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Posted on Mar 17, 2010 at 01:52 PM

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala!
What are you doing?'


The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'?


So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a
drink from the river.


The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side.
Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree,
smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the
tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said,


'F****#####&&&&k!!!! dude...!!!!!
How much water did you drink!?'



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Posted on Mar 20, 2010 at 07:49 PM

QUOTING ARIZONA:  Thanks, but I get the feeling some didn't like it.....LOL!

Arizona, how could anyone object to, or not get a laugh out of, anything you post????  You are always so righton!!!!

Pat


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Posted on Mar 20, 2010 at 02:09 PM

Quoting luv2hugbabydoll

Thanks for that joke,,,it was just too cute!!


Thanks, but I get the feeling some didn't like it.....LOL!



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Posted on Mar 19, 2010 at 09:53 AM

Thanks for that joke,,,it was just too cute!!


LUV
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Posted on Mar 18, 2010 at 02:05 PM

Quoting Arizona53

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala!
What are you doing?'


The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'?


So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a
drink from the river.


The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side.
Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree,
smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the
tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said,


'F****#####&&&&k!!!! dude...!!!!!
How much water did you drink!?'



I need to break for lunch!!!



Life is a box of chocolates... and, most poor fools are starving to death!!
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Posted on Mar 18, 2010 at 09:41 AM

Update, I found the Koala!


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Posted on Mar 18, 2010 at 06:40 AM

Quoting Arizona53

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala!
What are you doing?'


The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'?


So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a
drink from the river.


The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side.
Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree,
smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the
tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said,


'F****#####&&&&k!!!! dude...!!!!!
How much water did you drink!?'



Funny dude!!!!!..hmmmm...

 


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Posted on Mar 17, 2010 at 03:17 PM

DUDE....!!!



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