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Posted on Tue, Apr 06, 2010 18:32

Quoting GentlyWoman

Sweet!  I'm going to go ahead and guess that you have at least one relative in the haystack that fits the description, or you would probably not get the stereotype so well...is it you, JM? Pray, join the ranks of the could-be toothless.



And don't forget the tee shirt lol


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Posted on Tue, Apr 06, 2010 18:04

Quoting JMSuccess2010

Love the You might be a red neck I laughed so hard. Loved it!

Sweet!  I'm going to go ahead and guess that you have at least one relative in the haystack that fits the description, or you would probably not get the stereotype so well...is it you, JM? Pray, join the ranks of the could-be toothless.



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Posted on Mon, Apr 05, 2010 19:21

Love the You might be a red neck I laughed so hard. Loved it!


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Posted on Mon, Apr 05, 2010 19:04

Quoting shazbot82

I dont have a wife, Gently, wanna apply ? LOLOL Les be friends...will you paint my house for me ?


Shaz, due to the recent post I read that you would not be meeting me in the city, I feel that our only option will be that I come paint your house for you.  Can I decide afterward if I want to apply as your wife?  It may really come down to your color choices, whether or not we will be compatible.

 

I think this would qualify me as a NorCal Redneck, don't you?



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Posted on Thu, Apr 01, 2010 19:18

Quoting GentlyWoman

LOL...but does your WIFE wear an orange vest?  NO? You might NOT be a redneck, Shaz :)



I dont have a wife, Gently, wanna apply ? LOLOL Les be friends...will you paint my house for me ?


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Posted on Thu, Apr 01, 2010 12:24

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Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest. HEY GW,,I resemble that remark ! ( everyone on a construction site has to wear an orange vest.)


LOL...but does your WIFE wear an orange vest?  NO? You might NOT be a redneck, Shaz :)



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Posted on Wed, Mar 31, 2010 20:01

Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest. HEY GW,,I resemble that remark ! ( everyone on a construction site has to wear an orange vest.)


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Posted on Wed, Mar 31, 2010 14:41

Did anyone see the near-miss United had with a little private plane near SFO yesterday???  You probably are a redneck if you fly jet airplanes by Braille...



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Posted on Tue, Mar 23, 2010 15:19

Redneck fashion, for those confused among us.


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Posted on Tue, Mar 23, 2010 08:35

Quoting Tinkerbelle

AZ Gucci making jeans??? lol God im so NOT a jeans person



Tink, well there sorta jeans.....kinda cute....skinnys! I'll look around for something more other than Calvin's....! You know you're in for some shopping when you get to the Keys...don't you?......LMAO!



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Posted on Mon, Mar 22, 2010 23:51

AZ Gucci making jeans??? lol God im so NOT a jeans person



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Posted on Mon, Mar 22, 2010 23:50

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You realize you are trying to explain this to a woman who has NEVER worn a pair of jeans in her life?  But I promise I will get her in jeans if it's the last thing I do :-)



LOL Rose too funny, can you just explain to me just exactly what jeans are? im confused dont rednecks wear jeans?



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Posted on Mon, Mar 22, 2010 23:48

lol Bill I get the picture



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Posted on Mon, Mar 22, 2010 20:41

Quoting The_Rose

You realize you are trying to explain this to a woman who has NEVER worn a pair of jeans in her life?  But I promise I will get her in jeans if it's the last thing I do :-)



Hmmm, I think we can find some Gucci's for Tink that would fit the bill.....LOL!



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Posted on Mon, Mar 22, 2010 19:39

You realize you are trying to explain this to a woman who has NEVER worn a pair of jeans in her life?  But I promise I will get her in jeans if it's the last thing I do :-)



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Posted on Mon, Mar 22, 2010 18:45

Quoting Tinkerbelle

ok I dont get it. As the outsider here. Define for me a red neck . Is that a stupid person? Socially low? what? signed an English girl trying to get the joke



Tink...what they said :)  It's a person whose neck is sunburned, which can happen to a guy that works the fields from sun-up to sun-down, has 20 kids so he doesn't have to hire laborers to work his fields and livestock with him, and generally revels in a glorious absence of sophistication.  

 

Tink...never fear...YOU are NOT a redneck :)



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Posted on Mon, Mar 22, 2010 18:38

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ok I dont get it. As the outsider here. Define for me a red neck . Is that a stupid person? Socially low? what? signed an English girl trying to get the joke



Some additional information from Wikipedia: 

"The most common American usage, referring to the poor rural white Southerner, probably derived from individuals having a red neck caused by working outdoors in hot sun.[3] A citation from 1893 provides a definition as "poorer inhabitants of the rural districts...men who work in the field, as a matter of course, generally have their skin burned red by the sun, and especially is this true of the back of their necks".[4]

Tink---Just Google "REDNECK."  You'll get more information about the term than you ever wanted or needed to know.  Totally American "thing."  Given the current political climate, some folks are proud to be called rednecks.  Others would rather not be associated with REDNECKS.  Still others wish they COULD BE called Rednecks.  A little confusing, I know.  But hell--we're a very BIG country with a hell of a lot of divergent veiws....opinions....  It's very often very confusing to  US a well!!!!! 



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Posted on Mon, Mar 22, 2010 15:31

Quoting Tinkerbelle

ok I dont get it. As the outsider here. Define for me a red neck . Is that a stupid person? Socially low? what? signed an English girl trying to get the joke



It's all of the above Tink.... Also, A hick, a hay seed, a hillbilly. Someone who would think the King's English was a new brand of chewing tobacco...



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Posted on Mon, Mar 22, 2010 15:01

ok I dont get it. As the outsider here. Define for me a red neck . Is that a stupid person? Socially low? what? signed an English girl trying to get the joke



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Posted on Mon, Mar 22, 2010 13:14

Quoting Sophia2048

Eva..Am I a redneck???

I lived in Florida before, so often I has been asked: "What do you plan to do when you retire?".

Well..I have a chemistry background and one of the things I enjoy most is turning Becks, Bacardi and Ratafia into urine. I'm pretty good at it. Thanks heaven I paid attention in school.

And I know that bad sex is better than a good day at the office, and I drink only Irish coffee, because provides in a single glass all four essential food groups..alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. 

One Tequila, two Tequila, three Tequila...FLOOR...

Redneck..yes..or..no..yes..or..no...yes..or..no..OMG..I'm on the FLOOR.. Good nite.

 



Oh, Sophia.  You are certifiably redneck.  All that's missing is your Nascar shirt.



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