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Posted on Mon, Mar 22, 2010 11:49

Universal Laws..."Are these ever TRUE!!" 1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act 4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. 5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. 6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). 7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 11.. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last, leave their seats several times and leave early. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. 12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chance of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor is directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. 17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet. 18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like they will stop making it. 19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.


Courtney :)

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Posted on Wed, Mar 24, 2010 09:17

LMAO.

Pat



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Posted on Tue, Mar 23, 2010 15:12

LOL, #8.  There is NO dating in my very small town, which is why I love my MM :)



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Posted on Tue, Mar 23, 2010 12:01

#6 if you want proof of this one, just go to a department store, happens to me all the time especially at Zeller's!  But, then I'm of the opinion that Zeller's gives their employees a "slow test" to get hired, the slower you are, the better chance you have to get hired. They don't have a fast lane so you might as well just hang until its your turn....LOL!

 

CG, my girlfriend that was staying with me the last couple of weeks can attest to #8....she stopped down dressing as soon as she went to Starbucks near my place, and realized where all the fireman hang out....LOL!



"The best way to predict the future....Is to create it."

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Posted on Tue, Mar 23, 2010 09:39

LADIES #18 is my favorite...everytime I find that perfect lipstick or perfect eye shadow or perfect eyeliner,,they stop making it...


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Posted on Tue, Mar 23, 2010 08:33

lmao..Law of shower maybe as soon as you get in someone rings your bell or knocks at the door. or food waiters always know when to ask how everything is because your mouth is full of food...

I think most are so true..



Candy...;)

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