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billzeke
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Posted on Wed, Nov 10, 2010 11:55





""I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we  
decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.  
 
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very  
tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near  
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.  
 
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was  
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she  
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once  
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.  
 
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.  
 
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'  
 
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.  
 
Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!  
 
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our  
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'""   
  
  And  the moral of this story is:  
 
 
 
Always keep your condoms in your car.





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SunnySkys
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Posted on Fri, Dec 03, 2010 15:50

Extraordinary, Loved IT

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Posted on Thu, Nov 18, 2010 13:27

Hahahaha)))) I'll keep it!!! )))


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Posted on Tue, Nov 16, 2010 15:33

hehehehehee...great !


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Posted on Wed, Nov 10, 2010 21:08

Bill,

 

The moral is that condums are overrated...and ya gotta remain flexible enought to use the bedroom window when appropriate as a getaway route.

 

Oh by the way -- that family is a bunch of peepin Tom's.  Little sister sounds like she's got some class.



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Posted on Wed, Nov 10, 2010 17:31

OMG, I didn't think that would be the outcome. So glad it was.


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Posted on Wed, Nov 10, 2010 15:21

Bahahahaha! I love this, Bill. All while reading it, I was thinking, "dont do it! don't run up those steps behind her!" Lol. Then he went to the car and I was so happy. But the moral was the BEST part! Love it, Bill! You're the BOMB! :))



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