymoronic feat except at the 3T's?
[I forgot to mention how much I love nearly naked butlers. They do SO much for one's appetite for canapes. How clever of you to hire such critters.]
I'm sure I have more to say, but I am in such a swoon over your plans for me, that I can't think clearly about any of it.
Here's to leaving your fabulous salon looking entirely different from the woman I will look like walking into it.
XOXOXO for your fabulous services.
Molly Munch
P.S.: When 3T's is done with me I think I will have to change my name to something far more exotic; far less common sounding. I hereby request--and am willing to accept--any and all suggestions.
miss Munch we are truly sorry you are feeling post operative pain but I have it on good authority that immediately after surgery in which we implanted tissue from your butt to your cheeks you demanded and were given a magnum of 3Ts finest which you proceeded to glug straight from the bottle! Might I say that this was an extremely unwise thing to do as we had on hand three well trained nurses who would have tipped the contents of the bottle directly into your mouth [as usual]Never fear my dear, you are going to look FABULOUS and after you have sampled the delights of the post surgery after party later on you will have ceased to feel anything at all!!!!I believe your next treatment is liposuction? might I suggest a healthy dose of alcohol BEFORE treatment. John will help you get it down your neck lol
miss Munch we are truly sorry you are feeling post operative pain but I have it on good authority that immediately after surgery in which we implanted tissue from your butt to your cheeks you demanded and were given a magnum of 3Ts finest which you proceeded to glug straight from the bottle! Might I say that this was an extremely unwise thing to do as we had on hand three well trained nurses who would have tipped the contents of the bottle directly into your mouth [as usual]Never fear my dear, you are going to look FABULOUS and after you have sampled the delights of the post surgery after party later on you will have ceased to feel anything at all!!!!I believe your next treatment is liposuction? might I suggest a healthy dose of alcohol BEFORE treatment. John will help you get it down your neck lol
Dear Moll Dont worry about the drugs and coke heads its all sorted. Its only talcum powder but dont tell anybody. I was going to charge a fortune for it to boost the initial purse on opening. Everything is set for your arrival. Stretch Limo emblazoned with the 3 Ts logo a naked chauffeur and a nearly naked butler just in case theres anything you would need en route. He will be serving 3Ts specially branded premier cru champagne and a selection of quality canapes made by his own fair hands. Please do not worry about your appearance as the butler will be bringing a pale blue voluminous cashmere cape purchased from Gladrags naturally..... to hide whatever needs hiding. Your first butt lift consultation begins immediately on arrival beginning with an interview with 4 Ws who is our resident butt specialist. He will be sure to give you a good going over... just dont over enjoy it as hes a very busy man and his time is obviously limited to one butt at a time.
Dear Moll
Dont worry about the drugs and coke heads its all sorted. Its only talcum powder but dont tell anybody. I was going to charge a fortune for it to boost the initial purse on opening.
Everything is set for your arrival. Stretch Limo emblazoned with the 3 Ts logo a naked chauffeur and a nearly naked butler just in case theres anything you would need en route. He will be serving 3Ts specially branded premier cru champagne and a selection of quality canapes made by his own fair hands. Please do not worry about your appearance as the butler will be bringing a pale blue voluminous cashmere cape purchased from Gladrags naturally..... to hide whatever needs hiding. Your first butt lift consultation begins immediately on arrival beginning with an interview with 4 Ws who is our resident butt specialist. He will be sure to give you a good going over... just dont over enjoy it as hes a very busy man and his time is obviously limited to one butt at a time.
This afternoon I had my naturally flat cheekbones enhanced to make them look more fashionably prominent. I was warned that I would have some pain and swelling afterward, but I wasn't at all prepared for the amount of pain and swelling I experienced--and am still experiencing. The swelling was so extensive,[and still is], the pain so bad, that I couldn't use my mouth properly. In the recovery lounge I had to sip my post-operative champagne through a straw! And I had to give my strawberry to John because I couldn't even begin to put the thing in my mouth much less chew it for the pain.
Please let me know if this is normal pain and suffering ASAP. I need to know soon because if, tomorrow, I'm not able to sip champagne directly from the flute, I will have to sue 3Ts for incompetence.
Molly Munch
P.S.: The physical results of the surgery seem to be fine. I look so unlike myself, it's deliciously unbelievable. Hence, I would only be suing for pain and suffering--if, in fact, that need proves to be true.
Dear Tink:
This afternoon I had my naturally flat cheekbones enhanced to make them look more fashionably prominent. I was warned that I would have some pain and swelling afterward, but I wasn't at all prepared for the amount of pain and swelling I experienced--and am still experiencing. The swelling was so extensive,[and still is], the pain so bad, that I couldn't use my mouth properly. In the recovery lounge I had to sip my post-operative champagne through a straw! And I had to give my strawberry to John because I couldn't even begin to put the thing in my mouth much less chew it for the pain.
Please let me know if this is normal pain and suffering ASAP. I need to know soon because if, tomorrow, I'm not able to sip champagne directly from the flute, I will have to sue 3Ts for incompetence.
Molly Munch
P.S.: The physical results of the surgery seem to be fine. I look so unlike myself, it's deliciously unbelievable. Hence, I would only be suing for pain and suffering--if, in fact, that need proves to be true.
John I am compiling a training manual to be explained to you by Miss Munch. Im sure on the flight over you will be inducted thoroughly. Now.... as to those tatoos what would you like? The first three you have as a member. The end results to be looked over by Conyers if that is your bent lol Ekaterina will do the paperwork and tend to your dressings
John I am compiling a training manual to be explained to you by Miss Munch. Im sure on the flight over you will be inducted thoroughly. Now.... as to those tatoos what would you like? The first three you have as a member. The end results to be looked over by Conyers if that is your bent lol Ekaterina will do the paperwork and tend to your dressings
ok Conyers you go the job and the tatoo of approval will be the three ts only. You will be assigned the detail of ensuring the clients sign up for a three year guarantee and service agreement [signed and carried out by you] in the name of the 3 Ts. Quite obviously these checks and service agreements will need to fall into the guidelines set by the company but rest assured we stand by our motto of satisfaction guaranteed and as our qualified service engineer will need to furnish the company with satisfactory paperwork and pictures to support your out of hours call outs. Naturally we would need to know details........
ok Conyers you go the job and the tatoo of approval will be the three ts only. You will be assigned the detail of ensuring the clients sign up for a three year guarantee and service agreement [signed and carried out by you] in the name of the 3 Ts. Quite obviously these checks and service agreements will need to fall into the guidelines set by the company but rest assured we stand by our motto of satisfaction guaranteed and as our qualified service engineer will need to furnish the company with satisfactory paperwork and pictures to support your out of hours call outs. Naturally we would need to know details........
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