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Posted on Sun, Jun 06, 2010 16:18

I hope this is new to at least a few of you bloggers who need a good laugh...

Pat

A  young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old  lady
following him around.  If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She  finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him
 and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's
 just that you look so much like my late son."

He  answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if  you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I
leave the store, it  would make me feel so happy."

She then went through  the checkout, and as she was on her way out of
the store,  the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old  lady waved and smiled back at him... 

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day; he
went to pay for his groceries. 

"That comes to  $121.85," said the clerk. 

"How come so much?   I only bought 5 items."

The clerk replied,  "Yeah, but your Mother said you’d be paying
for her things, too.” 

Hah!  And I bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker. 

Don't  trust Little Old Ladies!!! [I'm thinking--only THINKING--of trying this trick next time I go grocery shopping!!!  [LOL] 

 BLESSED
 ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE
 "LIGHT"!



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Posted on Mon, Jun 07, 2010 09:11

Hi, Sass...

 

Pleased I could add a few chuckles to your day.  That's always gratifying.

 

Pat



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Posted on Mon, Jun 07, 2010 09:09

Hi, John.  LMAO.  Thank heavens you're right!!!  As for your generous offer of $19.84 [interesting number choice....] to be supplied by you and Sophia -- oh, I'm sure she'll be glad to chip in--I'll need a time machine to take me back to 1953 when $19.84 went a lot further than it does now.  LOL.

 

Pat



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Posted on Sun, Jun 06, 2010 19:51

Dear Pat,

Do not believe you could carry it out!   You are not gray enough, stooped enough or whimpy enough for any one to believe you.    (LOL)

If you need some help though, maybe Sophia and I could come up with a little extra scratch to get you over that next hump?     (Maybe I shouldn't be volunteering Sophia though.)   Oh well, just let me know when you will be going and I will call the store and tell them the sky is the limit--up to $12.47 or thereabouts.    Won't give you much wine though, so I better up it--squeezing--to $19.84.   Hope that will help out!   (LOL)

God bless,

John

 



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Posted on Sun, Jun 06, 2010 19:45

That was a good one Pat. Certainly had me going through the punchline. I'll have to share this one at work.

 



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