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Posted on Apr 03, 2010 at 11:11 AM

Many folks over 50 are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image. Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combination's DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3.. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedos and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Mini skirts and varicose veins And, Most importantly At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts

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Posted on Apr 06, 2010 at 05:04 PM

Quoting Conyersguy

In salute to # 6,    If you don't think Spandex is the strongest material known on the planet....Take a visit to Myrtle Beach this summer.   You will be amazed at the strength of this fabric !!!! :)



BE AFRAID.....................BE VERY AFRAID !


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Posted on Apr 05, 2010 at 11:18 PM

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

I have this combination myself !  Mine is three small incisions though and not that huge horrid old style scar three feet long.


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Posted on Apr 04, 2010 at 07:05 AM

Breast inplants and tummy tucks.

 

 


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Posted on Apr 04, 2010 at 04:29 AM

lmao...thank you



Candy...;)
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