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Dekan09
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Posted on Mon, Oct 11, 2010 19:23

Over 3000 years ago Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovels mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the Promised Land". Nearly 75 years ago (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said "Lay down your shovels sit on your asses light up your Camels, this is the Promised Land". Today Obama has stolen your shovels, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land. I was so depressed thinking about the health care plan, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Social Security, retirement funds ect I called the suicide hotline and had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got so excited and asked me if I could drive a truck!


Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives. President Ronald Reagan

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Dekan09
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Posted on Wed, Oct 13, 2010 04:10

Levity is a great thing and we can find it everywhere!


Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives. President Ronald Reagan

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Posted on Tue, Oct 12, 2010 17:14

So good to see you here, Dekan. 

 

Yup, I read this one.  And the metaphorical meaning resonates farther than most of us want to acknowledge because to do so is so incredibly, awfully scary.  We Americans are not used to be so scared.  We think only those in foreign countries have reason to be so scared.  For most of our history we have been safe from such scares.

 

NOT ANY LONGER.  We are threatened now from within.  Threatened as seriously and dangerously as any European nation has ever been threatened. 

 

ELECTION DAY IS COMING UP!  Everyone, get out there and vote.  Vote for our c Republic.  Vote for freedom.

 

Pat

 

 

 

 

 

 



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Tinkerbelle
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Posted on Tue, Oct 12, 2010 09:10

lol Dekan... just goes to show you, theres still a sense of humour in there even if you are depressed!


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Posted on Tue, Oct 12, 2010 08:31

pretty funny for a suicide note


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