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Posted on Sun, Sep 05, 2010 12:16

 Lighten up and tell a few jokes.....show your colors ....lol

Written of Visuals 



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Posted on Thu, Aug 28, 2014 19:13

Seth Meyers:  “I gotta say: HBO is like the kid you grew up with who ended up doing way better than you expected. 99 nominations. When I first met HBO, all he had was Grease 2 andFraggle Rock. I wish I was nicer to him!

 “Congratulations to Game of Thrones, nominated for 19 Emmys, including Best Drama, Best Supporting Actor, and Worst Job Security. If you’re an actor on Game of Thrones I bet you wait for next week’s script the way most people wait for biopsy results. “I think you better sit down: Your character has been invited to a wedding.”



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Posted on Thu, Aug 21, 2014 04:55

Quoting 3345roc:

Oh no... I think I'm breaking the code.  You were in a Drunk Driver's class, not a Dumb and Dumber movie.  I still don't get the importance of obesity.  Was his name Uncle Bob and was the Labor Day party in Memorial Park, was he also the Cobraman?  Did he get something caught in the celing fan and it went viral???

 

Were you sober when you thought the MJ joke was funny?

 

Inquiring minds want to know.


One was not offered DEFENSIVE DRIVING CLASSES, online in 1996. I count at least 10 brain fart's, you've soiled this blog with;aiming at my character.

 

Hmmmmmmm...

But you don't need bulls to find bullsh*t

This old world is full of politics

Designed to keep the workman 

From that pie

 

Left this town, traveled round

 And the only thing I've found

Is that them bull's

Got the only sh*t

Worth a dime

Drew Gregory

BS song  http://youtu.be/e3zElydYywQ

 



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Posted on Tue, Aug 19, 2014 17:14

OK...On the last one. This was a circa 1996 joke, when MJ was on trial. I saw this obese Comedian on 2 occasion's. One, in a DD Class...DRIVE ON TEXAS,  and in a fireside, winter party, In Memorial Park, Houston, Texas. No match for Robin, but he captured the ID of the Consensus. Quite crude, but Pictorial. Comic's...Go Figure!

 

Uncle Bob was odd in the Labor Day Parties, and he did em' all. Party Animal,stepping out of the car. That snaky feeling fills the room when he enter's; Dancing around, sooooooo!

 

The rest is viral history...COBRAMAN, and Ceiling Fan! }-o-{0}:///LV1\\\B-H-[{O}]-o-{...



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Posted on Sat, Aug 16, 2014 13:20

OK...I was in a DD Class in the 90's, with a Houston Comic. 8 hour's is a lot of time to spend with 50 people. The extremely obese Comedian sat a stool, on stage, and did his act, followed by a question session. One student asked, his thought's on Michael Jackson. He replied:

 

Knock Knock

(Audience)Who's there?

Little Boy Blue!

(Audience) Little Boy blue Who?

Michael Jackson!

 



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Posted on Tue, Sep 07, 2010 06:03

Deke....LMAO...takes balls to get in the arena....lol



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Posted on Mon, Sep 06, 2010 18:32

It's all about sex...lol

 

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Posted on Sun, Sep 05, 2010 16:47

Quoting DONTFITMOLD

 Lighten up and tell a few jokes.....show your colors ....lol

Written of Visuals 



LMAO.

 

Pat



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Posted on Sun, Sep 05, 2010 12:21

 

Donald and Daisy Duck
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the > hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?""Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'd thuffocate



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Posted on Sun, Sep 05, 2010 12:18

Grandma & Grandpa

 

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting
their kids overnight.

 

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in
his son's medicine cabinet, he asked
about using one of the pills.

 

The son said, "I don't think you should 
take one Dad; they're very strong
and very expensive."

 

"How much?" asked Grandpa.

 

"$10. a pill," Answered the son.

 

"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to
try one, and before we leave in the
morning, I'll put the money
under the pillow."

 

Later the next morning, the son found
$110 under the pillow. He called
Grandpa and said, "I told
you each pill was
$10, not $110.

I know said grandpa,,,the extra $100 was from grandmom



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