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Posted on Thu, Apr 08, 2010 12:18

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a seven step stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily. It really works! 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4. No one knows your secret place. 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world. 6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding under water. There! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique. "Never run a joke about Sicilians when relaxation is on the line! Ha ha ha!"

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Posted on Sat, Apr 10, 2010 11:18

Quoting boorah

.... and what makes you think we Sicilians will allow you to pollute our pristine streams. That's why our Limoncello is the best in the world.... and of course our lemon trees. Let me suggest an alternative. Let's move Pelosi, Reid and Barney Frank to Guam, along with Georgia Congressman Hank "Tip" Johnson and wait for the island to tip over.


I don't know about that... I don't think their fat heads could get a plane off the ground or keep a ship from sinking... LOL...


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