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Posted on Thu, Mar 11, 2010 08:39

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them...


Courtney :)

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Posted on Sat, Mar 13, 2010 18:15

Quoting candeee

i want a good stiff one... i mean drink of course lmao



sure candy !   LOL

 

sorry Courtney, for Hi-Jacking your blog.



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Posted on Sat, Mar 13, 2010 18:15

LOL!  That is all we need.


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Posted on Sat, Mar 13, 2010 18:11

Quoting CDinCO

NICE! I wish I had the guts to do something like that when I was bartending!


Courtney,, you sure don't seem like the shy type !  LOL



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Posted on Sat, Mar 13, 2010 18:10

Quoting Conyersguy

Ray,

 

I've always been VERY careful to NEVER ask a bartender for a stiff one.  !!! :)



Conguy,, clearly you have to be selective when ordering !   LOL



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Posted on Sat, Mar 13, 2010 05:43

Very Funny Courtney! There's a convenience store near my job, while standing in line to pay a guy lit up a cigarette. The clerk said, "You can't smoke in here." The middle aged, slightly drunk,guy said,"Why not, you sell cigarettes." To which the young, female clerk replied, "We sell condoms too!"


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Posted on Sat, Mar 13, 2010 00:00

NOW I know why im NOT%^ getting "any" I have to go ask for a Sloe Comfortable Screw and a Stiff One !


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Posted on Fri, Mar 12, 2010 13:26

NICE! I wish I had the guts to do something like that when I was bartending!


Courtney :)

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Posted on Fri, Mar 12, 2010 12:42

I was in a bar in Fargo/Grand Forks once upon a time. I had been drinking Sloe gin and orange juice for most of the weekend, I was told it was called a Sloe Screw. The bartender at this particular establishment was really HOT, Sizzling as a matter of fact....and I was about 20 so I will venture to say....so was I....LOL! 

 

When I ordered a Sloe Screw, he leaned over the bar, about 1 inch from my face and said, "Do you want a Sloe Screw....or a Sloe....Comfortable Screw," .....at which point my shoes melted. Ordering a drink doesn't get any better than this.....LMAO!



"The best way to predict the future....Is to create it."

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Posted on Fri, Mar 12, 2010 09:12

Quoting Conyersguy

Ray,

 

I've always been VERY careful to NEVER ask a bartender for a stiff one.  !!! :)



CG, what if she's HOT????


Courtney :)

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Posted on Fri, Mar 12, 2010 08:56

Quoting Conyersguy

Ray,

 

I've always been VERY careful to NEVER ask a bartender for a stiff one.  !!! :)



lmao right now!!!



Candy...;)

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Posted on Fri, Mar 12, 2010 06:13

i want a good stiff one... i mean drink of course lmao



Candy...;)

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Posted on Fri, Mar 12, 2010 05:29

Quoting CDinCO

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them...

So I shouldn't be discouraged by dating older men....Okay on with my dating plan-:)

 

It is interesting and very funny.... I feel guilty...I have a good story about this..lol



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Posted on Fri, Mar 12, 2010 04:42

I used to go into the bar and ask the bartender for a good stiff drink,,, now that can be taken literallly !  LOL

 

Thanks for the laugh Courtney !



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Posted on Fri, Mar 12, 2010 04:28

Mount & Do....the pepsi/coke pop you lay tity will take on new dimensions


D ( @ )( @ )

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Posted on Thu, Mar 11, 2010 23:05

LMAO!



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