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Posted on Wed, Apr 14, 2010 10:12

WHY MEN ARE RARELY DEPRESSED Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal... You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.


Courtney :)

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Posted on Sat, Apr 17, 2010 16:20

Quoting boorah

Hey shaz.. sometimes, if you're lucky you do "it" upside down and backwards.


i would not know, Boo. Been a long time.



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Posted on Thu, Apr 15, 2010 22:56

Quoting Theo592000

Wow....never knew the men had it so good...lol

About not knowing which way to turn a nut on a bolt?

I learned years ago that it is Righty Tighty and Lefty Loosey.

Theo :-)



LOL you guys should try having dsylexia, working upside down and backwards and THEN trying to figure out which way to turn a nut !

And BTW...some nuts and such are engineered to lock or turn in the opposite direction

 

Men get depressed because they have to deal with WOMEN.lol    IF they are lucky



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Posted on Thu, Apr 15, 2010 19:35

Courtney,,, you almost sound jealous.  ;)   and theres alot more you could add to that list my friend,, it just takes alittle more thought to realize just how lucky we are !  LOL



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Posted on Thu, Apr 15, 2010 07:51

Wow....never knew the men had it so good...lol

About not knowing which way to turn a nut on a bolt?

I learned years ago that it is Righty Tighty and Lefty Loosey.

Theo :-)



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Posted on Thu, Apr 15, 2010 06:10

ITS THAT THE TRUTH...especially the packing and underwear lmao



Candy...;)

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Posted on Thu, Apr 15, 2010 01:04

Dear one, you reminded me of the good ol times when I joined the site and I could have a laugh or just stay quiet enjoying the rants. Missed you as much as the rest, some were "trolls" but made me smile, some were "just someone they could not be in the real world", but must of them were REAL PEOPLE trying to meet someone that seemed far from real. My very best to Deb for finding true love, and my love for all of those who chose to not share their best so far. Courtney... you are one of the lucky ones so far! My very best for you in life.


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