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Posted on Sun, Sep 05, 2010 12:16

 Lighten up and tell a few jokes.....show your colors ....lol

Written of Visuals 



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Posted on Thu, Aug 28, 2014 19:13

Seth Meyers:  “I gotta say: HBO is like the kid you grew up with who ended up doing way better than you expected. 99 nominations. When I first met HBO, all he had was Grease 2 andFraggle Rock. I wish I was nicer to him!

 “Congratulations to Game of Thrones, nominated for 19 Emmys, including Best Drama, Best Supporting Actor, and Worst Job Security. If you’re an actor on Game of Thrones I bet you wait for next week’s script the way most people wait for biopsy results. “I think you better sit down: Your character has been invited to a wedding.”



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Posted on Fri, Aug 22, 2014 22:04

Quoting leonicvirgo:

One was not offered DEFENSIVE DRIVING CLASSES, online in 1996. I count at least 10 brain fart's, you've soiled this blog with;aiming at my character.

 

Hmmmmmmm...

But you don't need bulls to find bullsh*t

This old world is full of politics

Designed to keep the workman 

From that pie

 

Left this town, traveled round

 And the only thing I've found

Is that them bull's

Got the only sh*t

Worth a dime

Drew Gregory

BS song  http://youtu.be/e3zElydYywQ

 



Oops, but you wrote DD and left it to the reader to determine.  If you had invested the extra time to actually spell out Defensive Driving it wouldn't be subject to interpretation and we wouldn't have wasted all this time.  Sort of supports my contention regarding your posts.  

 

You spent 8 hours with a fat comic and 50 other people in an online defensive driving class?  Why?  Seems to defeat the purpose of an online class.

 

Could you kindly list the 10 Brain Farts.  I get the feeling that you have a marked propensity for exaggeration.  All of my comments are directed toward your posts.  I know nothing about your character.



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Posted on Thu, Aug 21, 2014 04:55

Quoting 3345roc:

Oh no... I think I'm breaking the code.  You were in a Drunk Driver's class, not a Dumb and Dumber movie.  I still don't get the importance of obesity.  Was his name Uncle Bob and was the Labor Day party in Memorial Park, was he also the Cobraman?  Did he get something caught in the celing fan and it went viral???

 

Were you sober when you thought the MJ joke was funny?

 

Inquiring minds want to know.


One was not offered DEFENSIVE DRIVING CLASSES, online in 1996. I count at least 10 brain fart's, you've soiled this blog with;aiming at my character.

 

Hmmmmmmm...

But you don't need bulls to find bullsh*t

This old world is full of politics

Designed to keep the workman 

From that pie

 

Left this town, traveled round

 And the only thing I've found

Is that them bull's

Got the only sh*t

Worth a dime

Drew Gregory

BS song  http://youtu.be/e3zElydYywQ

 



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Posted on Wed, Aug 20, 2014 19:57

Quoting leonicvirgo:

OK...On the last one. This was a circa 1996 joke, when MJ was on trial. I saw this obese Comedian on 2 occasion's. One, in a DD Class...DRIVE ON TEXAS,  and in a fireside, winter party, In Memorial Park, Houston, Texas. No match for Robin, but he captured the ID of the Consensus. Quite crude, but Pictorial. Comic's...Go Figure!

 

Uncle Bob was odd in the Labor Day Parties, and he did em' all. Party Animal,stepping out of the car. That snaky feeling fills the room when he enter's; Dancing around, sooooooo!

 

The rest is viral history...COBRAMAN, and Ceiling Fan! }-o-{0}:///LV1\\\B-H-[{O}]-o-{...



Oh no... I think I'm breaking the code.  You were in a Drunk Driver's class, not a Dumb and Dumber movie.  I still don't get the importance of obesity.  Was his name Uncle Bob and was the Labor Day party in Memorial Park, was he also the Cobraman?  Did he get something caught in the celing fan and it went viral???

 

Were you sober when you thought the MJ joke was funny?

 

Inquiring minds want to know.



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Posted on Tue, Aug 19, 2014 17:14

OK...On the last one. This was a circa 1996 joke, when MJ was on trial. I saw this obese Comedian on 2 occasion's. One, in a DD Class...DRIVE ON TEXAS,  and in a fireside, winter party, In Memorial Park, Houston, Texas. No match for Robin, but he captured the ID of the Consensus. Quite crude, but Pictorial. Comic's...Go Figure!

 

Uncle Bob was odd in the Labor Day Parties, and he did em' all. Party Animal,stepping out of the car. That snaky feeling fills the room when he enter's; Dancing around, sooooooo!

 

The rest is viral history...COBRAMAN, and Ceiling Fan! }-o-{0}:///LV1\\\B-H-[{O}]-o-{...



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Posted on Sun, Aug 17, 2014 09:18

Quoting leonicvirgo:

OK...I was in a DD Class in the 90's, with a Houston Comic. 8 hour's is a lot of time to spend with 50 people. The extremely obese Comedian sat a stool, on stage, and did his act, followed by a question session. One student asked, his thought's on Michael Jackson. He replied:

 

Knock Knock

(Audience)Who's there?

Little Boy Blue!

(Audience) Little Boy blue Who?

Michael Jackson!

 



What's DD... dumb and dumber?  Was obesity an important part of his act and what was the purpose of putting a stool on the stage?

 

Did you think the knock, knock joke was funny?  Really????



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Posted on Sat, Aug 16, 2014 13:20

OK...I was in a DD Class in the 90's, with a Houston Comic. 8 hour's is a lot of time to spend with 50 people. The extremely obese Comedian sat a stool, on stage, and did his act, followed by a question session. One student asked, his thought's on Michael Jackson. He replied:

 

Knock Knock

(Audience)Who's there?

Little Boy Blue!

(Audience) Little Boy blue Who?

Michael Jackson!

 



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Posted on Sat, Aug 16, 2014 07:08

Thanks for the bump Don... the BLAHHHHGS were getting a bit boring.  Everyone is entitled to their opinion... stupid or not.


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Posted on Fri, Aug 15, 2014 23:04

 

"Dark in here" A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$350" Man - "Highway robbery. Sold." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says, "$500" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now

 



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Posted on Tue, Sep 07, 2010 06:03

Deke....LMAO...takes balls to get in the arena....lol



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Posted on Mon, Sep 06, 2010 18:32

It's all about sex...lol

 

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Posted on Sun, Sep 05, 2010 16:47

Quoting DONTFITMOLD

 Lighten up and tell a few jokes.....show your colors ....lol

Written of Visuals 



LMAO.

 

Pat



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Posted on Sun, Sep 05, 2010 12:21

 

Donald and Daisy Duck
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the > hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?""Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'd thuffocate



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Posted on Sun, Sep 05, 2010 12:18

Grandma & Grandpa

 

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting
their kids overnight.

 

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in
his son's medicine cabinet, he asked
about using one of the pills.

 

The son said, "I don't think you should 
take one Dad; they're very strong
and very expensive."

 

"How much?" asked Grandpa.

 

"$10. a pill," Answered the son.

 

"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to
try one, and before we leave in the
morning, I'll put the money
under the pillow."

 

Later the next morning, the son found
$110 under the pillow. He called
Grandpa and said, "I told
you each pill was
$10, not $110.

I know said grandpa,,,the extra $100 was from grandmom



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