Quoting MMCounselor:

To say the least, being MMCounselor can be challenging, but very humorous at times.  I have decided to start sharing some of the humorous things I deal with daily. 
This is an actual online chat I had with a member today and I am still "smiling & nodding". 
You just couldn't make this stuff up!
I am posting this to warn all the women here, there is a DANGEROUS man on the site!  Please be careful and STAY SAFE!
Brittany

Online chat with a member:

Member:  Can you help me?

Counselor:  What seems to be the problem?

Member:  I got  email from Sam

Counselor:  Who is Sam?

Member:  the guy that sent me email

Counselor:  OK—what is Sam’s username on the site?

Member:  I told you his name is Sam-he sent me email.

Counselor:  I can’t find a member with the username of Sam

Member:  That is why I need help

Counselor:  OK—how can I help you with Sam?

Member:  You need to move Sam

Counselor:  Where should I move him to?

Counselor:  There is no member on the site with the username of Sam

Member:  He signs the email Sam.  He won’t lie

Counselor:  What is the name on his profile?

Member:  How do I find profile?

Counselor:  Click on the name of who the email is from.

Member:  k did that

Counselor:  Does he have a photo posted?

Member:  yes I think so

Counselor:  What do you mean, you think so?  Is there a photo there or not?

Member:  yes photo of a car I think

Counselor:  OK—next to the photo you think is a car, you will see Username:xxxxxxxxx

Member:  no don’t see usernamexxxxx

Member:  it says username: IAMINSANE

Counselor:  OK—what seems to be the problem with him?

Member:  He sent email asking if I had breakfast yet—that is personal question.  I thnk he is very dangerus man

Member:  Hello are you there?

Member:  ar us there?

Member:  wher are you?

Counselor:  DON’T BOTHER ME!  I AM SLITTING MY WRISTS! (did not actually respond with this, but I was sure thinking it)

 
 

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To say the least, being MMCounselor can be challenging, but very humorous at times.  I have decided to start sharing some of the humorous things I deal with daily. 
This is an actual online chat I had with a member today and I am still "smiling & nodding". 
You just couldn't make this stuff up!
I am posting this to warn all the women here, there is a DANGEROUS man on the site!  Please be careful and STAY SAFE!
Brittany

Online chat with a member:

Member:  Can you help me?

Counselor:  What seems to be the problem?

Member:  I got  email from Sam

Counselor:  Who is Sam?

Member:  the guy that sent me email

Counselor:  OK—what is Sam’s username on the site?

Member:  I told you his name is Sam-he sent me email.

Counselor:  I can’t find a member with the username of Sam

Member:  That is why I need help

Counselor:  OK—how can I help you with Sam?

Member:  You need to move Sam

Counselor:  Where should I move him to?

Counselor:  There is no member on the site with the username of Sam

Member:  He signs the email Sam.  He won’t lie

Counselor:  What is the name on his profile?

Member:  How do I find profile?

Counselor:  Click on the name of who the email is from.

Member:  k did that

Counselor:  Does he have a photo posted?

Member:  yes I think so

Counselor:  What do you mean, you think so?  Is there a photo there or not?

Member:  yes photo of a car I think

Counselor:  OK—next to the photo you think is a car, you will see Username:xxxxxxxxx

Member:  no don’t see usernamexxxxx

Member:  it says username: IAMINSANE

Counselor:  OK—what seems to be the problem with him?

Member:  He sent email asking if I had breakfast yet—that is personal question.  I thnk he is very dangerus man

Member:  Hello are you there?

Member:  ar us there?

Member:  wher are you?

Counselor:  DON’T BOTHER ME!  I AM SLITTING MY WRISTS! (did not actually respond with this, but I was sure thinking it)

 
 

Quoting Conyersguy:

Too funny, Sarah !!!!!

Too funny, Sarah !!!!!

Quoting MissMonteCarlo:

Awww I hope that person was not pulling your leg as I imagine the next line to be. " I think he is a cereal killer!"

Sarah ;-)

Awww I hope that person was not pulling your leg as I imagine the next line to be. " I think he is a cereal killer!"

Sarah ;-)

Quoting MMCounselor:

Pat (curious2078) has been trying to comment on this blog for 2 days now and out of frustration she sent the comment to me, asking me to please post it.  Seems the cyber gremlins are messing with her again--haha!
 

This is a stitch and a half, Britt.  And I know exactly what you’re going through.  I deal with such “customers” on a daily basis.  Some people are just so incredibly stupid, it’s a shame they’re alive. 

 

Until you put up this blog, I never realized the kind of crap you have to deal with on a day to day basis.  We all know what you go through catching scammers….but the excess crap….  My Lord!!!!!

 

Britt, you are not only Everyone’s Hero for the work you do getting rid of scammers---you are our “behind-the-scenes” miracle worker.  I hope you will keep posting these hysterically funny [for those of us who don’t have to deal with these people] posts.  And I hope you can keep your sense of humor working at full speed so YOU can deal them without going crazy. 

 

Love and hugs and kisses..

 

Pat.   

Pat (curious2078) has been trying to comment on this blog for 2 days now and out of frustration she sent the comment to me, asking me to please post it.  Seems the cyber gremlins are messing with her again--haha!
 

This is a stitch and a half, Britt.  And I know exactly what you’re going through.  I deal with such “customers” on a daily basis.  Some people are just so incredibly stupid, it’s a shame they’re alive. 

 

Until you put up this blog, I never realized the kind of crap you have to deal with on a day to day basis.  We all know what you go through catching scammers….but the excess crap….  My Lord!!!!!

 

Britt, you are not only Everyone’s Hero for the work you do getting rid of scammers---you are our “behind-the-scenes” miracle worker.  I hope you will keep posting these hysterically funny [for those of us who don’t have to deal with these people] posts.  And I hope you can keep your sense of humor working at full speed so YOU can deal them without going crazy. 

 

Love and hugs and kisses..

 

Pat.   

Quoting MMCounselor:

Sophia,
No kidding!  All true except for the parts that I stated were not my actual response.
As I said, "You just couldn't make this stuff up"

Quoting Sophia2048 Brittany..I know that you just kidding. You just kidding me and all another MM members. Is this right??? LY. LMAO. Spohia..Have a wonderful Sunday, loaded with more funny chaters!!!

Quoting MMCounselor:

Thanks Ready!
Glad it brought a laugh your way. 

Quoting READY4UNOW Britt, I simply don't know how you do it! I don't do "stupid" well ever. But thanks for the laughs!

Quoting READY4UNOW:

Britt,

I simply don't know how you do it! I don't do "stupid" well ever. But thanks for the laughs!

Britt,

I simply don't know how you do it! I don't do "stupid" well ever. But thanks for the laughs!

What is love? Love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone but still getting weak knees when they walk into a room and smile at you. :)

Quoting MMCounselor:

Robert wrote:
if it says last login was longer than 1 month ago - does that mean they logged in a month ago? or could it have been years ago?

Hi Robert,
I may not be the sharpest pencil in the box here, but I do believe "Longer than 1 month" means LONGER THAN 1 MONTH. Since YEARS AGO, is LONGER THAN 1 MONTH, I believe it could mean that too.



 

Megan wrote:

If I pay for 3 months membership will that give me access for 3 months?
 

Hi Megan,

That depends on what you want access to.  If you are talking about the “Male Strip” joint—NO.

(This is not the actual response to this member)
 
 

Robert wrote:
if it says last login was longer than 1 month ago - does that mean they logged in a month ago? or could it have been years ago?

Hi Robert,
I may not be the sharpest pencil in the box here, but I do believe "Longer than 1 month" means LONGER THAN 1 MONTH. Since YEARS AGO, is LONGER THAN 1 MONTH, I believe it could mean that too.



 

Megan wrote:

If I pay for 3 months membership will that give me access for 3 months?
 

Hi Megan,

That depends on what you want access to.  If you are talking about the “Male Strip” joint—NO.

(This is not the actual response to this member)