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Posted on Thu, Jun 02, 2011 21:24

Some weeks ago we were led to believe by Tinkerbelle that she would very soon be opening Tink's Tuck & Tatoo Parlour. I have been standing outside the door of the address she said she was going to open the shop in for days on end now, just waiting. I haven't showered for close to a month. The hair on my legs is getting long enough to braid. I won't even tell you what's become of my underarm hair. I'm cold, I'm hungry, I've been rained on so much I'm so moldy that mushrooms are growing out of my ankles and the bends in my knees and elbows. And still I wait for Tink's Tuck & Tatoo Parlour to open so I can get a bit of liposuction on my overly developed tummy and some really cute and sweet tatoos on the back of my shoulders. At this stage of the game, before any of those things happen, I also need a long bath, a good lengthy massage, a sweet, lavender-infused shave of all shaveable parts, and a very relaxed foot massage. A good hair dye job and hair cut wouldn't hurt either. Do I wait in vain? Should I repair back across the pond to be relieved of my misery, or will Miss Tink cease golfing long enough to get Tink's Tuck & Tatoo Parlour up and running before I, and the rest of the crowd wasting away outside her yet unopened fabulous establishment, wither away to nothing but moss and mold in the London rain and mist and fog?


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Posted on Fri, Jun 03, 2011 09:58

have no fear Pat the opening is here!



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