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Posted on Sat, Mar 20, 2010 18:38

Bill, Candee, AZ, Rose, Molly...don't you think we laugh at this stuff because it describes at least one person on our very recent family tree?  LOL



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Posted on Sat, Mar 20, 2010 18:00

Quoting GentlyWoman

And...Dude, if you start a blawg that you never visit again...I'm monna hafta say..."REDNECK y'all", lol.



Now, Gently, that pretty well defines what trolls do....  Period.....  Oh, and cowards, too.

Pat, aka Molly Munch------------

BY THE WAY:  The more you guys post jokes here--the more I laugh--and the weaker my bladder muscles become.  Tradeoff:  Have laughter up the wazoo--or control...?

Oh, hell, I vote for laughter every time.....



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Posted on Sat, Mar 20, 2010 17:52

  1. You have orange road cones in your living room.
  2. You have a black eye and a hickey at the same time.
  3. People are scared to touch your bathrobe.
  4. You've ever written you resume on a cocktail napkin.
  5. The beertruck delivers door-to-door in your neighborhood.
  6. Your class reunion is a keg party in the woods.
  7. You've ever burped and killed a fly.
  8. You have a Jack Daniels poster in your living room.
  9. Your new sofa was on a curb in another part of town yesterday.
  10. You use a "puter"

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Posted on Sat, Mar 20, 2010 16:47

If you consider a 3 piece suit to be:  a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt, and thermal underwear.....

 

If your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive....

 

If you actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight listening to Alan Jackson....I think I might be guilty of this one once a long, long, long time ago......LMAO!



"The best way to predict the future....Is to create it."

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Posted on Sat, Mar 20, 2010 01:53

And...Dude, if you start a blawg that you never visit again...I'm monna hafta say..."REDNECK y'all", lol.



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Posted on Sat, Mar 20, 2010 01:49

You actually might be a redneck if your name is Jose and the baseball game starts with a singer that asks you if you can see.

 

And if you think the national anthem ends with "Play Ball", more than likely.



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Posted on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 23:34

thank you everyone lmao...



Candy...;)

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Posted on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 23:18

Your brother-in law is your uncle and your grandfather



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Posted on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 23:16

You think Dom Perignon is A mafia leader



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Posted on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 22:52

  1. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
  2. You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best motion picture.
  3. The rear tires on your truck are twice as wide as the front ones.
  4. You prominently display a gift in your house that you bought at Graceland.
  5. You consider Outdoor Life deep reading.
  6. You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
  7. You think beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
  8. Your father encourages you to quit school when Larry announces an opening in the lube rack.
  9. You have a rag for a gas cap.
  10. You run out of beer and your friends go home.


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Posted on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 22:51

ROFLMAO...you KNOW you're a redneck if you don't get why redneck jokes are so DANG funny!



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Posted on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 20:55

Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.



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Posted on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 20:49

You stare at an orange juice container because it says "concentrate"



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Posted on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 20:43

If you think a subdivision is part of a math problem...



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Posted on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 20:42

If the Salvation Army declines your mattress!



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Posted on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 20:19

Down where you come from reruns of hee haw are called documantaries



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Posted on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 18:47

LMAO !!!!!!!!! 

Pat



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Posted on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 18:32

You think loading the dishwasher
means getting your wife drunk.

 

I have to head for the airport but I am going LMAO.

 



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Posted on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 18:25

If you hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the Flying J!



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Posted on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 18:24

THE TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS THIS WEEK

 

7.  I Never Went To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

6.  If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

5.  Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause She Might Win.

4.  I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

3.  She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2.  She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day


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