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Posted on Sat, May 08, 2010 08:08

Quoting Curious2078

George, I've been waiting for your brag.  I knew it would be something satirically funny.

LMAO

Pat



Yes I dont like to brag, but since GW asked and other commented I thought what the Heck, why not talk about some of my contributions to society.  I forgot to mention I am so good at making money from various sources.  Once I bouught 3 boxes of girl scout cookies for $9 and gave the little scouts a $10 bill.  They gave me $6 back.  Man what a score.  3 boxes of girl scout cookies for $4.  OK enough about me. 



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Posted on Sat, May 08, 2010 08:03

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4 you G, I'm checking my schedule for time take an extra job, pizza/paper/auto parts delivery, so I can buy you some teeth. In the meantime, though, you may prefer the Redneck blog for its hot-dogs and airbags.



Heck GW's you could make a lot more money down at the GreyHound Bus station performing 10 minute miracles.  :) 



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Posted on Sat, May 08, 2010 06:23

Quoting candeee

I am a great mother and aunt

I can make the sweetest, cherry wine

i can dance all night maybe longer in my 3in heels....



Wow Candy, I thought you were too young to be a "great aunt". 

 

And I can't dance all night with 3 inch heels, but I can use my 3 inches and.......haha...wait a minute you need to get taller heels for me to finish.   :) 



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Posted on Sat, May 08, 2010 00:21

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I wanna play too! I've had a really rough day and I think this little exercise might cheer me up. -I finished med school at 24 -I speak Dutch, Papiamento, English, Spanish and Italian fluently, French at high school level and can understand a bit of Portuguese and German -I just lost 15 pounds without hitting the gym -I'm a loyal friend -I'm raising 3 small kids while working fulltime -My kids are happy, healthy and well educated -I'm the bestest mom in the whole wide world -I can cook any kind of cuisine -I'm frickin' awesome in bed -I'm well traveled -I can get along with people from all walks of life -I can beat my kids at Wii Dance -I'm a great singer and dancer... at least according to my kids -I'm a great listener -I'm always smiling and trying to make people smile ... and I have done all of the above while battling clinical depression for most of my life!


Chawita,,,those ARE things to be proud of !

Good on YOU!

med school at 24 ?    damn I was barely out of High School by that age !

When is the vacation with ex and mom-in law ? Im really impressed by your courage in doing that .



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Posted on Fri, May 07, 2010 18:14

George, I've been waiting for your brag.  I knew it would be something satirically funny.

LMAO

Pat



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Posted on Fri, May 07, 2010 16:09

4 you G, I'm checking my schedule for time take an extra job, pizza/paper/auto parts delivery, so I can buy you some teeth. In the meantime, though, you may prefer the Redneck blog for its hot-dogs and airbags.



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Posted on Fri, May 07, 2010 15:59

Quoting candeee

I am a great mother and aunt

I can make the sweetest, cherry wine

i can dance all night maybe longer in my 3in heels....



Candy! I need lessons on the high-heel dancing thing.  Can I practice with my mop?



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Posted on Fri, May 07, 2010 06:57

Quoting thenewman

At age 12 I was reading at a 2nd grade level.

 

By age 15 I was working full time at the local fast food joint so I did not need any additional education.

 

At age 22 the State of MD comp'd me (tax free) 2 years in the State Pen including free meals and medical benefits.

 

I once chugged a 6 pack of beer going over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.

 

I have never used drugs except to fight off STD's.

 

By the age of 30 I had 8 children by 6 different women and tatoo'd all of their names on my forehead.

 

By the age of 35 I became a granfather 3 times in the same year.

 

I am well traveled, and have visited PA, WV and MD.

 

I live a well fashioned life in my single wide down by the nuclear waste dump.   Friday evenings are a blast drinking with the young prostitutes.

 

The State of MD must really be impressed with me, as they send me my monthly salary for me doing nothing not to mention the food stamps which I sell off so I can buy alcohol and cigs (mostly for the young prostitutes).

 

At least twice monthly I received mail from Democrats asking me to join their party.  They say we have a lot in common.

 

Because I love my fellow human beings I have sold one kidney to the highest bidder.

 

I am a frequent winner of our neighborhood bash seeeing who can have a 30+ second fart.

 

All the above made me join Successful Match, where they too like me as I am a recommended member.

 

 

 

 



lmao...



Candy...;)

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Posted on Fri, May 07, 2010 06:54

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The purpose: Where else will you discuss, unabashedly, what you do, love and spend your life energy on, without needing it to benefit a single other person?  

 

There are so many things I suck at, like remembering names of artists and telling my left from right.  But what do I have to brag about?  Lots, I think, and yet, why don’t I sport bumper stickers for every accomplishment that I’m proud of?  Because in my little town, I would seem arrogant, irrelevant and potentially psychotic.  Some days want to pull a number on our self-esteem.  I’m just not open to that, so I want a place for my bumper stickers - an “I love me” wall.  What do you love about what you do and are?  I’m inviting you to post it here, and who knows? Maybe I’ll be inspired to add one of your accomplishments to my “things to do before I die” list.

 

"If I seem to boast more than is becoming, my excuse is that I brag for humanity rather than for myself."- Henry David Thoreau

 

And since it’s my blog, I make the rules.  There’s only one … negative bloggers and self-deprecators will be sent to their room for the remainder of the evening without dinner.

 

 

 

 



I am a great mother and aunt

I can make the sweetest, cherry wine

i can dance all night maybe longer in my 3in heels....



Candy...;)

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Posted on Fri, May 07, 2010 05:45

At age 12 I was reading at a 2nd grade level.

 

By age 15 I was working full time at the local fast food joint so I did not need any additional education.

 

At age 22 the State of MD comp'd me (tax free) 2 years in the State Pen including free meals and medical benefits.

 

I once chugged a 6 pack of beer going over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.

 

I have never used drugs except to fight off STD's.

 

By the age of 30 I had 8 children by 6 different women and tatoo'd all of their names on my forehead.

 

By the age of 35 I became a granfather 3 times in the same year.

 

I am well traveled, and have visited PA, WV and MD.

 

I live a well fashioned life in my single wide down by the nuclear waste dump.   Friday evenings are a blast drinking with the young prostitutes.

 

The State of MD must really be impressed with me, as they send me my monthly salary for me doing nothing not to mention the food stamps which I sell off so I can buy alcohol and cigs (mostly for the young prostitutes).

 

At least twice monthly I received mail from Democrats asking me to join their party.  They say we have a lot in common.

 

Because I love my fellow human beings I have sold one kidney to the highest bidder.

 

I am a frequent winner of our neighborhood bash seeeing who can have a 30+ second fart.

 

All the above made me join Successful Match, where they too like me as I am a recommended member.

 

 

 

 



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Posted on Thu, May 06, 2010 14:40

Quoting GentlyWoman

WOW! Impressive!!  Conyers, I, unlike unnamed others no longer amonst us, am unafraid to pull a blog gone badly :)  But I really hoped to be bold enough that I'd hear from you all, and I am!  Doesn't it feel kinda good? It's so lovely, I'm proud of my little community, and I also have been forming new goals: 

4 you Conyers: I would like to appear as if I don't have a JOB at least once in a while.

4 Ekate: I may actually some day GO to the gym.

4 Checkmypulse: I will attempt to meet more rockstars backstage with all engines working ;)

4 Curious: I'll be moisturizing more regularly so the velcro doesn't chafe.  But wait, the writing both ways thing...nope, I think you cornered that one.

4 Theo: Hey, I'm taking notes, having teenaged boys. Keep posting that stuff and I may make it out alive.

4 Shaz: I now know who to call with any Opossum trouble.

4 Dreameyesopen: I've designed your next blog...recipes for me to try!!!  Purty please?

4 Empress: Work on potty-mouth without being tempted to send myself to my room.

And 4 Tink: I just want to be you.

 

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ah heck GW,,,i say we go get some libations, figure out what songs we both know,get tipsy and belt a few out.

  Im working on all the details and DO plan on gettin to meet you in person !

nananananana to you Ray...i get to meet her and you dont...LOLOLOLOLOLOLO



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Posted on Thu, May 06, 2010 13:11

Eva,

you wrote,

  • I can rebuild a carbeurator, and own my own power tools.
  • I once remodeled part of my home, tearing down walls, wiring electrical, sheet-rocking, texturing and painting.  By myself

    From my first email to you sometime back,,I always thought you were special,,,shoot now I know for sure !  ;)



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Posted on Thu, May 06, 2010 11:09

Eva you are more .... trust me on this one



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Posted on Thu, May 06, 2010 00:40

WOW! Impressive!!  Conyers, I, unlike unnamed others no longer amonst us, am unafraid to pull a blog gone badly :)  But I really hoped to be bold enough that I'd hear from you all, and I am!  Doesn't it feel kinda good? It's so lovely, I'm proud of my little community, and I also have been forming new goals: 

4 you Conyers: I would like to appear as if I don't have a JOB at least once in a while.

4 Ekate: I may actually some day GO to the gym.

4 Checkmypulse: I will attempt to meet more rockstars backstage with all engines working ;)

4 Curious: I'll be moisturizing more regularly so the velcro doesn't chafe.  But wait, the writing both ways thing...nope, I think you cornered that one.

4 Theo: Hey, I'm taking notes, having teenaged boys. Keep posting that stuff and I may make it out alive.

4 Shaz: I now know who to call with any Opossum trouble.

4 Dreameyesopen: I've designed your next blog...recipes for me to try!!!  Purty please?

4 Empress: Work on potty-mouth without being tempted to send myself to my room.

And 4 Tink: I just want to be you.

 

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Posted on Wed, May 05, 2010 17:56

Quoting Ekaterina35

Today at the gym I have adjusted a very tricky machine for my height all  by myself, without any help from men or personnel. I am very proud of myself!



COOL!!!!  GOOD DEAL, EKATERINA....

Pat



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Posted on Wed, May 05, 2010 17:25

Today at the gym I have adjusted a very tricky machine for my height all  by myself, without any help from men or personnel. I am very proud of myself!



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Posted on Wed, May 05, 2010 15:36

Quoting Tinkerbelle

Holy shit Gently.... all these great braggers on here.....

Hats off to one and all.......

as for me?

Well. I am an old soul,  as deep as the sea and as high as a kite



Tink, dear, as an old soul as deep as the sea and as high as a kite, you should have tons of bragging points to share with us.  How about a few of them, at least????

Pat



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Posted on Wed, May 05, 2010 12:23

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Thanks Pat. The ladies here are NO slouches in the accomplishment area.

We have to find GW a new title representative of her many talents..Im taking suggestions now.

D



Goddess comes to mind....

Or She Who Shall Be Revered???  [LOLOLOL]

Amazing Lady?.

Gently Genius?

Just plain "WOW." 

Or "Wonder Woman."  But not until she tells us how she would prove to us she is brave...

Trying seriously to think of something that's both accurate and funny.  I'm not succeeding...

Pat

 



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Posted on Wed, May 05, 2010 03:48

I cuss well. Luckily, I'm also pretty forgiving. I know all the words to 'Yellow Submarine'. (-: Nice Blog. Thanks Sue the Muse


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Posted on Wed, May 05, 2010 03:17

Quoting Curious2078

Shaz, you are soooooo cooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pat



Thanks Pat. The ladies here are NO slouches in the accomplishment area.

We have to find GW a new title representative of her many talents..Im taking suggestions now.

D



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