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Posted on Thu, Oct 21, 2010 16:17

A collection of aphorisms to help us understand that the world can be divided between mobile and stationary matter: found on everything2 web site. The handyman's world: If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape; if it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40; if either doesn't work, use the hammer unknown The soldier's world: If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't, paint it green or If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it. anonymous World War Two-era saying The statesman's world: If it moves, tax it; if it keeps moving, regulate it; if it stops moving, subsidise it quote attributed to Ronald Reagan The computer programmer's world: If it moves, blit it. If it doesn't move, skip it larc.csci.unt.edu/laws The soccer player's world: If it moves, kick it; if it doesn't move, kick it until it moves quote attributed to Phil Woosnam The scientist's world: If it moves, it's biology; if it stinks, it's chemistry; if it doesn't work, it's physics quote allegedly found on a classroom wall The Gamer's world: If it moves, shoot it; if it doesn't, shoot it anyway anonymous, with several variations, the best being: If it moves, shoot it, and keep shooting it until it falls over dead in a spreading pool of red. If it doesn't move, shoot it anyway, or it might start moving, as quoted in a review of Resident Evil The Frenchman's world: If it moves, sleep with it; if it doesn't, cook it quote attributed to Andy Blackford The flight attendant's world: If it moves, call it sir or madam; if it doesn't, put parsley on it quote attributed to George Negus


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Posted on Thu, Oct 28, 2010 05:51

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh..Great!!!


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Posted on Fri, Oct 22, 2010 19:55

That's funny!


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Posted on Fri, Oct 22, 2010 01:08

still laughing


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