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Posted on Sun, Sep 05, 2010 12:16

 Lighten up and tell a few jokes.....show your colors ....lol

Written of Visuals 



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Posted on Tue, Sep 07, 2010 06:03

Deke....LMAO...takes balls to get in the arena....lol



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Posted on Mon, Sep 06, 2010 18:32

It's all about sex...lol

 

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Posted on Sun, Sep 05, 2010 16:47

Quoting DONTFITMOLD

 Lighten up and tell a few jokes.....show your colors ....lol

Written of Visuals 



LMAO.

 

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Posted on Sun, Sep 05, 2010 12:21

 

Donald and Daisy Duck
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the > hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?""Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'd thuffocate



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Posted on Sun, Sep 05, 2010 12:18

Grandma & Grandpa

 

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting
their kids overnight.

 

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in
his son's medicine cabinet, he asked
about using one of the pills.

 

The son said, "I don't think you should 
take one Dad; they're very strong
and very expensive."

 

"How much?" asked Grandpa.

 

"$10. a pill," Answered the son.

 

"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to
try one, and before we leave in the
morning, I'll put the money
under the pillow."

 

Later the next morning, the son found
$110 under the pillow. He called
Grandpa and said, "I told
you each pill was
$10, not $110.

I know said grandpa,,,the extra $100 was from grandmom



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