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Posted on Thu, Apr 15, 2010 20:36

Ok gang.....I am 59yrs old and up until 10:00 pm on 4/15/ 2010...I have never had a snake in my house. I just got home from having dinner with the grand kids, nice wonderful evening....walked in the house, took my shoes off, turned on a few lights and there....right under the kiddie table I think I see a really big earth worm. So I bend down to get a closer look to see if it's dead or not....then it slithers...FAST.....oh my gosh....there is nothing I'm more scared of than a SNAKE. Now I'll admit....it was a baby snake, it really doesn't matter to me. I went out to the garage and did I ever have a hoe?  I thought I did, but I couldn't find it....is it in the attic? I couldn't bother about climbing up in the attic to get it. If it's even up there. So all I can find is a rake. It'll have to do. I've never killed a snake before but I knew I had to. Good Gosh, I whacked that thing until I thought it couldn't move...so I move it around and can't get it up on the tines of the rake. So I'm going to just push it out the door.....well, I must have just knocked it out because it rose from the dead and started slithering again. I became obsessed. I'm not sure how many tiles I've probably cracked but I finally put that snake out of it's misery. I kept flipping it around until I caught it mid-air onto one of the tines onto the rake. Carried it outside and across the street and tossed it out on the soccer field. I know I should feel bad about killing that baby snake but I am scared to death of them and no way could I get it out of my house alive. So I have a question.....do you think there might be another one in here with me? It was a baby snake so I'm worried there may be more???? Crap....I don't think I can go to sleep tonight and that's not good. I've got a tee time at 10 in the morning......Since typing this I'll bet I've looked down at my feet 50 times.
Scared  Sh#%less
Theo



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Posted on Wed, Apr 21, 2010 00:47

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Shaz....that really makes me think of a horror movie. I'm pretty sure there was one about the kind of spiders you're talking about. I'm sure it took you a long time to recover from that.....bet you felt them crawling...no....skittering forever!


Theo darling.you evil witch >>LOL Ms skin IS crawling right NOW thanks to that .
I kept finding them in my clothes and drawers for weeks !



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Posted on Tue, Apr 20, 2010 12:55

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barter for DEATH,,,Ilove it !
I have some REALLY amazing animal stories as I used to be an regional area leader for a major wild-life rescue/rehab group. So I can handle most critters.
Most spiders dont bother me,,I used to have a " pet" one that we let live up in the corner of the farm house. But these monster ones were just TOO fat and hiuge and they moved really really fast. And all of them coming into MY BEDROOM from under the house all at once was HOrrible ! they would have made a terrible crunching sound and made a big icky splat.
Ray -sex..........the name for sex with NiceGuyLooking,,,you know,,IF it  were ever to happen !





Shaz....that really makes me think of a horror movie. I'm pretty sure there was one about the kind of spiders you're talking about. I'm sure it took you a long time to recover from that.....bet you felt them crawling...no....skittering forever!



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Posted on Mon, Apr 19, 2010 20:56

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See there girls......y'all are scared of spiders the same way I am scared of snakes. Shaz....I sure wish you and Pat were my next door neighbors. I would have someone to call next time I have an uninvited varmint in my house.
 
I think a club is a fine idea. I'll just stand by and cook. We can surely find someone else to clean up....or do massages. Payment in chocolate is an good idea....you'll have to tell us more about Ray-Sex.... :-))


barter for DEATH,,,Ilove it !
I have some REALLY amazing animal stories as I used to be an regional area leader for a major wild-life rescue/rehab group. So I can handle most critters.
Most spiders dont bother me,,I used to have a " pet" one that we let live up in the corner of the farm house. But these monster ones were just TOO fat and hiuge and they moved really really fast. And all of them coming into MY BEDROOM from under the house all at once was HOrrible ! they would have made a terrible crunching sound and made a big icky splat.
Ray -sex..........the name for sex with NiceGuyLooking,,,you know,,IF it  were ever to happen !




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Posted on Mon, Apr 19, 2010 17:29

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99.99999 % are harmless. But as a friend of mine says, "I'm not afraid he'll hurt me. I'm afraid he'll make me hurt myself." I'm OK with them...if I see them first !!


Creepiest snake story ever: A close friend of mine was rushing to get ready for a date with his wife. He showered, and hurried to the closet, sliding the shirt off the hanger as he slid his arm into the sleeve. With the shirt half on, he realized his arm and a nice sized (3-4 feet) snake were sharing the sleeve. !!!! Holy snakes, batman !!!!!! I really don't mind them...... but this would have made me come unglued !!!!


OH, MY GOD -- BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE HAD NO CHANCE TO FIGURE OUT IF THE SNAKE WAS POISONOUS OR NOT.  FREAKOUT TIME....!!!!!!  SCREAM MY BLOODY ASS OFF, "FEMALE HYSTERIA" TIME.  YIKES!!!!!

I'm going to have nightmares tonight about this scenario.  "See them first" is the ticket to salvation. 

Pat



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Posted on Mon, Apr 19, 2010 06:41

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we can form a club then.
Pat will take care of the spiders and Potato Bugs ( the only critters that I know I am icky about)
and I will get the snakes and other critters. ( most I do not kill) that can include bobcats, seals raccoons, oppossums, snakes, birds of all kinds, Lizards are cool and rats well, we can set traps for those.
now..who wants to volunteeer to make dinner , clean up and give us massages ?
ps. I can accept payment in chocolate,,or if Ray is willing,,,,Ray-Sex.....lolol snork ! lol



See there girls......y'all are scared of spiders the same way I am scared of snakes. Shaz....I sure wish you and Pat were my next door neighbors. I would have someone to call next time I have an uninvited varmint in my house.
 
I think a club is a fine idea. I'll just stand by and cook. We can surely find someone else to clean up....or do massages. Payment in chocolate is an good idea....you'll have to tell us more about Ray-Sex.... :-))



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Posted on Mon, Apr 19, 2010 06:31

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99.99999 % are harmless. But as a friend of mine says, "I'm not afraid he'll hurt me. I'm afraid he'll make me hurt myself." I'm OK with them...if I see them first !!


Creepiest snake story ever: A close friend of mine was rushing to get ready for a date with his wife. He showered, and hurried to the closet, sliding the shirt off the hanger as he slid his arm into the sleeve. With the shirt half on, he realized his arm and a nice sized (3-4 feet) snake were sharing the sleeve. !!!! Holy snakes, batman !!!!!! I really don't mind them...... but this would have made me come unglued !!!!


Oh my gosh Conyers......I missed this post and now I almost wish I had not found it! :-) I read this last night before I went to bed and I couldn't quit thinking about it. A snake crawls into the closet and up into a shirt on a hanger????? Yes, that is extremely creepy and now I guess I need to take the rake in the closet to get dressed. Yikes! I've been hopping around here for 3 days thinking I feel something on my feet....the exterminator told me that he has heard a lot of stories lately. Guess they're hungry and active. Shivers....
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Posted on Sun, Apr 18, 2010 19:13

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Guys, I hate spiders.  I'm not afraid of them; when I see one--even a big wolf spider--I turn into Rambo.  All spiders should be eradicated immediately if not sooner.  I'm currently on prednisone for an allergic reaction to a probable spider bite [it could have been a black fly, but more likely a spider bite] on the bridge of my nose.  Face was swollen out to "here."   Stomp on 'em, spray 'em, shoot with a 20 guage if you have to [LOL].  Just get rid of them.  What we need is a national "KILL ALL SPIDERS DAY." 

Shaz, my sympathies to you for that "day from hell."  I can relate all too well.

Theo, here's hoping all your uninvited guests are now as dead as dead gets.  Let me buy you a drink at The Limp to celebrate.

Pat


we can form a club then.
Pat will take care of the spiders and Potato Bugs ( the only critters that I know I am icky about)
and I will get the snakes and other critters. ( most I do not kill) that can include bobcats, seals raccoons, oppossums, snakes, birds of all kinds, Lizards are cool and rats well, we can set traps for those.
now..who wants to volunteeer to make dinner , clean up and give us massages ?
ps. I can accept payment in chocolate,,or if Ray is willing,,,,Ray-Sex.....lolol snork ! lol



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Posted on Sat, Apr 17, 2010 11:29

Guys, I hate spiders.  I'm not afraid of them; when I see one--even a big wolf spider--I turn into Rambo.  All spiders should be eradicated immediately if not sooner.  I'm currently on prednisone for an allergic reaction to a probable spider bite [it could have been a black fly, but more likely a spider bite] on the bridge of my nose.  Face was swollen out to "here."   Stomp on 'em, spray 'em, shoot with a 20 guage if you have to [LOL].  Just get rid of them.  What we need is a national "KILL ALL SPIDERS DAY." 

Shaz, my sympathies to you for that "day from hell."  I can relate all too well.

Theo, here's hoping all your uninvited guests are now as dead as dead gets.  Let me buy you a drink at The Limp to celebrate.

Pat



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Posted on Fri, Apr 16, 2010 23:56

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Shaz....I am envious of you to let a poor snake go free....and you are right, you know how to do it...I do NOT..lol any snake in my eyes is one that might or will most certainly bite me. Then I will die of a heart attack before driving myself to the ER. OMG..Spiders???  That is just as bad....but I don't go all Rambo on spiders...lol I just hit 'em with the flyswatter and that is that. Snakes....I go into green beret mode...and defcon 1.


I am not usually freaked out by much of anything..but that hideous spider hatch gave me fits ! They wer not small..they were huge and hairy and wer all over my bedroom,coming in from underneathe the house   lilterally by the dozens at a time.
I was living in an old ranch house at the time. Beautiful and peaceful ,,sort of. I ended up suing the owners of the house on 14 counts of fraud, negligence,and various issues of habitibility, including those spiders !  I won my case and got lot o cash.



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Posted on Fri, Apr 16, 2010 18:22

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Oh, Theo, Theo, Theo.  I would not have pegged you for one of the ladies who is afraid of snakes.  As you are one, I won't tease you too awfully.

Do get yourself an exterminator [or whoever gets rids of snakes for people down your way in Texas] just to make sure the baby didn't come from a mama who made a nest in your attic or your basement or your spare bedroom. 

Next, do yourself a really big favor and do some research on snakes in your area.  Find out which ones are harmless and which ones aren't.  Then learn how to identify each one.  That way, the next time you find yourself with an uninvited slitherer in your home, or elsewhere, you'll know if you need to be worried.  If it's a harmless variety, you won't have to go through the torture you went through last night.  You'll just pick the thing up and relocate it.  Or keep it as a pet as long as it agrees to keep your abode mice-free. [LOL]

Seriously, I hope you're now feeling safe and secure from snake invasions.

Pat

 



My friend Pat!......oh you can soooo peg me as that friend. I can't stand snakes and my motto is the only good snake is a dead snake. Please so not send the snake huggers to me for I will not ever change my stance. As luck would have it.....on the same day, no less.....I found out I owed the IRS more than their due....and also found out I had termites. WHAT????? Ok...so the termite guy shows up this morning and I tell him I have a whole new problem with the snake thing. He assured me I was going to be ok.....so I took that and ran with it. I left him to treat the termites and I had a great day playing golf. Life is good....:-)
Theo



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Posted on Fri, Apr 16, 2010 18:17

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Theo. You killed a baby snake. OMG!!! That's 100 yesrs of bad luck. Just wait until the mother finds out...


Bill...what can I say...it was his time to go......!! :-)



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Posted on Fri, Apr 16, 2010 18:17

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Theo..I LMAO...It was funny. Come on girl...why can't you trust snakes?? They speak with forked tongues, but on the bottom of their letters they write.."With love and Hisses!!!"
And if next time you find a snake sleeping in your bed..sleep in the wardrobe! LOLO
P.S. Years ago in Florida I had one in the washmaschine. Brrrr...I freaked out too. I don't like them even..  Love S


Sophia....you tease me!! You are afraid too girly girl!!! lol Oh my gosh...now I'm afraid to open my washing machine lid. YIKES!!



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Posted on Fri, Apr 16, 2010 18:15

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sounds like my worst nightmare Theo At least you were brave enough to tackle it is the first place! Such is my fear I think I would have bolted through the door never to return. Def get the exterminators in just in case. Then, quick as you can move over here.... we dont have them !


Tink....it was truly a nightmare. I thought I would not be able to go to sleep but after looking under the bed, under the TV and under anything else that I could look under......I then threw back the covers of the bed.....with a flashlight no less....looked under everything......finally crawled in and went to bed.....and fell to sleep right away! lol I am blessed with that ability....as soon as my head hits the pillow.....dreamland.



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Posted on Fri, Apr 16, 2010 18:11

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how sad for the poor snake.
MOST of them are harmless, especially green ones.
I would have captured it and let it go outside. But thats me and I know how to do it.
You must have some opening in your siding or foundation. ide be more concerned about that ( heat loss,water damage, termites) than a snake.
I once had a major spider hatch happen at an old house I was living in. Hundreds of 1" across spiders everywhere very quickly ! I had a fit ! I do believe I screamed !


Shaz....I am envious of you to let a poor snake go free....and you are right, you know how to do it...I do NOT..lol any snake in my eyes is one that might or will most certainly bite me. Then I will die of a heart attack before driving myself to the ER. OMG..Spiders???  That is just as bad....but I don't go all Rambo on spiders...lol I just hit 'em with the flyswatter and that is that. Snakes....I go into green beret mode...and defcon 1.



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Posted on Fri, Apr 16, 2010 12:47

Oh, Theo, Theo, Theo.  I would not have pegged you for one of the ladies who is afraid of snakes.  As you are one, I won't tease you too awfully.

Do get yourself an exterminator [or whoever gets rids of snakes for people down your way in Texas] just to make sure the baby didn't come from a mama who made a nest in your attic or your basement or your spare bedroom. 

Next, do yourself a really big favor and do some research on snakes in your area.  Find out which ones are harmless and which ones aren't.  Then learn how to identify each one.  That way, the next time you find yourself with an uninvited slitherer in your home, or elsewhere, you'll know if you need to be worried.  If it's a harmless variety, you won't have to go through the torture you went through last night.  You'll just pick the thing up and relocate it.  Or keep it as a pet as long as it agrees to keep your abode mice-free. [LOL]

Seriously, I hope you're now feeling safe and secure from snake invasions.

Pat

 



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Posted on Fri, Apr 16, 2010 09:25

Theo. You killed a baby snake. OMG!!! That's 100 yesrs of bad luck. Just wait until the mother finds out...



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Posted on Fri, Apr 16, 2010 07:15

99.99999 % are harmless. But as a friend of mine says, "I'm not afraid he'll hurt me. I'm afraid he'll make me hurt myself." I'm OK with them...if I see them first !!


Creepiest snake story ever: A close friend of mine was rushing to get ready for a date with his wife. He showered, and hurried to the closet, sliding the shirt off the hanger as he slid his arm into the sleeve. With the shirt half on, he realized his arm and a nice sized (3-4 feet) snake were sharing the sleeve. !!!! Holy snakes, batman !!!!!! I really don't mind them...... but this would have made me come unglued !!!!



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Posted on Thu, Apr 15, 2010 22:26

sounds like my worst nightmare Theo At least you were brave enough to tackle it is the first place! Such is my fear I think I would have bolted through the door never to return. Def get the exterminators in just in case. Then, quick as you can move over here.... we dont have them !



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Posted on Thu, Apr 15, 2010 22:22

how sad for the poor snake.
MOST of them are harmless, especially green ones.
I would have captured it and let it go outside. But thats me and I know how to do it.
You must have some opening in your siding or foundation. ide be more concerned about that ( heat loss,water damage, termites) than a snake.
I once had a major spider hatch happen at an old house I was living in. Hundreds of 1" across spiders everywhere very quickly ! I had a fit ! I do believe I screamed !



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