Well bloggers faced with the general blogging public at the Limp I have been shocked....yes shocked bloggers by the standard of dress seen there. Obviously im not counting what is worn in the Meating room as all Fetish wear has its own rules. Apart from that , its dire and i think its time for a few fashion tips for you all. Im going to start with the women first.
1] As we get older as women, a little flesh on show is flattering, however I dont want to see two crepy boobs wobbling about in a too tight top. A little cleavage is fine but I dont want to get two black eyes when I look at you
2] Absolutely no lurex or sparkle is allowed to be worn during the day ie before 7 pm unless you are starring in a burlesque show
3] anyone over 50 should NOT be wearing skirts masquerading as hairbands
4] Funky tights in colour are for the under 20s only I dont want to see vomit coloured patterened legs EVER!
5] no muffin tops allowed at any time..... low rise pants unless you have a figure to die for [does anybody?]
6] keep high shoes with leg straps to a minimum if you have a thick ankle... nothing looks worse than short legs unless you are auditioning for Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
6] Red shoes look great on the catwalk..... the rest of us look like hookers!
7] No open toed shoes for formal occasions. Feet should be kept hidden at all costs. No toes squeezed in to too tight peep toes.. allways looks like a bag of chips to me
8] absolutely no grey or old underwear allowed!
9] i have observed some in the Meating room wearing shiny leggings. Girls!!!!! Give me a break
10] No denim allowed or cords for that matter after 6 pm......please are we on a building site?
11] Faux fur is great but keep it brushed nothing looks worse than a coat looking like minge
12] No sneakers are to be worn outside of the gym at any time.....understood?
13] Oh and while we are at it no polyester or drip dry allowed.....I want to see creases!!!!
14] anyone over 45 caught wearing a high round neck will automatically sent to prison
15] NO you may not wear t shirts with any kind of writing, faces , logos or animals printed on them!
16] The wearing of anything and I mean anything ripped will bring about an immediate disqualification to membership of the Limp Wrist Bar and Grill
17] No cardigans allowed either!
anyone got any other fashion faux pas??
Well bloggers faced with the general blogging public at the Limp I have been shocked....yes shocked bloggers by the standard of dress seen there. Obviously im not counting what is worn in the Meating room as all Fetish wear has its own rules. Apart from that , its dire and i think its time for a few fashion tips for you all. Im going to start with the women first.
1] As we get older as women, a little flesh on show is flattering, however I dont want to see two crepy boobs wobbling about in a too tight top. A little cleavage is fine but I dont want to get two black eyes when I look at you
2] Absolutely no lurex or sparkle is allowed to be worn during the day ie before 7 pm unless you are starring in a burlesque show
3] anyone over 50 should NOT be wearing skirts masquerading as hairbands
4] Funky tights in colour are for the under 20s only I dont want to see vomit coloured patterened legs EVER!
5] no muffin tops allowed at any time..... low rise pants unless you have a figure to die for [does anybody?]
6] keep high shoes with leg straps to a minimum if you have a thick ankle... nothing looks worse than short legs unless you are auditioning for Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
6] Red shoes look great on the catwalk..... the rest of us look like hookers!
7] No open toed shoes for formal occasions. Feet should be kept hidden at all costs. No toes squeezed in to too tight peep toes.. allways looks like a bag of chips to me
8] absolutely no grey or old underwear allowed!
9] i have observed some in the Meating room wearing shiny leggings. Girls!!!!! Give me a break
10] No denim allowed or cords for that matter after 6 pm......please are we on a building site?
11] Faux fur is great but keep it brushed nothing looks worse than a coat looking like minge
12] No sneakers are to be worn outside of the gym at any time.....understood?
13] Oh and while we are at it no polyester or drip dry allowed.....I want to see creases!!!!
14] anyone over 45 caught wearing a high round neck will automatically sent to prison
15] NO you may not wear t shirts with any kind of writing, faces , logos or animals printed on them!
16] The wearing of anything and I mean anything ripped will bring about an immediate disqualification to membership of the Limp Wrist Bar and Grill
Great tips indeed. I would have to delete my sneakers photograph :) ... (I took the kids for a walk and my high heels was not appropriate for the event) New to the site and blogs and enjoying quite a few. And as learning goes ... I need to update my photographs :). Normally on the other side of the camera capturing the joys of life, I do not have many of me.
Great tips indeed. I would have to delete my sneakers photograph :) ... (I took the kids for a walk and my high heels was not appropriate for the event)
New to the site and blogs and enjoying quite a few. And as learning goes ... I need to update my photographs :). Normally on the other side of the camera capturing the joys of life, I do not have many of me.
It is not what you do once in a while.
It is what you do day in and day out that makes a difference.
It's late, I should have been in bed hours ago, but.....
SHAZ: There's no such thing as a "Lousy Attempt" at blogging. Period. One begins where one begins. All that counts is that one BEGINS!!!!!!
Second: You and your dyslexia are better at writing than many, many folks on here who have no dyslexia problems at all. I've been watching you for quite a while now, and like my other dyslexec friends--I have have two seriously dyslexec friends--you are over-sensitive to your affliction....you have overcome it well--YOU WRITE BETTER, MAKE YOUR THOUGHTS CLEARER, THAN MOST UNAFFLICTED FOLKS ON HERE DO.
So quit the apologies. YOU DO NOT NEED TO MAKE THEM. When you make a dyslexic goof, we all know it--and laugh our asses off--with you, not at you.. Most of the time you are more "well-spoken" than the rest of the crew with no dyslexic affliction. so SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!!
[Darcy, I grew up with a brother who had dyxlexia.....7 years younger than me. I almost never made a grammatical or spelling error. My poor brother could barely write his name without screwing it up.... No one knew what his problem was until he was well into his his 20's. So I DO know from whence I'm talking. My brother is a brilliant man. Almost all dyslexics are exceptionally brilliant. That's a FACT. My best friend in the world is a psychiatrist who is dyslexic. She is certifiably brilliant. She can't write a two sentence email--spending half an hour on it--without tripping up her words....but I always know what she means.
So....all I'm trying to say is that your goofy dyxlexia says nothing more about you than that you have an affliction THAT ALWAYS POINTS to genius of some kind.
Just trying to say.......no one who cares about you gives a damn about your dyslexia. Makes no damn difference at all.
Those who don't know you yet???? Those with half a brain can see 5 words into one of your sentences that it doesn't matter one whit!!!!!!!!!!!
Just had to say that, kiddo..... Just had to say it....
Pat
Quoting Curious2078
It's late, I should have been in bed hours ago, but.....
SHAZ: There's no such thing as a "Lousy Attempt" at blogging. Period. One begins where one begins. All that counts is that one BEGINS!!!!!!
Second: You and your dyslexia are better at writing than many, many folks on here who have no dyslexia problems at all. I've been watching you for quite a while now, and like my other dyslexec friends--I have have two seriously dyslexec friends--you are over-sensitive to your affliction....you have overcome it well--YOU WRITE BETTER, MAKE YOUR THOUGHTS CLEARER, THAN MOST UNAFFLICTED FOLKS ON HERE DO.
So quit the apologies. YOU DO NOT NEED TO MAKE THEM. When you make a dyslexic goof, we all know it--and laugh our asses off--with you, not at you.. Most of the time you are more "well-spoken" than the rest of the crew with no dyslexic affliction. so SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!!
[Darcy, I grew up with a brother who had dyxlexia.....7 years younger than me. I almost never made a grammatical or spelling error. My poor brother could barely write his name without screwing it up.... No one knew what his problem was until he was well into his his 20's. So I DO know from whence I'm talking. My brother is a brilliant man. Almost all dyslexics are exceptionally brilliant. That's a FACT. My best friend in the world is a psychiatrist who is dyslexic. She is certifiably brilliant. She can't write a two sentence email--spending half an hour on it--without tripping up her words....but I always know what she means.
So....all I'm trying to say is that your goofy dyxlexia says nothing more about you than that you have an affliction THAT ALWAYS POINTS to genius of some kind.
It's late, I should have been in bed hours ago, but.....
SHAZ: There's no such thing as a "Lousy Attempt" at blogging. Period. One begins where one begins. All that counts is that one BEGINS!!!!!!
Second: You and your dyslexia are better at writing than many, many folks on here who have no dyslexia problems at all. I've been watching you for quite a while now, and like my other dyslexec friends--I have have two seriously dyslexec friends--you are over-sensitive to your affliction....you have overcome it well--YOU WRITE BETTER, MAKE YOUR THOUGHTS CLEARER, THAN MOST UNAFFLICTED FOLKS ON HERE DO.
So quit the apologies. YOU DO NOT NEED TO MAKE THEM. When you make a dyslexic goof, we all know it--and laugh our asses off--with you, not at you.. Most of the time you are more "well-spoken" than the rest of the crew with no dyslexic affliction. so SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!!
[Darcy, I grew up with a brother who had dyxlexia.....7 years younger than me. I almost never made a grammatical or spelling error. My poor brother could barely write his name without screwing it up.... No one knew what his problem was until he was well into his his 20's. So I DO know from whence I'm talking. My brother is a brilliant man. Almost all dyslexics are exceptionally brilliant. That's a FACT. My best friend in the world is a psychiatrist who is dyslexic. She is certifiably brilliant. She can't write a two sentence email--spending half an hour on it--without tripping up her words....but I always know what she means.
So....all I'm trying to say is that your goofy dyxlexia says nothing more about you than that you have an affliction THAT ALWAYS POINTS to genius of some kind.
Just trying to say.......no one who cares about you gives a damn about your dyslexia. Makes no damn difference at all.
Those who don't know you yet???? Those with half a brain can see 5 words into one of your sentences that it doesn't matter one whit!!!!!!!!!!!
Just had to say that, kiddo..... Just had to say it....
Pat
Quoting shazbot82
you guys should have seen some of my earliest attemps at blogging. They were truly pathetic. I seriously have to work at written communication and I keep a Websters full Unabridged Dictionary right next to my computer at all times. My spoken vocabulary is far more extensive..hell boys,,i didnt have to look up " hubris", after all.
my liittle navel piercing is a small stem...not a ring. It sits inside ! maybe one day IF ya'all IS real good, I might let you see it.
Quoting shazbot82
you guys should have seen some of my earliest attemps at blogging. They were truly pathetic. I seriously have to work at written communication and I keep a Websters full Unabridged Dictionary right next to my computer at all times. My spoken vocabulary is far more extensive..hell boys,,i didnt have to look up " hubris", after all.
my liittle navel piercing is a small stem...not a ring. It sits inside ! maybe one day IF ya'all IS real good, I might let you see it.
It's late, I should have been in bed hours ago, but.....
SHAZ: There's no such thing as a "Lousy Attempt" at blogging. Period. One begins where one begins. All that counts is that one BEGINS!!!!!!
Second: You and your dyslexia are better at writing than many, many folks on here who have no dyslexia problems at all. I've been watching you for quite a while now, and like my other dyslexec friends--I have have two seriously dyslexec friends--you are over-sensitive to your affliction....you have overcome it well--YOU WRITE BETTER, MAKE YOUR THOUGHTS CLEARER, THAN MOST UNAFFLICTED FOLKS ON HERE DO.
So quit the apologies. YOU DO NOT NEED TO MAKE THEM. When you make a dyslexic goof, we all know it--and laugh our asses off--with you, not at you.. Most of the time you are more "well-spoken" than the rest of the crew with no dyslexic affliction. so SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!!
[Darcy, I grew up with a brother who had dyxlexia.....7 years younger than me. I almost never made a grammatical or spelling error. My poor brother could barely write his name without screwing it up.... No one knew what his problem was until he was well into his his 20's. So I DO know from whence I'm talking. My brother is a brilliant man. Almost all dyslexics are exceptionally brilliant. That's a FACT. My best friend in the world is a psychiatrist who is dyslexic. She is certifiably brilliant. She can't write a two sentence email--spending half an hour on it--without tripping up her words....but I always know what she means.
So....all I'm trying to say is that your goofy dyxlexia says nothing more about you than that you have an affliction THAT ALWAYS POINTS to genius of some kind.
this IS a real question...... I have a pair of white heavy Shantung silk pants, lined. WHAT do i wear under them that will not show ? I am not going commando..I hate that.
Quoting shazbot82
this IS a real question...... I have a pair of white heavy Shantung silk pants, lined. WHAT do i wear under them that will not show ? I am not going commando..I hate that.
this IS a real question...... I have a pair of white heavy Shantung silk pants, lined. WHAT do i wear under them that will not show ? I am not going commando..I hate that.
this IS a real question...... I have a pair of white heavy Shantung silk pants, lined. WHAT do i wear under them that will not show ? I am not going commando..I hate that.
you guys should have seen some of my earliest attemps at blogging. They were truly pathetic. I seriously have to work at written communication and I keep a Websters full Unabridged Dictionary right next to my computer at all times. My spoken vocabulary is far more extensive..hell boys,,i didnt have to look up " hubris", after all.
my liittle navel piercing is a small stem...not a ring. It sits inside ! maybe one day IF ya'all IS real good, I might let you see it.
Quoting boorah
CG,
Navel piercings can put you eye out? When do you find yourself in the proximity of a belly button? If this is a sexual reference I think I you might need a GPS system.... you're in between delights.
As far as spelling is concerned, Shaz always mentions her dyslexia. I'm also a spelling and grammar Nazi but learned to respect those who ascribe to the concept that if someone cannot think of another way to spell a word they lack imagination.
I only rag on someone's spelling and grammar when they belittle another's spelling and then misspell several words as well.
Is that Bazaar! Ha Ha
Bizzaro...
Quoting boorah
CG,
Navel piercings can put you eye out? When do you find yourself in the proximity of a belly button? If this is a sexual reference I think I you might need a GPS system.... you're in between delights.
As far as spelling is concerned, Shaz always mentions her dyslexia. I'm also a spelling and grammar Nazi but learned to respect those who ascribe to the concept that if someone cannot think of another way to spell a word they lack imagination.
I only rag on someone's spelling and grammar when they belittle another's spelling and then misspell several words as well.
Is that Bazaar! Ha Ha
Bizzaro...
you guys should have seen some of my earliest attemps at blogging. They were truly pathetic. I seriously have to work at written communication and I keep a Websters full Unabridged Dictionary right next to my computer at all times. My spoken vocabulary is far more extensive..hell boys,,i didnt have to look up " hubris", after all.
my liittle navel piercing is a small stem...not a ring. It sits inside ! maybe one day IF ya'all IS real good, I might let you see it.
Never. no one sees it but me, except during bathing suit season. I love it, i am afraid. All of us " girls" did it for my daughter' 14th birthday. its a symbol of the rites of passage. Sort of like a Maori tribal tattoo, or the sailors who used to get an earring when they sailed the Cape of Good Hope way back in the olden days. Its a symbol of a BOND. with my child. I love you ,but it stays.
Quoting Tinkerbelle
Shaz sweetie the piercing has to go im afraid lol
Quoting Tinkerbelle
Shaz sweetie the piercing has to go im afraid lol
Never. no one sees it but me, except during bathing suit season. I love it, i am afraid. All of us " girls" did it for my daughter' 14th birthday. its a symbol of the rites of passage. Sort of like a Maori tribal tattoo, or the sailors who used to get an earring when they sailed the Cape of Good Hope way back in the olden days. Its a symbol of a BOND. with my child. I love you ,but it stays.
QUOTING TINK: Pat a Muffin top is when women who are carrying some weight around the middle wear low rise pants and the 'overflow' hangs over the pant. LOL Makes me queasy to think about it.
LMAO , Tink. And here I thought a muffin top was a clothing item. DUH!!!!! I see these "things" everywhere I go. Even in the dead of winter!!!! Gross, gross, gross. How any woman in her right mind can think she looks good-- or sexy--dressed that way is an impenetrable mystery to me. Pat
QUOTING TINK: Pat a Muffin top is when women who are carrying some weight around the middle wear low rise pants and the 'overflow' hangs over the pant. LOL Makes me queasy to think about it.
LMAO , Tink. And here I thought a muffin top was a clothing item. DUH!!!!! I see these "things" everywhere I go. Even in the dead of winter!!!! Gross, gross, gross. How any woman in her right mind can think she looks good-- or sexy--dressed that way is an impenetrable mystery to me. Pat
Pat a Muffin top is when women who are carrying some weight around the middle wear low rise pants and the 'overflow' hangs over the pant. LOL Makes me queasy to think about it
Quoting Curious2078
All in all, according to your edicts, Tink, it looks like I'm not doing too badly at all. Except, of course, for those jeans after 6 pm...
I do have one question: What is a muffin top? I'm quite sure I'm not wearing one, but just in case.....
The faux pas I would add is bra straps showing underneath a tank top or any other garment that doesn't hide them. Especially when those bra straps are grey with grime! UCH!!!!!
Pat
Quoting Curious2078
All in all, according to your edicts, Tink, it looks like I'm not doing too badly at all. Except, of course, for those jeans after 6 pm...
I do have one question: What is a muffin top? I'm quite sure I'm not wearing one, but just in case.....
The faux pas I would add is bra straps showing underneath a tank top or any other garment that doesn't hide them. Especially when those bra straps are grey with grime! UCH!!!!!
Pat
Pat a Muffin top is when women who are carrying some weight around the middle wear low rise pants and the 'overflow' hangs over the pant. LOL Makes me queasy to think about it
LOL CMP!!! I totally agree with you I cant bear bad feet and toenails especially from the men . SUCH a turnoff. Im flying over to save you ... dont worry!
Quoting checkmypulse
What about flip-flops! From 10 to 60. everywhere I go I see some very ugly toes and I can't take it any more. Flops are for the pool or beach. period. (obviously no foot fetish here but you can show a great pair of legs though!) save me tink.
Quoting checkmypulse
What about flip-flops! From 10 to 60. everywhere I go I see some very ugly toes and I can't take it any more. Flops are for the pool or beach. period. (obviously no foot fetish here but you can show a great pair of legs though!) save me tink.
LOL CMP!!! I totally agree with you I cant bear bad feet and toenails especially from the men . SUCH a turnoff. Im flying over to save you ... dont worry!
Thanks for the tip shaz. I will wear my toe blinders next time I am in the grocery store. But, having lived half of my life in Hawaii, Puerto Rico and Florida, I know tropical and absolutely love it!!
Thanks for the tip shaz. I will wear my toe blinders next time I am
in the grocery store. But, having lived half of my life in Hawaii, Puerto Rico and Florida, I know tropical and absolutely love it!!
I guess you are not a fan of tropical destinations. Too damn hot to wear much of anything . I, of course, have very pretty feet and toes, but most do not. Simply do not look ! Keep your eyes above the knees and you will be OK.
Quoting checkmypulse
What about flip-flops! From 10 to 60. everywhere I go I see some very ugly toes and I can't take it any more. Flops are for the pool or beach. period. (obviously no foot fetish here but you can show a great pair of legs though!) save me tink.
Quoting checkmypulse
What about flip-flops! From 10 to 60. everywhere I go I see some very ugly toes and I can't take it any more. Flops are for the pool or beach. period. (obviously no foot fetish here but you can show a great pair of legs though!) save me tink.
I guess you are not a fan of tropical destinations. Too damn hot to wear much of anything . I, of course, have very pretty feet and toes, but most do not. Simply do not look ! Keep your eyes above the knees and you will be OK.
thanks for the correction CG. I LOVE my navel piercing. Oddly enough, it did not hurt at all, except listening to the sound of that huge needle breaking the skin. I was very skeptical about the pain,but several of our group went before me and SWORE it did not hurt. Mine is a small blue glass " jewel" that sits quiet nicely INSIDE my navel.Highlights the little mole I have off to the left side. too bad I didn't have it when my abs were all pretty and tight !
Quoting Conyersguy
Shaz,
I just got through posting a few days ago that I was no longer a spelling snob, but when you lob 'em up there........
A NAVAL piercing would seem to be something you (a woman) might enjoy very much, either from a sailor or from an officer (but not necessarily a gentleman) on (or off) a warship.
A NAVEL piercing would be the hole through which you might have ornamentation, on your lower stomach. (As a side note, I am TOTALLY against these 'belly button' rings, studs, etc. They can put an eye out !!! )
Humbly yours, CG
Quoting Conyersguy
Shaz,
I just got through posting a few days ago that I was no longer a spelling snob, but when you lob 'em up there........
A NAVAL piercing would seem to be something you (a woman) might enjoy very much, either from a sailor or from an officer (but not necessarily a gentleman) on (or off) a warship.
A NAVEL piercing would be the hole through which you might have ornamentation, on your lower stomach. (As a side note, I am TOTALLY against these 'belly button' rings, studs, etc. They can put an eye out !!! )
Humbly yours, CG
thanks for the correction CG. I LOVE my navel piercing. Oddly enough, it did not hurt at all, except listening to the sound of that huge needle breaking the skin. I was very skeptical about the pain,but several of our group went before me and SWORE it did not hurt. Mine is a small blue glass " jewel" that sits quiet nicely INSIDE my navel.Highlights the little mole I have off to the left side. too bad I didn't have it when my abs were all pretty and tight !
All in all, according to your edicts, Tink, it looks like I'm not doing too badly at all. Except, of course, for those jeans after 6 pm...
I do have one question: What is a muffin top? I'm quite sure I'm not wearing one, but just in case.....
The faux pas I would add is bra straps showing underneath a tank top or any other garment that doesn't hide them. Especially when those bra straps are grey with grime! UCH!!!!!
Pat
All in all, according to your edicts, Tink, it looks like I'm not doing too badly at all. Except, of course, for those jeans after 6 pm...
I do have one question: What is a muffin top? I'm quite sure I'm not wearing one, but just in case.....
The faux pas I would add is bra straps showing underneath a tank top or any other garment that doesn't hide them. Especially when those bra straps are grey with grime! UCH!!!!!
I just got through posting a few days ago that I was no longer a spelling snob, but when you lob 'em up there........
A NAVAL piercing would seem to be something you (a woman) might enjoy very much, either from a sailor or from an officer (but not necessarily a gentleman) on (or off) a warship.
A NAVEL piercing would be the hole through which you might have ornamentation, on your lower stomach. (As a side note, I am TOTALLY against these 'belly button' rings, studs, etc. They can put an eye out !!! )
Humbly yours, CG
Quoting shazbot82
i knew I was in need of a total wardrobe revamp......( send dontations !)
but I AM keeping my naval piercing !
Quoting shazbot82
i knew I was in need of a total wardrobe revamp......( send dontations !)
but I AM keeping my naval piercing !
Shaz,
I just got through posting a few days ago that I was no longer a spelling snob, but when you lob 'em up there........
A NAVAL piercing would seem to be something you (a woman) might enjoy very much, either from a sailor or from an officer (but not necessarily a gentleman) on (or off) a warship.
A NAVEL piercing would be the hole through which you might have ornamentation, on your lower stomach. (As a side note, I am TOTALLY against these 'belly button' rings, studs, etc. They can put an eye out !!! )
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